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usdodsgssog 91 points ago +92 / -1

This should be treated as biowarfare. DHS should be all over this.

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wumao 17 points ago +19 / -2

Source?

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wumao 10 points ago +10 / -0

ahh thank you

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 10 points ago +11 / -1

Maybe some are.... but then they start sending packets of kudzu seeds. China is asshoe.

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2020yall 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's also the obvious: Watching how Americans and their government react to random seeds arriving in the mail. Just seeing what we do. what percentage of us are dumb enough to just plant them? Does the postal inspector find the source? How long is the lag time? All of these and more questions answered easily for the small cost of seeds and postage.

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Spark-001 2 points ago +8 / -6

Getting mad about alleged kudzu seeds is silly.

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FudgyFudgeBots 9 points ago +9 / -0

Have you ever dealt with kudzu?

That stuff is straight from the devil.

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nothing was alleged. Suggesting that random packs of seeds can be dangerous is not crazy.

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LowLevelM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are you posting google amp links?

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LowLevelM 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should try duckduckgo. Google censors conservative content. Also, with google amp links, you are requesting the content from google's servers, and not the actual website.

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Mexicola1976 -28 points ago +6 / -34

Why can't you motherfuckers look for sources yourself? You're not replying to the OP. Duckduckgo.com is a fucking thing and it would take you two fucking seconds to a find a source.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.indystar.com/amp/5542556002

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wumao 20 points ago +23 / -3

Maybe because it's common decency to share a source that one is talking about.. you know.. like every normal person does in their day to day life..

  • in court
  • on a job application
  • any essay you've ever written on a topic
  • completing a task at your job

Burden of proof and all that..

Next time you think about asking a girl for her number, just remember that google is a thing, and you can probably just google her name to find her address, phone number, license plate, criminal history, etc.

No point in ever asking anyone for their contact info ever again!!

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Oskar 18 points ago +18 / -0

Duckduckgo is a thing....

Proceeds to google

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wumao 14 points ago +15 / -1

even worse, provides an amp link..

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MegaMagaManX 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fuck Google and their amp links

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 5 points ago +5 / -0

*googles "duckduckgo"

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Leonrhodes1993 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alright chill out karen

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QuantumReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never ever do.

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 7 points ago +7 / -0

This

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45squared 21 points ago +22 / -1

Even if there is no real conspiracy behind this, there are a lot of non-native plant in the US (and animals too) that have destroyed ecosystems/cost a lot of money to control, so it should be taken seriously. The Kudzu plant is an example.

The conspiratorial angle that I’ve heard, is that this is a way for China to test how we (citizens & government) react to this in an attempt to gather data for future real bio-weapon type acts.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most US corn is GMO and contributes to rampant mental illness by killing off good gut bacteria that help produce serotonin.

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residue69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Murder Hornets! Oh, and that virus thingy too!

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superwookee 12 points ago +12 / -0

I spend days of my life every summer cutting back kudzu. It was imported from Japan to help control runoff but with almost no insects or animals that eat it my entire backyard is covered repeatedly.

Do not plant foreign seeds.

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Barthaneous 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine you Eat it and it turns you into a contagious zombie?

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HuskeyG 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not Plants vs. Zombies, it's US vs. Plants & Zombies

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Littleirishmaid 8 points ago +8 / -0

Burn them.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the hell can they not know what it is? The Department of Agriculture doesn't have a reference of some kind? Doesn't that seed vault in Norway or wherever have seeds from every plant on Earth?

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Oskar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat them. Let us know of how it goes.

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MarcusAurelius 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dentist, Dr. Scrivello, was telling me about one of these plants. Apparently his girlfriends boss got some of these seeds, and decided to plant them. The thing is pretty crazy looking, almost like a kind of Venus Flytrap.

My dentist is a bit weirded out that it was named Audrey II, after his girlfriend.

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a zucchini...

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CovfefeNegro 3 points ago +4 / -1
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FLWoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the picture is them, it’s zucchini

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

pretty obviously a squash plant of some sort, but has it been genetically engineered somehow?

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pmurTJdlanoD 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s genetically engineered squash all dissenters.

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably something horrible like super agressive kudzu thats resistant to roundup so it eventually takes over all our crops... or a hogweed that basically kills you.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 months? Said it looked like a squash and was white.

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dumdumexpress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gordon Chang's assertion that the CCP is waging asymmetric warfare and is pinging US response is the most chilling option.

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ENTP 1 point ago +1 / -0

And yet customs won't let me bring a chocolate bar

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Ferrous_Tarkus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hans.

Get ze flammenwerfer.

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CommieCrats 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh no!

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victoryisusa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Body Snatcher pods. Damn China

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dumdumexpress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mint is a rhizome and is nearly impossible to get rid of once it takes root.

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chews a stalk of grass, squints at picture with farmer-y eyes

Looks like a squarsh to me.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Burn it with fire!

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HonestBobbin 1 point ago +1 / -0

No need to worry. It is simply a GMO that has zero intended side effects or problems with growth insude our controlled planting facilities ;)

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CaptainQuip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks a lot like Japanese Honeysuckle. My parents had it in their front beds, shit's worse than morning glories!

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Tenspot20 -21 points ago +5 / -26

Wow, Seeds of Treason, you guys have finally lost your fucking minds! They are laughing at you for putting any seriousness to this obvious and simple reactionary hoax!

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is China not the origin of these seeds?

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wumao 10 points ago +11 / -1

I love how if you go on fbi.gov right now and look into their most wanted individuals lists, out of the top 10 there are like 2 Chinese nationals wanted for stealing Agriculture secrets.

.> Well, information regarding agriculture shouldn't be a secret! You see, world hunger needs to get solved, and keeping secrets won't help!!

Brainlets that think like this don't realize that espionage in Agriculture can lead to countries modifying our plants genes (GMO) in ways that will decimate our farmlands, food sources, and biodiversity.

...but of course it's a conspiracy theory to you.. because you can't possibly imagine another country wanting to us harm in these ways.

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jubyeonin 0 points ago +1 / -1

The opposite. When the GMOs cross with normal plants, the result is a GMO seed owned by companies like Monsanto.

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wumao 0 points ago +2 / -2

lol what does this have to do with Monsanto? Fuck that tyrannical company.

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Thecryptoclub 6 points ago +7 / -1

Read “unrestricted warfare” and ask yourself if chicoms would do this as part of their doctrine