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posted ago by tigerz +101 / -0

Phil Murphy just changed legislation so masks in all schools in NJ are required now. Yup.

What is the best way to get out of this bullshit? Do I tell everyone I have asthma until November 4th (would they force me to verify with a doctor)? Because there's no way in hell I'm going along with this totalitarian bullshit.

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nuhbin 17 points ago +18 / -1

just never wear it

make them suspend you, expel you and arrest you

sue them and win

then spend the money slowly antagonizing your vanquished enemies by funding protestors outside their homes

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Tusculan2 13 points ago +13 / -0

You are a minor. You can't do much other than get your parents to homeschool. If they won't do that then protest in small ways- wear a mask labelled placebo in big letters. Wear a different one with muzzle on it. Wear a pro-trump, or at least pro manly one. Meanwhile start seeing how to influence student council, newspaper, etc. You can't change the policy, but you can encourage others to not be sheep.

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best and easiest one I've seen is a hairnet. I got myself a paintball mask w/ wire mesh.

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ModsBanPaleos -5 points ago +3 / -8

No dont listen to this dork. Dont wear the mask. Just dont.

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COnDEMnED 8 points ago +8 / -0

CDC website says mask is not appropriate for those with asthma or “issues breathing”. If you can’t sell the asthma, maybe “pass out” with your mask on once or twice. Preferably in gym class.

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lefkoslykos 6 points ago +6 / -0

Organize a walk out, protest and mask burning

The administration and local authorities need to understand that you will not be pawns in their political bs and you will not submit to totalitarian regimes

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9erLifer 5 points ago +6 / -1

See a counselor, maybe even at the school. Explain how you get anxiety and become claustrophobic, even have panic attacks. Get a note. Or do like my son, get your GED and go get a job, trade school or online college...

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BlueStateRose 1 point ago +4 / -3

Noooooo. Then you’ll be labeled a nut and be blacklisted from getting a gun.

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ModsBanPaleos -1 points ago +3 / -4

Yes OP get ur GED and start working and saving money. Through your life experiences you will figure out earlier wgat you want to do and you wont have wasted time as a child in school.

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Notme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Teenage mutant ninja turtle style mask.

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Iseekekpeople 5 points ago +6 / -1

First day at school have to wear mask

First period faint after 20 minutes

Hire lawyer

Get paid.

Spez: Understand that this will happen in droves all across America as kids in poorly ventilated classrooms with inadequate heating/cooling are forced to wear masks and forced to breathe in unhealthy quantities of carbon dioxide for most of the day.

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NoMoreLies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dioxide*

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Iseekekpeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dammit!

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Sonofthemorning73 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best way is to wear it. Wear it and get sick and sue the school.

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FutureFreemason 3 points ago +4 / -1

Just take it off all the time and force teachers to get you a new one to wear

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Bigheadwjc 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have an underlying condition that you do not need to explain. Done.

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Magamom2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s terrible. I was told where I am even if a kid has asthma they are still forcing them to wear a mask. Ever made a fake doctors note? It’s not hard 😃

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ThePatriotGames2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

easy, don't go. Do homeschool

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1337centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear a maga mask and potentially a body cam. or pepper spray.

The memes might be even greater than burrito man .

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PizzaphilePodesta 2 points ago +2 / -0

i imagine it will be a shitshow trying to enforce masks at schools. please be sure to give us updates

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DilbertsBeforeSwine 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you don't wear one, be the calm one in all potential confrontations.

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thelastlast 1 point ago +2 / -1

dont comply. stick to the facts and the truth. when the inevitable expulsion happens sue.

I bet a ton of kids wont do it, you wont be alone.

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stonepony 0 points ago +3 / -3

MAGA mask or American flag mask.

And record them when they tell you to remove it. Tell them no, and refuse to remove it because you're scared of the Wuhan virus. When they tell you to leave school, tell them no, and record it. When they send in police to remove you, record it.

Try to be subtle so they don't know you're recording. And, bonus points if you take the trespassing arrest and sue. Ask the officer if you can call your parents before they take you, and have them call your local news to explain and see if they want to have cameras at the police station waiting.

Worst case scenario, you get expelled, and you're better off.

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kono_hito_wa -19 points ago +3 / -22

My high school wouldn't let me chew gum. Get over it.

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tigerz [S] 8 points ago +11 / -3

That's crazy because I don't even remember asking for your opinion.

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kono_hito_wa -1 points ago +6 / -7

What is the best way to get out of this bullshit?

Mask causing short term memory loss already?

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BlueStateRose 2 points ago +5 / -3

You lost? This isn’t Reddit.

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kono_hito_wa -1 points ago +3 / -4

Exactly. Thus this isn't r/teen. Advising someone's minor child to put their family through hell so that they can satisfy their own personal agendas is one of the more irresponsible things I've seen.

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BlueStateRose 1 point ago +3 / -2

How do you know he’s a minor?

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kono_hito_wa -4 points ago +1 / -5

Oh God, you're right. They might have been held back a grade or two and are entering their senior year as a 19 year old.

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BlueStateRose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most seniors are 18 when they graduate. And in many states 17 is considered an adult. Not sure why you don’t know this already.

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kono_hito_wa -1 points ago +1 / -2

It's the fall - he's not graduating and may not even be a senior. There's a 1/4 chance he's 14. In New Jersey - the state in which he lives - children under 18 are considered minors. Not sure why you don't know this. More to the point, he still lives at home with mom and dad (and is kind of a twat, although mostly unrelated) whose lives will actually be impacted by this shitty advice while all the people giving the advice can sit back and relax with no consequences.

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kono_hito_wa -2 points ago +3 / -5

I'm Gen X. My response to that is pretty much, "meh. whatever."

This thread is full of people advising someone else's minor child to put themselves and their parents/family through a shit storm in order to fight their personal battles by proxy. It's pretty pathetic. Let me guess - you're a big Hillary Clinton fan who believes it takes a village to raise a child.

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ModsBanPaleos -6 points ago +2 / -8

Lol gen x is worthless

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kono_hito_wa -2 points ago +3 / -5

Oh my God. You've made me cry.

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ModsBanPaleos -8 points ago +2 / -10

Ching chong