My wife and I had our daughter's birthday party Saturday. Lo and behold, our 20 something entitled liberal nephew showed up out of the blue.
He's been thrown out before, but we figured he might behave this time due to it being a child's party.
Nope. He had so little self control that, not 15 minutes after he arrived, he goes on a completely unprovoked tirade against Trump and all of his family being vile racists. Completely full of profanity and in front of my 11 year old daughter. I, being in the kitchen doing something, only heard him when he began shouting really loudly. I knew shit had hit the fan when he started yelling expletives at my wife.
By the time I got into the room my wife and daughter had retreated into the bedroom to get away from the maniac. He was in full rage mode. I grabbed the pinata stick ( a sawed off broomstick) and whacked the SOB. I then picked him up to his feet and shoved him out the door. His mom, who is wholly to blame for raising the bastard that way, grabs all the gifts the two of them brought and left with the son.
Sorry, I just needed to vent. I've been fuming all weekend. How do these grown children expect us to take them seriously if they act like this? I'm supposed to be okay with people like this ruling out country? They can't not ruin a child's birthday party, let alone run a country.
Screw you guys, I’m going home
Little pricks mom is a bitch, a great big bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Just like KYLE's Mom??
I no shit finished reading it and thought of Cartman and his mom.
Cartman's mom would of left the gifts. She didnt really raise him because she was always being plowed by anyone and everyone.
He would have told her to and she would.
“Mom gifts!”
“Ok pookins”
Cartman has more class than they do.
Should’ve skewered the packages w the piñata stick on their way out and lifted them right out of her arms before slamming the door.
TOTAL BITCH MOVE like it's all about the gifts. What an ass
I would write them off faster than my old credit card debt.
Yeah this literally only punishes the child.
She should’ve gotten a whack just for bringing her asshole son to the event (and for raising him so badly).
Taking my ball and going home. Childish.
Tells you everything you need to know in that sentence. So long, have a nice life. I have lost a few family members to tds.
It's your castle, your rules. He disrespected you and your family. You did the right thing.
Jesus, dude. Sorry to hear that. It sounds like you handled it as best you could, though. Everyone should have a father like Longdongdonald1.
Dong jokes aside, most of my family is unhinged and far left. Dat feel.
Luckily, he's the only one in my family. I don't know what happened to him.
Drugs.
He may overdose and remove himself from the gene pool. Hope it's not lost. These things sometimes resolve themselves.
If his mother grabbed the gifts on the way out he's not the only one. She's just not saying it to your face.
Agreed. Sounds like she was inwardly cheering him on or something if that was her reaction.
Yep. Sounds like they are a couple of racists.
If someone backs my wife and daughter into a room they’re not walking home. End of story. He can ride the piñanta stick home. Or not. He made the choice.
Well, I hope you all can work it out. And that he eventually learns. I was never quite like your nephew, but I was far left myself, and a real keyboard warrior. There’s (almost) always hope!
Dude don’t be sorry for venting. One mans vent sesh is another’s comical treasure. Just sleep well knowing you made us all laugh with this story and we are sorry your extended family members are lunatics. We ALL have at least one! Life would be dull without em! MAGA!!!
Good learning experience, unlearn the brainwashing, it's ok to not tolerate stupid people 👌
Consider me learned...err, taught.
Stick with it, feel zero guilt, in fact feel proud.
Just because he's family means nothing if he doesn't act like it too.
I only feel guilt for hitting him. Completely fine with cutting him off.
We'll probably have to cut off him mom, too. She's has a habit of inviting others to things that she's not hosting. Which is how he showed up Saturday.
She needs to learn the way of the pinata stick, too
I need Goku's power pole.
You should have hit him harder you might have gotten a prize or cans.
Send her a copy of Emily Post's book on manners. She apparently only thinks of herself. Good manners are when you think of others.
Better the pinata stick than the boom stick.
I have a similar-ish situation. Held a birthday party for my daughter (16). My wife insisted we must invite my communist sympathizing sister. She showed up and was decent enough then a few days later she’s ripping us on social media for buffet style food and no masks. This dumb bitch ate the same food and didn’t wear a mask, but after the fact decided to rip us to her circle jerk group. The best part is she blocked me a few years ago and I can’t even respond.
So yeah, no physical removal but I can relate to some degree. She’ll never be welcome in my home again.
Also, we’re still voting Trump so fuck em
What a fucking bitch. And a snake.
What Commie isn’t a snake?
The ones who are rats
I hope you made this very clear to your wife.
She didn’t want to invite her. She’s just the type that feels you should invite family regardless. That ship has sailed.
LOL hitting a trespassing leftist maniac with a pinata stick... there's gotta be some meme born from this
If it helps, it was a shark pinata. Yes, my 11 yr old daughter had a shark party. And it was cool.
So the nephew.. stepped into the shark tank
Add piñatas to the burrito/bear/fried chicken hullabaloo of the [email protected] If You have those things you're gonna have a good time! : D
That's racist!
If he hit him hard enough tendies and buttplugs would have scattered like party favors.
