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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 304 points ago +306 / -2

Minnesota is a duty to retreat state. So if you decide to stand up for your family and protect them YOU will be on the receiving end of the law. Peak fucking weimar.

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Art-Vandelay41 187 points ago +187 / -0

Sounds like unconstifuckintutional to me

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Desert_Covfefe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Can we publicly execute these pirate fags yet?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless you vote Blue.

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Desert_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a reminder, you'll be reaping what transplants sow. Probably best for them to sort their problems out locally and not distribute them

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Evei 118 points ago +118 / -0

Minnesota may be "duty to retreat", but Minneapolis is clearly a "duty to bend over and let them rape you" city.

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allowed2speak 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Now face the wall"

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HEXEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 years of 'pound me in the ass' city

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 76 points ago +76 / -0

Seriously. At some point we need to ask what the hell happened to these people

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tholins 73 points ago +74 / -1

A Swede once told me that back in the old days, survival depended on villages pooling resources through the winter. The idea was, better for everybody to have a little hardship than one family to straight up die. Noble, but it only works on a very small scale, and only in a homogenous society. Apparently the attitude is baked in at this point, with no perspective.

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tholins 36 points ago +37 / -1

That’s what I’ve heard, and it makes a hell of a lot of sense to me.

Like I said, on a small scale it could work, because in a survival scenario, people are going to keep each other honest. As nationwide policy? I guess that’s how you turn your country into the rape capitol of the northern hemisphere.

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SemperFree 18 points ago +19 / -1

Correct, can only work in small tribes. Not mandated country wide.

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey! We got those here in America... they are so brave and stunning.

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unicornpoop 26 points ago +26 / -0

Socialism doesn't work. Charity does.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it works when "sweat equity" is involved. I tithe part of my paycheck regularly. I don't consider it giving; I consider it investing in people to better themselves. I expect them to use it to get the resources they need to become independent. If they're physically unable to, then they should find other ways to contribute to society if possible.

I've heard people say they refused to take charity from church because they don't want to be preached to. They can just find it on the street corner instead; Austin must be a good place for that because I see a lot of beggars on street corners.

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tholins 7 points ago +7 / -0

True. There were multiple experiments in early America with communism, and they all failed horribly. I think the Swedes probably manages to make it work because a) they weren’t colonists but well-established on their land and b) had developed cultural values supporting the system. The Pilgrims didn’t have those factors.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps there was an emphasis on b)...Maybe they had no tolerance for Lazy Dan just sitting on the fence all day, and swatted him with bushels of grain until he went back to tending his crops.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have some friends who describe how law works in war torn countries with no police. Effectively, the community manages things and it is certainly a thing with everyone knows everyone.

That doesn't really scale to our cities and it ignores the fringe left. Those with no ties to the community (your apartment dwelling misfits) are not going to form a community watch. This works for cases where people are also manageable and well meaning. Now, try having a community watch deal with a crackhead or someone who seems genuine, but really they simply know the right things to say.

Watching Live PD, it was initially surprising how many criminals used the same phrases. I lost my wallet, it isn't my car, I'm holding this for a friend and straight up not admitting drugs until a drug dog found them. Police completely dismantling a door to find huge sacks of heroin stashed in the door panels.

These very small numbers of high caliber crime are going to overwhelm anyone who is simply not turning strangers away from their neighborhood. Which is how they deal with this.

Best advice is get out!

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DangleBarry 4 points ago +4 / -0

"These aren't my pants!"

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Checkout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweden is not really a socialist country

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Decades of subversion.

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Tardigrade 6 points ago +6 / -0

Saving to provide you an explanation later.

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Mynamesprivate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thing about norway and those other scandinavian countries: whats their demographics? How big is their military? How influential is the teachers union?

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RonBohr 4 points ago +6 / -2

Two words: the Left.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 4 points ago +4 / -0

We let entertainment become our gods and fashion us how to think.

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1776-or-1984 23 points ago +24 / -1

I'm a goddamn Minneapolis Nord.

And I'm FUMING

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thonl 16 points ago +16 / -0

Right there with you. I've had a carry permit since 2003, but until very recently, haven't felt compelled to put it to a lot of use.

Pre-covid, my work involved daily commutes downtown Minneapolis, and will again, but looks like that will be at least February. Been WFH the whole time, except for visits to the office about once every 3 weeks, for something requiring hands-on.

