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Pelosi_Halitosis 28 points ago +29 / -1

It's really no different than tailpipe flames on hot rods in the 50's. Just a rich mixture on the tune for shits and giggles. I can think of more annoying things people do in vehicles, like play with their gay fucking phones.

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IntersectionalXhe 13 points ago +14 / -1

I’ll have you know that my phone is bi, it likes Apples and Androids.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 14 points ago +14 / -0

Some dude the other day made a left onto a road I was going down. I was in my lane and suddenly he was too, coming head on, phone in hand and looking at it. I honk honked. Dude had the audacity to flip out, throw the bird at me a screamed something I couldn't hear. Phones ARE FUCKING CANCER on the road. Driving was so much easier before June 29, 2007.

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IntersectionalXhe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very true. Tbh, back in the old days, you could text via T9 without even looking at your phone. But also, I didn’t text as much and rarely did anything but call from my car. Now almost everyone I drive by is looking at their phone. It’s always a bunch of disasters waiting to happen.

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Tomboy_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Xir, Joe absolutely dare you!?