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RivalPipe 119 points ago +120 / -1

THANK GOD! I have been trying to get my wife to let me role play sex as Mortal Kombat characters for a decade.

Thank you, Dr Birx! And to my wife, GET OVER HERE!

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Fox_Archipelago2020 35 points ago +35 / -0

Outrageously hilarious! GET OVER HERE!!!

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Raindrops1984 30 points ago +30 / -0

FINISH HIM!

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 7 points ago +7 / -0

<Joe Biden enters the chat> .... Babality!

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Jackhererer 23 points ago +23 / -0

Flawless victory

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katsumi27 11 points ago +11 / -0

Best comment of the day! 😂🤣

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crash7863 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kitana, wins.

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TrumpAndChange 73 points ago +73 / -0

JuSt WeAr ThE MaSk. This is why you push back and don’t just do everything the gov’t says. You give them and inch then they take a mile

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slangin_paint 50 points ago +51 / -1

Relax dude. Just wear the mask. Its just for a couple weeks to flatten the curve. You don't want to kill grandma, do you bro?

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BeanieBeanTX 18 points ago +18 / -0

Somebody, please go shit in this hag's mouth so that she'll stop talking.

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’ll be a Warm Karl cuz’ she has the mask on

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Name checks out

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

just fuck the tranny!

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Nibba 65 points ago +65 / -0

Just normalizing Islam one day at a time.

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HatnNewLognReqs 36 points ago +36 / -0

Even muslims dont wear face coverings in their own home. That's stupid.

We need another French Revolution.

side eyes Louisiana

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fthecoup 42 points ago +42 / -0

Perhaps they will require self reporting to the mask police.

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Barthaneous 35 points ago +35 / -0

What seriously can we do about these people? These are saying traitorous and very evil things. How are we as a people able to defeat at one time the largest army and navy in history ,but now we can't even buy or sell without a fabric mask?

How have we not hanged people yet when we used to Tar and feather our enemies just for a 3% tax? Shit I'd rather you give me the tax now than to have to wear a mask.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

High velocity lead

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BeefyBelisarius 6 points ago +6 / -0

The tree is thirsty.

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Jabron661 27 points ago +27 / -0

I pity the state worker that comes to my house to find out if I am complying.

They are going to have a bad day.

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559throw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hank Hill Rusty Shackleford intensifies

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libtards_r_stoopid 2 points ago +2 / -0

A very bad day.

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

“If you’re in multi-generational households, and there’s an outbreak in your rural area or in your city, you need to really consider wearing a mask at home,”

said Birx.

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MAGA_____bitches 23 points ago +23 / -0

Do I have to wear a condom if I am single?

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Nonehundred 20 points ago +20 / -0

No. You have to cut off your penis to become a different gender that doesn't exist.

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someoldcoderguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

For people who are supposed to be "experts", they know exactly nothing about PPE and it's use/affectiveness.

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45squared 16 points ago +16 / -0

Never! Wearing a mask 24/7 will probably kill you before corona!

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iwasbuiltforcomfort 10 points ago +10 / -0

It absolutely will. You will deplete you blood oxygen levels and develop some very nasty bacterial infections.

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spezisapedo 7 points ago +7 / -0

asking for pleurisy

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slaphappy2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Her fellow bureaucrats are telling her that Trump is going to lose - and she needs to go over to the dark side FAST.

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HuskeyG 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, I hoped at first she was decent but those hopes are dimming to non existence.

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Tangy 11 points ago +16 / -5

Pretext: Im not advocating for wearing masks all the time. My bullshit meter is pegged high with regards to them.

However!

Listen to what she said when she makes this statement. Context for this matters. She mentioned that IF you live in a multigenerational home, as in your grandparents live with you, you may need to consider wearing a mask at home to protect them. It makes sense with regards to risk mitigation. As most of us have a extremely low chance of dying to this, older people and those with preexisting conditions may be at risk. Its a numbers game! Do not let them get you all amped up for lack of context!

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TrumpVictorious 6 points ago +7 / -1

I have at-risk parents at my home.

When they leave their wing of the house they wear masks. If we are in the same room as them we do too. Meals separate.

My father is a fantastic guy and huge Trump supporter, and has a good chance of dying if he gets the virus based on comorbidities. Of course we are super careful with him.

People in this situation already know to do these things. Protecting those at special risk is common sense. Locking up the rest of the population and cancelling school for children, not so much.

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Swellingsuperman 9 points ago +9 / -0

This was my fear with Trump wearing the mask. Or advocating for the mask. In most cases the establishment would go opposite but in this case my fear was the establishment going balls deep in face shields and masks. Going more extreme. Last week Fauci recommended goggles. So far to my surprise no one is wearing any goggles where I live. Well so far anyway. All the above creates more fear. I trust in Trump 100% and he will fix this. He has to fire Birx and Fauci. This will energize his base like never before. Hire a new team of experts.

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f_u_reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see people at the store wearing goggles, mask and gloves, I know someone who drives to the store and back that way for no apparent reason.

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freewillsetstruth 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂🤣 I've hatred this bitch from day one!

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ACuriousWingnut 4 points ago +4 / -0

“May” “might” “could” “possibly”

These words have been used to create fear. Speculation has created mass panic

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ruskiebot00100011 1 point ago +1 / -0

All manipulation. Fear is a great motivator.

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MegaMagaManX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where's the context here? They can fuck right off with their mask recommendations!

This is all a Psy-Op to perpetuate fear, and wearing a mask 24/7 is proven detrimental to health. Think of a warm moist cloth that you're breathing through daily and REUSING...

Theses idiots are ridiculous

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

“If you’re in multi-generational households, and there’s an outbreak in your rural area or in your city, you need to really consider wearing a mask at home,”

said Birx.

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ConservativeMom03 4 points ago +4 / -0

Utterly ridiculous!!!!!

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CaptainWinston 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got to say a big fuck off to Dr Brix.

Mask police do your worst

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why the fuck is Trump keeping this yellow-toothed bitch around?

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MidwestNorsk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make me. Cvnt.

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Huskereyez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I second the motion.

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Huskereyez 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE MOTION HAS BEEN SECONDED!!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this rate I'm never opening a window or curtains again.

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah... that aint happening.

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ThomasMuhFeelsHurts 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be a hard no.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably what the McCloskeys told themselves before the cops stole their guns and publicly announced they were now unarmed.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do too. It doesn't help

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waterproof masks for the shower people, we gotta save grandma!

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burn in hell morherfuckers

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sagebrushfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You like that?! How do you like that Brix you butt fucking asshole!”

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Dogealoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ve gone full retard

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mathteach314159 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try us! Find out.

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost 2A time. Stay frosty pedes.

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gpcooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Going full douche

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tech121 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never worn one outside the house, certainly wont be inside either.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

“If you’re in multi-generational households, and there’s an outbreak in your rural area or in your city, you need to really consider wearing a mask at home,”

said Birx.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

You want to have enforcement agents getting killed by the hundreds?

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never_lose_faith 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought in the beginning she was pretty reasonable..but now it looks like she's no better than FauXI. How would they even enforce this? Just put me in jail ahead of time because I am not doing this and I am not paying a fucking fine for it either.

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2SmoothGQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahaha try it.

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RummyVonDumDum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deborah Birx may have to start fucking right off

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is this babylon bee?

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

“If you’re in multi-generational households, and there’s an outbreak in your rural area or in your city, you need to really consider wearing a mask at home,”

said Birx.