Even though it is against policy, I go armed, and GTFO as soon as possible.

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1776-or-1984 20 points ago +21 / -1

Fuck "policy" you're a sitting duck in downtown in you're in the wrong place wrong time.

Uptown is starting to turn into Cedar Riverside, more and hijabs driving new SUV's.

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thonl 14 points ago +14 / -0

My son drives a '19 Challenger and was the target of an attempt carjacking on Hiawatha btw 42nd & 38th a week or so ago at midnight. Dude ran out into the middle of the roadway(4 lane divided, for those not from here) and when he slowed to avoid the guy, he lunged to grab on. Obligatory "It's got a Hemi!" and he was outta there.

I've heard from a neighbor who is MPD that btw the cub in Uptown, and the one near the 3rd precinct, there were something like 40 mid-day purse snatchings in the parking lots during the month of July.

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1776-or-1984 10 points ago +11 / -1

40? Wtf man.

Also 38th st is the dividing line between clown town and semi-peaceful (everything north of 38th is garbage)

Also, as soon as mpls announced they were defunding police, 19% of south Minneapolis properties went up for sale. (Zillow/Redfin)

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Minneapolis is soon going to be one of those cities where you learn to not stop at red lights At night or other times when there is no oncoming or cross traffic.

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Reeeeeeeeee 8 points ago +8 / -0

My girlfriend has been doing the same. Her neighborhood has gone to shit since Saint Floyd died, now we don't walk anywhere without me being strapped. She's moving out as soon as she can.

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giggitybooped 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saint Floyd? I thought it was Saint Kirby, I'll have to ask Pelosi. George was very important to her, she'd know.

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SemperFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good plan. Your survival is your responsibility.

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +1 / -0

take a boarding axe to them

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SemperFree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe they still have some Viking blood yet

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BigBadJim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where the Nords stood, that was home, whether it was their village or a new land to conquer.

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Chelsea_hubbell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweden would like a word.

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AidanHL 22 points ago +23 / -1

So.. when do the freikorps come?

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Pau1F01ey 17 points ago +17 / -0

When the vets and/or militias organize and march into the cities.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NcvF1LPC5c

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AidanHL 15 points ago +15 / -0

A boy can dream, I really wanna see the communists out of our country ASAP.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is def what we need. All we need to do is let the Marxists know how much they are absolutely reviled. Triangulation to let none escape has a way of sending that message.

This is part of history I know nothing about! Since antifa was communist and nazis socialist, how did they ever come back to power so soon? I'm guessing they weren't all wiped out. Let that be a lesson to us. The only good Marxist is a dead Marxist.

Also a related video is "10 fighters that abruptly quit mid-fight." Let's not do that.

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MAGABrick 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are plenty of based militias who would love to get some use out of their firearms I know it.

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KyleRules 77 points ago +77 / -0

Illegal in MN thanks to the commies. you are obligated to comply or run away but cannot defend yourself even in your home. Criminals have more protection and power than the law abiding. Reason #1 why I moved the fuck out of that shithole state.

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Vino 40 points ago +41 / -1

The play has been used before. Go find the once thriving white nation of Rhodesia on a map.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 28 points ago +28 / -0

That's always been their endgame actually. Step one is to outnumber the whites and step two is to disarm them so they can't defend against literal death.

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Vino 28 points ago +28 / -0

Right after whites are the minority, comes: "why does the minority, hold the vast amount of wealth?" Then we are two decades away from SA minimum.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 17 points ago +17 / -0

exactly. Like Idi Amin in Uganda. The country went down the gutter after kicking out the asians btw...

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Vino 12 points ago +12 / -0

The health minister of SA recently admitted cannibalism is inevitable after the whites are all killed.

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Abovethefray 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, who are we to judge that rich, vibrant culture?

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siliconia 9 points ago +9 / -0

They ain't waiting that long. The best thing we can do is to fortify a few states and build a militia.

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TheEagleSays 5 points ago +5 / -0

the American Redoubt is calling

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siliconia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice, that's already where I was planning. Looking at random property in those areas already.

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knightofday 17 points ago +17 / -0

What?!?! That’s FUCKED wow!!