In all seriousness, that boy has issues. Dangerous ones. Cut him and his mother out of your life. No contact. You need to protect your family.
100%. When ppl act up in your home like that the boundaries and all respect are gone. Your family's safety comes first.
If it makes you feel better my dumbass sister is now defending pedos online when my wife makes posts about how the deserve the rope.
I told her to give her both barrels because I frankly don't have room in my life for pedo apologists.
Which piñata had the best candy in it, the loud one or the one you didn't mention?
Ha! The unmentioned one had Reese's cups.
The loud one, unfortunately, was just full of shit.
Full of Reeeeees it sounds like
Lol underrated
Yum! If you look hard enough, you can find dark chocolate full sized cups. I'm waiting for dark chocolate big cups. Until then I'm settling for the minis and putting a Reese's dipped pretzel on top (my favorite trail mix starter, too)
Progressives hate family, they hate children, that hate everything this country stands for... That's why they have no problem destroying a little kids birthday party
well the self control thing might run in the family!
not blaming you, I might've done the same, but ideally you tell him he has to go before hitting him
I did, and still do, feel bad for hitting him from behind.
he crossed several lines. it sounds like he's a habitual line stepper. sometimes you have to lay down law.
He’s a habitual line stepper: like Rick James. RIP Charlie Murphy.
damn, I didn't even know Charlie Murphy passed. tip one out for him with me
The big C got him. He was on Rogan shortly before he passed. I loved him in “Black Jesus” and “Chappelle’s Show”. Not to mention “The Boondocks” and his stand up.
Let the guilt go, you were protecting your family, fren. The boy is lucky you didn't really let him have it.
Clearly he wasn’t listening when your wife spoke to him.
He decided to fuck around and he surely found out.
Maybe the next time he’s in a situation where he’s asked to stop, he’ll think twice.
Should've gone full McClintock on him and spanked him into next Sunday
Such a classic John Wayne flick. When he gives his future son-in-law the fireplace coal shoveler, hilarious. Also, Maureen O’Hara was so beautiful. “The Quiet Man” is one of my favorite movies to this day.
I don't feel bad you struck him. I feel bad he may be too far gone to come back around. Lets pray for him.
Agreed with this. Ideally only use physical measures if they've been violent, and you were having to physically protect someone. Otherwise they can turn around and sue you for assault. Sadly, not a joke. Clown world.
That said, the little shit certainly has ZERO right to treat your family (or anyone for that matter) that way, especially in your own home! If you've asked him to leave and he isn't trying to do so, he's trespassing. Threaten to get the cops involved and have citations written. If you have to actually make the call, be sure to file a complaint. Much easier to prosecute with an existing complaint.
Pretty disgusting when it comes to doing that with family, but you've witnessed the kind of people they are. If his mother defends him after he does that then she's part of the problem.
Tell them they can be part of the family if they leave their politics at the door. It's unwelcome in your home, and they are unwelcome if they can't respect your rules and your family!
I agree to a point, but I've been in a situation where I called like a cop on a suicide person. You would have thought that they would send an ambulance or something but no the cops came. It's just never a good situation if the cops get involved typically you're better off smacking someone or some s*** like that it says kind of a weird scenario I understand but that's kind of real man it's the real deal
It's no sense of common decency.
It's also an inability to accept that people are allowed to see the world differently than you, and to even exist next to you while seeing the world differently.
Leftists of today are truly authoritarian and vile in that way.
Wanna know a secret?
They are not leftists. They are right wing.
WE are the left, anti-authoritarian, peaceful progressives who treat people equally.
It's another thing like the party switch.
Nah. I'm pretty sure I'm right wing.
And there was no "party switch" , that's horseshit. The Democrats have always been racist. The only thing they did was change their propaganda in the 60's.
Here's a quote from LBJ, right when the parties "switched".
"“These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies will line up against us and there'll be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibuster and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again."
The Democrats realized they couldn't stop the civil rights movement, so they decided to pander to them instead, and use house negroes to spread the message. They gave them all sorts of free shit for being black, and kept them on the voting plantation.
The whole country was Republican until the blacks with their newfound Democrat masters used that "political pull" to start flipping states. Then came the 24/7 white guilt in the 90's,the communism (which flipped the northeast), and the mass immigration to displace white people, which flipped CA and Southwest.
It's semantics really: important but airy and shifty. The right v left thing is US-constitutionalist v marxist, practically. The confusion is that "liberality" means generosity: of personal freedoms when you speak of what constitutes the US, of inter-group equity when you speak of what constitutes the progressives. So it gets gummed up, because we're ALL liberal -- of something.
Right - has constitutional focus - is liberal (classical) - maximizes individual freedom - is permissive / egalitarian / representative / libertarian - The People embrace some form of republicanism ... their liberality is of imperfect representation and dangerous opportunity.
Left - is ideologically marxist - is liberal (progressive) - maximizes group equity - is hierarchical / forceful / aristocratic / tyrannical - The Group follows the noble leadership ... their liberality is of good feelz and bad outcomes.
