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posted ago by Longdongdonald1 ago by Longdongdonald1 +1312 / -0

My wife and I had our daughter's birthday party Saturday. Lo and behold, our 20 something entitled liberal nephew showed up out of the blue.

He's been thrown out before, but we figured he might behave this time due to it being a child's party.

Nope. He had so little self control that, not 15 minutes after he arrived, he goes on a completely unprovoked tirade against Trump and all of his family being vile racists. Completely full of profanity and in front of my 11 year old daughter. I, being in the kitchen doing something, only heard him when he began shouting really loudly. I knew shit had hit the fan when he started yelling expletives at my wife.

By the time I got into the room my wife and daughter had retreated into the bedroom to get away from the maniac. He was in full rage mode. I grabbed the pinata stick ( a sawed off broomstick) and whacked the SOB. I then picked him up to his feet and shoved him out the door. His mom, who is wholly to blame for raising the bastard that way, grabs all the gifts the two of them brought and left with the son.

Sorry, I just needed to vent. I've been fuming all weekend. How do these grown children expect us to take them seriously if they act like this? I'm supposed to be okay with people like this ruling out country? They can't not ruin a child's birthday party, let alone run a country.

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itsokaytobereggie 82 points ago +82 / -0

Jesus, dude. Sorry to hear that. It sounds like you handled it as best you could, though. Everyone should have a father like Longdongdonald1.

Dong jokes aside, most of my family is unhinged and far left. Dat feel.

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Longdongdonald1 [S] 55 points ago +55 / -0

Luckily, he's the only one in my family. I don't know what happened to him.

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Maxmax 41 points ago +43 / -2

Drugs.

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Womp_womp 17 points ago +20 / -3

He may overdose and remove himself from the gene pool. Hope it's not lost. These things sometimes resolve themselves.

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PapaPepe 34 points ago +34 / -0

If his mother grabbed the gifts on the way out he's not the only one. She's just not saying it to your face.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 27 points ago +27 / -0

Agreed. Sounds like she was inwardly cheering him on or something if that was her reaction.

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DarkBerry 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep. Sounds like they are a couple of racists.

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illiteregetimate 27 points ago +28 / -1

If someone backs my wife and daughter into a room they’re not walking home. End of story. He can ride the piñanta stick home. Or not. He made the choice.

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itsokaytobereggie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well, I hope you all can work it out. And that he eventually learns. I was never quite like your nephew, but I was far left myself, and a real keyboard warrior. There’s (almost) always hope!

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Brainz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dude don’t be sorry for venting. One mans vent sesh is another’s comical treasure. Just sleep well knowing you made us all laugh with this story and we are sorry your extended family members are lunatics. We ALL have at least one! Life would be dull without em! MAGA!!!