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MageGills 12 points ago +12 / -0

No joke. Last Nov/Dec, my uncle in Minnesota had a certain big brand store employee, who was coming to deliver a washing machine, cuss my uncle out on the phone after my uncle called asking where they were. Then once they showed up, this fucking dude literally came charging into his house saying "YOU WANNA FUCKIN FIGHT!?" Now my uncle is a 56 year old out of shape man and he said this guy was early 20s and probably 6'4 300lbs.. so my uncle proceeds to pull out his pistol tell the dude he was gonna shoot his ass if he didn't get out of house. So the guy leaves. Couple days later he gets a call from the police asking about it. My uncle tells him exactly how it all went down and that was that, he didn't hear anything else of it. Well, just a couple months ago he gets told he's being charged with "terroristic threats" and could face jail time. He probably would have been better off just shooting the guy. Of course, he's scared to death now. Clown world.

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Always file a police report, even if nothing happened.

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, I wonder why anyone would chose to live there.

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RonBohr 3 points ago +3 / -0

is the entire state that far gone, or only the big cities?

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Asael 21 points ago +21 / -0

Close, but not quite. Get a gun, then get a cloned barrel and firing pin. Shoot, walk away.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 37 points ago +37 / -0

Or, just realize that firing pin matching is hokum used to coerce confessions, and polygonal rifling leaves no characteristics on a bullet with which to match anything. In other words, carry a Glock or an H&K, and if anyone tells you they've linked your specific weapon to a shooting, be 100% confident that they are lying to you.

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Asael 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd imagine it depends on the weapon. No weapon is going to be 100% exactly the same even when mass produced. Think exact depth and placement of the strike point on the primer will give a sort of "fingerprint." What I'm not certain on is if it is admissible evidence.

On the polygonal rifling, I did not know about that at all. Will look into this.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 15 points ago +15 / -0

Even on a cut rifled barrel, matching a bullet to rifling on a modern manufacture firearm is basically pseudoscience. Most of this firearm 'fingerprinting' stuff is based upon decades old understandings of firearm manufacturing technologies. Back in the day, guns like the 1911, Thompson m1921, and AK47 were hand-finished firearms. The manufacturing technology of the day was not sufficient to create thousands of parts with exactly the same dimensions, so the parts were roughly stamped/cast/etc, then finished by hand. Anyone who has ever owned 1911s and tried to swap parts from one to the other, likely knows this very well. On an AK, you can clearly see within the action where the final assembler took files and grinders to part joints to make them fit. This meant that every version of that gun was indeed unique.

Contrast that with modern technology, where they are kicking out thousands of parts that are within a ten thousandth of being identical. You can take any part, off any Glock 19 Gen 4, and it will fit on any other Glock 19 Gen 4, unless one or the other has been modified. Rifling is the same deal, the process is just much, much more precise now, and precision = repeatability, to such an extent that it renders moot these old-school fingerprinting techniques.

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hollow points and a piece of tape over the striker.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spent cartridges are more useful. Revolvers do not eject those.

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SoAngryRanger 13 points ago +13 / -0

Short barreled revolver with lead (unjacketed) bullets.

The short barrel will mark poorly on the lead and no pesky shell casings to worry about.

Or just move somewhere you have rights.

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supermagafragilistic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Move somewhere where you have rights is the correct answer. Until you can however, keeping a drop weapon in your home is paramount. It doesn't necessarily have to even be a gun, but the "deadlier" the easier your case is to sell. An airsoft type pistol with the orange bit painted over would, I imagine, sell any home defense situation to most prosecutors. After that it's keep your mouth shut and lawyer up. "I was in fear for my life" should be the only thing that comes out of your mouth if you must say anything at all.

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serengetidesert1973 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honest question, is there so obligation or incredible benefit to turn yourself in if you kill in self-defense? Why do whites assume we have to report everything?

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Asael 6 points ago +6 / -0

Depends on where you are frankly. In a state that has things like stand your ground or castle doctrine yes. Just easier to clear everything up and simply move on. In far leftist clown world states not so much. You could have just killed Charles Manson in self-defense and you'd still end up getting slapped with charges.

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SemperFree 11 points ago +11 / -0

Right.

Due to the fact that the city council has created Anarchy in downtown, we will no longer be enforcing any 2a restrictions.