The real divide, is over whether to apply force to accomplish ends. There's NEVER been a switch on that. The Right has always been pragmatic: what works to protect individual liberty, from all else. The Left has always been dogmatic: what advances the party as a collective, and its leader(s).
Wow, that's trippy.
Your nephew owes you an apology and so does his mother (your sister?) for disrespecting your family in your home and ruining your 11 year old’s special day. Tell them you demand and expect an apology soon. They probably won’t give it (or maybe they’ll surprise you). Demand it anyway.
You did what his parents couldnt do his entire life.
Sounds like she showed both an 11 year old AND Trump what is and is not acceptable. Stunning. Brave.
Well done
These people only understand violence
Show it to them
Dramatic recreation of OP’s daughter’s birthday party http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110905/1000/daily_gifdump_16_08.gif
Now keep it that way forever. None of the "But their family" bullshit. Just because your parent's sister let someone knock them up doesn't mean you have to tolerate the offspring.
Seriously, don't feel bad. You did what was right. You protected your wife and young daughter. If he and his mom had a shred of sense, that never would have happened. Some people are just morons. MOOORRRONS. They fit that description.
Do not apologize, do not back down. Let them come to you and if they don't, eff em. Who needs that drama, that toxicity in their lives? You and your nuclear family don't. Let them stew in their own vile juices. It will cook them.
Sorry bud it’s been rough for us all but being right usually means we lose things, no good deed and all that.
But don’t worry when those who are wrong start loosing their shit with no provocation then you know and they know they have lost.
His mother should be embarrassed and ashamed that she failed as a parent
Of course not! Leftists are never at fault.
I'm assuming his father isn't around.
Yeah.
That amount of Lack Of Insight / Lack Of Sympathy / Lack Of Humanity -- gets people hurt, after a while. Consider a restraining order, even. At LEAST call the cops, the next time they induce fear in your wife (maybe even this time, just to generate paper): the report of the incident is protective, in case you need to take legal action in the future.
You did fine; he's not injured or dead, yet he left. I'd consider "no more of ANY of that family, in your home"; forever.
Sounds like that's the first time that faggot ever got his ass whooped.
“ His mom, who is wholly to blame for raising the bastard that way“ I’m sorry for your loss.
Well done. Way to lay down the law. He sounds like a POS.
You handled the situation well enough, but you need to follow through now. You need to make a rational, clear, explicit statement to each of them.
To him, that he is not permitted to speak to your wife that way, to not speak in front of your daughter that way, and that he is not allowed to attend any functions that you are hosting. Make it clear that it is up to YOU when he is allowed to be in the presence of your family or on your property, and you need to outline exactly which behavior he exhibited was unacceptable and why. Be reasonable, but firm and uncompromising. Keep a documented copy, if he claims that you threatened him.
And to his mother, you need to make it clear to her that while she may be welcome at an event that she is invited to, he is not. Let her know that YOUR functions and parties are for the people YOU invite, not the people that SHE invites, and that even if you tell her she can bring a person or two, he is explicitly forbidden from attending anything where you do not invite him personally. Tell HER why his behavior is unacceptable, with the same list you provided her son.
You showed them the door, but now you must Become the Wall.
Be the wall. Be the wall. Be the wall. Be the wall.
MY daughter has forbade me from contacting her or any of my grandchildren, one of which is a young conservative (age 15) or she will place a restraining order against me. The 15 year old has told me on numerous occasions that I'm the only one he can speak to about his views and it's difficult for him living in a "liberal" household. If he was gay and reached out to his grandparent for advice, it would be just fine. Hypocrisy of the left in full display.
Party over family is a feature of communism... Luckily for that punk it was you & not me. Mommy still get to have this chicken nuggets slapped out of her hand.
"Trumps a racist!!!" - Terrorist
This is starting to really hurt my head. This pisses me off to no end to what the education system has don't to the minds of our youth. CRITICAL THINKING IS EQUALITY but denied in common corpse.
You did the right thing. Arguing with someone with terminal TDS gets you nowhere. Just hope that after papa wins in November his TDS sends him back to hell.
Wow. Complete opposite of my son's small birthday party from a week ago. He had a few friends over, we parents drank beer having a good laugh at things, let the kids play on the slip n slide/sprinkler setup I made on a giant tarp. blasted some tunes from my workshop and grilled some meat. seemed like a normal day for once.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, ya can't...... ya can't fool me again.
what a piece of shit, lol
You did well!
That was probably the best gift your daughter could ever get. Proud of her dad and MAGA for life. Good job pede!
You're better off with them both out of your life.
Why weren't you wearing a body cam so you could upload the encounter?
Sorry man, people being family doesn't make them exempt from being assholes and you are better off cutting ties as anyone 'ok' with acting like this at a child's party is too toxic.
IT WAS PROBABLY DILDOS AND BBC VIDEOS ANYWAY.
If anything you didn't do enough. I'd have struggled to restrain myself.
The idiot isn't worth going to jail for.