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Beardicus 61 points ago +62 / -1

Controlavirus

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Slick_Willys_Willy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Underrated

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CovfefeFirst 10 points ago +10 / -0

Coughacolypse

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PurestEvil 5 points ago +5 / -0

I literally see or hear nobody cough any more. For months. Neither in Germany nor Hungary.

Do you know what is interesting? Shouldn't in a pandemic people cough all the time in order to justify the masks? Shouldn't there be occasionally people with severe symptoms like fever and sweating?

Nothing. Nobody would notice there was or is a flu around if the media wouldn't push the propaganda so hard.

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +3 / -1

If this virus was actually as deadly as the media claims it is, the deaths would be in the millions just like the cases. It's not. It's so much lower. Last I checked it was 4.5 million cases and 153k deaths here in the U.S. It's not as bad as the media says it is.

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

And don't trust these numbers either. The number of cases is much higher and the number of deaths much lower. Meaning the death rate is minuscule!

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TEXinLA 32 points ago +32 / -0

I call it the WuFlu. But Election-Infection has a nice ring...

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MAGAlikethis 5 points ago +5 / -0

CCP Election Interference

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup...

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Lurkmoar347 19 points ago +19 / -0

I still quite like covid-1984 but election infection has a nice ring to it.

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usernamenottaken 13 points ago +13 / -0

BS-19

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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HeavyVetting 6 points ago +6 / -0

The election only decides whether Biden tries to get everyone to give up for good, or Trump goes full MAGA and we really start to fight.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shanghai Sniffles

Mandarin Malaise

FauxVID-19

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XoXoXoXoX 9 points ago +9 / -0

Brilliant

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onetruecliff 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm going to use this one from now on. I bet we'll see viruses every year there is a controversial election coming up. Election Riots happen on similar times.

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GraboidBiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have been calling it convid.

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magnokor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chinese coronavirus bioweapon.

Being used by the UN and their many people, infiltrators and traitors, to destroy the West.

Bankrupting everyone. Big part of it.

Elections, huge part.

The London mayor, islamic anchor baby Sad IQ Khan, cancelled the election for London and the media didn't mention it. Gave himself another year of power, at least.

Obviously denying everyone their November vote, and either having corrupt Silicon Valley or corrupt postal workers count everything, that would mean Biden and the DNC/UN/China would win all 58 states in a huge landslide. That did say Biden, it would be his VP Kamala Harris with the rigged win.

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spaceghost17 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Insectoid's Bug

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mcoulton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Electionfection

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stout. Will use.

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Magaman_2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aw bruh! Now we need an Electric Slide / Strokin' style line dance called the Election Infection.

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HowardRoark 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's still the Wuhan Flu to me.

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been calling it chinese aids

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've got election infection and the only cure is more MAGA.

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Home_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shanghai shivers

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Nothinberder 3 points ago +3 / -0

MeToo

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RobertMorris 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's from China, so would that be pronounced "erection infection" or am I confusing that with the Japanese pronunciation?

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

I say it all the time,

But you will never hear of this virus in the media after November.

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LivebytheTendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

From CHYNA

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frogman1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

👏🏻 bravo!

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

CCP Virus < Election Infection

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BS4thewin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Baloney Coroney

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frogman1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reverse it then rehearse it...

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SharkTeamTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese Virus

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Skygrrrl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hong Kong Fluey

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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philnmdg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most excellent

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

WEAPONS GRADE!

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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Call the masks "face blankies" too

and call the rioters "Biden voters"

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9moreyears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid 2020