We encourage all citizens to practice at the range and either open or conceal carry when traveling downtown.

Stay focused, stay alive.

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satan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I call this "default mode".

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latetotheparty 174 points ago +174 / -0

After reading this for umpteenth time: the wording "Be prepared to give up your cell phone and purse/wallet" makes it sound like it's no longer a robbery but a voluntary donation!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 101 points ago +101 / -0

Welcome to Ilhan Omar’s Somalian Utopia!!

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 57 points ago +57 / -0

Import the third world -> become the third world.

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50blessings 16 points ago +16 / -0

Escape from Minneapolis, coming to a̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ n̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ real life! 💥🔫😷🔪

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TankedCommandeerer 9 points ago +9 / -0

NO, lock these bastards up with it. Don't let them move and start voting for that same idiotic nonsense elsewhere.

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BallsackPaneer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Be sure to ask for a receipt for proper Charitable Donations documentation.

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sackofwisdom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't forget it is tax deductible too!

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CdnMAGA 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's unplanned donation for you goy

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had-to-chime-in 5 points ago +5 / -0

"you did good today"

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spezisacuckold 5 points ago +5 / -0

a "surprise donation"

memes have become reality

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FilterBubbles 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not robbery if you consent! Just enjoy it! Maybe offer your wife to them? This is the liberal utopia you've been dreaming of!

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Darkheartisland 138 points ago +138 / -0

Call 911 after you give up your cell phone.

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knightofday 42 points ago +42 / -0

Lmaoooo

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NormaJeanRocks 24 points ago +24 / -0

And probably while you're gargling blood after having your throat slit open for having to obey thugs like a fucking faggot pussie.

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Kweebecker 18 points ago +18 / -0

But remember! Take note of the criminal for the later report. Specifically, remember as much as you can about them, except their race.

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PattonWasRight 97 points ago +99 / -2

Minneapolis destroyed their own city surprisingly fast.

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556x45mm 32 points ago +32 / -0

Almost like they are trying to make people move the fuck out, all that will be left is a Muslim stonghold..... oh wait

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FretNoise14 23 points ago +23 / -0

Sharia law incoming.

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556x45mm 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ding ding ding

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Desert_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get ready for domestic drone strikes

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RespectMyNipples5 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send all feminists to MN. I don't care if they get stoned, hanged, or gangbanged to death. Live by diversity. Die by diversity.

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

And they invade red states and bring their bull shit with them.

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JosephBlough 4 points ago +4 / -0

But, they did vote these monsters into power in the first place.

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PattonWasRight 70 points ago +71 / -1

Allowing people to rob you only prevents robbery in 🤡🌎

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outsideop 22 points ago +22 / -0

It’s not against the law if there’s no one to enforce the law.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 20 points ago +20 / -0

Don’t worry, they will do it themselves

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Evei 15 points ago +16 / -1

No. If they do it themselves, it is not a re-enforcement to others that justice will be done. Letting them destroy themselves is the primary catalyst for the "real socialism hasn't been tried yet" mindset.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 12 points ago +12 / -0

ReAl SoCiALiSm HaSn'T bEeN tRiEd YeT

The number of nimrods I see spewing this line of thought is astonishing. Here's an idea: if it's never happened after millions of years of human history, maybe it just doesn't exist? Maybe you're chasing a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last sentence, especially clever.

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genghis_khek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we start a petition to change the name of MN to Trashcanistan?

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll sign it.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +4 / -1

FROM ORBIT. THATS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.

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10MeV 58 points ago +58 / -0

Wasn’t Somalia the source of piracy over near the African coast? Didn’t MN import a LARGE number of Somalis specifically in Omar’s Minneapolis district?

Just wondering if those dots may have some connections?

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1776-or-1984 35 points ago +36 / -1

Minneapolis here.

Yes those are the 2 dots, and you connected them.

These fucks stink, they dont work, they rob millions in daycare scams, need I go on

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footinmouth 24 points ago +25 / -1

Probably closer to 1 billion, at least 600 million over a decade with shit like a 12 unit apartment building having over 20 day cares in it getting over 120K a month for years. The scam was so fucking stupid, it was so easy to catch, Republican house members were screaming on the floor that it was going on, only to be called racist.

For those not in the know, the scam was Women 1 "legally unmarried" would start a day care, so would Women 2 (sometimes married to the same man). They would then apply for government programs to send their kids to day care so they could work. Women 1 would send kids to Women 2 and vice versa. They would also just strait up make up kids, and have kids in multiple day cares. Their "wages" remained very low because most of the money they received was for feeding and taking care of the kids.

Those responsible for this "over site" of this are still hired by the state for 150K+ a year salaries.

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BernVictimNYC 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the fuck, this is the first i've heard of this and it's absurd.

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Desert_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

might be time for some out-of-state vigilante justice. since the locals are viking cuck fags

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solarsavior 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yes, 911? I’m here to report an attempted robbery. You can identify them by the holes I put in them and the trail of blood.

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Aquamine-Amarine 16 points ago +17 / -1

Don't worry, they'll be easy to spot!

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cherryred 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really hope the independents come over. That's why I voted Trump the first time. He was great.

I was an independent and hated the democratic party so much that after a few months into his presidency I registered as republican just to spite them, even though way too many republican senators were pussies at the time. I just hated the dems more.

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uiopy1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Republicans are still pussies, and they are going to learn very soon that the American people don't want Uniparty control - we want President Trump to be able to accomplish his agenda, the agenda that We the People want. If they want to keep their nice cushy jobs after the Dems have been demolished, they better fall into line, or they will be the next to go. Draining the Swamp doesn't end with just the corrupt Dems.

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Mendicant -3 points ago +1 / -4

The document is fake I just googled it

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Larka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yet many local news sources for Minneapolis seems to be reporting on it, having received it as an email through official channels. Other big, fairly reputable sources are also reporting on it.

https://alphanewsmn.com/minneapolis-police-tell-residents-to-obey-criminals-and-be-prepared-to-be-robbed/

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/08/02/minneapolis-police-advise-surrender-your-property-to-the-criminals-and-obey-them/

Also, stop using Google and use literally anyone else. Google filters their results such that they fit their corporate narratives and not reality.

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Ayos 1 point ago +2 / -1

What do you recommend instead of using google to check sources?

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TheLion 2 points ago +2 / -0

DuckDuckGo

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Larka 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best solution is to not rely on one single source but instead look for agreement from multiple sources of differing background. Duckduckgo is a fair launching point as an aggregator. Bing, yandex, and yahoo are usually fine.

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Mendicant 0 points ago +1 / -1

I haven't seen any evidence that it's a real email. Further, the grammar and sentence structure are both fairly poor.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which document are you referring to?

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DarkRiver 25 points ago +25 / -0

The deranged Omar is on Twitter yelling Abolish ICE...fucking immigration fraud buffoon

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedes in MN need to help Lacy Johnson kick her out

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RedHeadedLibertarian 18 points ago +18 / -0

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will shout “save us”, and I’ll look down and whisper “no”

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm worried at how accurate this is.

Also, I need to read Watchmen again.

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glow-operator-2-0 17 points ago +17 / -0

Since BLM Inc. is a Communist front, they deserve free stuff.

I say give all their members free bullets - dead center mass.

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Raizen7 14 points ago +14 / -0

make sure to carry gun

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progressives4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome to Minnesota! Now hand over the money they just paid you to move here

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PritzkersFatAss76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they issue permits to carry thru your local Sheriff, good for 5 years.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 14 points ago +15 / -1

TLDR step 2, never relax

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thxpk 13 points ago +14 / -1

I guarantee the moment you call 911 and say a black man robbed me, they'll hang up on you.

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Slick_Willy 10 points ago +11 / -1

Imagine being a cop and having to arrest a person resisting knowing if the fight goes badly you may end up in prison for life if the perp ODs on fent.

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nodoxplz 13 points ago +13 / -0

There's a second bulleted list right after this one for carjacking tips. One of the tips is to never stop if a stranger approaches or tries to slow/stop your vehicle. Remember that next time someone is screaming bloody murder because a motorist didn't stop for an Antifa ambush like a good little victim.

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jennyfrutex 12 points ago +12 / -0

My father fought in Vietnam with South Korean soldiers, and he said they taught him something important: when you're in an ambush, your best course of action is to attack. Staying in the ambush and letting your opponent control the situation is a deathtrap. You may as well push forward and attack your attacker as hard as you can; you just might throw him off and find a chance to escape.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Robbery prevention tips? Sounds like aiding and abetting a robbery.

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supermagafragilistic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most of these tips are robbery survival tips rather than prevention tips, and they're not that good to be honest. There's been plenty of cases where someone is robbed by some thug and gets shot simply for not having enough to give. These people would probably be better off keeping $500 in their wallet and let the robber know there's $500 in it when they hand it over. $500 is a good haul and they'd likely run away immediately without shooting you because you're broke. I'll stick with my Sig Sauer.

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Cardinalix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or they'll shoot you because a white man only has $500 because he STOLE IT from the BIPOC ancestors that built this nation...

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JigglesV 12 points ago +12 / -0

Spongebob is a staple cartoon to many Millennials and Gen-Zers. If we incorporate more of our observations and ideas into Spongebob based memes, we can reach them very easily.

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spezhatesgays 10 points ago +10 / -0

Carry. Every. Single. Day.

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fluffykitten 9 points ago +9 / -0

The last bullet point should state, "Be prepared to give your name and number to the voicemail when you call 9-1-1."

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

Literal clown world. If this hasn't red pilled millions nothing will.

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CovefefeREEEE 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have rolled out the WELCOME mat to criminals far and wide. Lock n load.

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NoPrisners 7 points ago +7 / -0

Keep going. Destroy your entire city. The rest of the country needs to see what this movement is really about.

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CommieCucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is the motivation for a post human earth, exactly? Lizard people earth?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Virtually depopulated?" What number for human population? They need servants, or at least serfs.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wondering if it comes back to the same number as on the Georgia guidestones. We need to kill these sick fucks.. I take it you saw his episode on Austin? It was great to see their PD come out in force! From the livestream I saw, nobody challenged them, no violence not even tear gas, and the rule of law held. Is that much true?

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soapy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why should someone be prepared to give a description of the robber to a unarmed social worker who will be investigating the victim of the robbery for not giving up their loot fast enough?

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AOCs_tits 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love "despite all our efforts, robberies may still occur!" - uh, what efforts? You just defunded the police and instructed citizens to be prepared to hand over everything to criminals. You literally could not have made less effort. "DO AS THEY SAY" = OBEY CRIMINALS.

Time to go Blackhawk Down on Minnesota, this time with a better ending.

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Tardigrade 7 points ago +7 / -0

Minnesota was really close in 2016. I hope this pushes it over the edge.

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WolfMaddow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait a dam minute!!!! They ain’t be done did gonna foo me “ complexion” ain’ts dat a racist indentifacating word?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo it just means pimpuls

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tenebrose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Minneapolis will soon be a hunting ground.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully conservatives are hunters.

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Teeje92 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it's time for me to get my concealed carry

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Limbaugh was talking about this today. Absolutely horrifying. "You should just expect to be attacked, so don't fight back, and be ready to give up your stuff."

Frens, if you live up there, get out.

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Bizz408 6 points ago +6 / -0

By putting this in writing, the City of Minneapolis just made themselves legally liable for any robbery and muggings that happen in their town.

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Klown_Kutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well I mean we all know what the description of every single one of the criminals will be. 13=52

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nakklavaar 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is easy money for anyone who wants to take advantage of defenseless women.

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DarkBerry 6 points ago +6 / -0

This sounds like a real life enactment of the bike cuck meme.

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R37arded 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrats want to ban guns, abolish police, and have open borders with a narco state. What an amazing platform. How will we ever compete?

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CoronalDischarge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Criminals don't want to be WITNESSED doing a crime. Guess what else is going up in Minnesota, covid deaths!

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Ax0r 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking KEK. Fuck them.

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Chesteraarthur2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good. I hope MN is the state that brings Trump over 270 in the electoral college.

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

hyper-aware

What is that?

If someone drinks twenty caffeinated beverages in an hour they would be hyper and aware?

You voted for islam, you voted for the Third World, you allowed in those who want to kill you to not only arrive in huge numbers but to form a government to rule over you. Goodbye Minnesota, now you see why you are boycotted.

You were told you would end up like Sweden, which means Somalia, and you did not listen.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

De Fund The Police They said...It Will Be Fun They said.

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Hotswaps 4 points ago +4 / -0

No mention of race on the “good witness” line. Hmmm wonder if that would paint a certain group of people in a negative light.