Here's a van "copypasta" from 4chan, as inappropriate as you'd think it would be coming from that source, LOL. Sounds like a Joe Biden fantasy to me!
"It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back." I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied "R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?" She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you." I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye. As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me. I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength. They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up". Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back. As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock."
Don't worry, that guy won't be labeled a pedo because those Lolis were actually 700 year old dragons whose human form just happens to look like a 9 year old girl
I would be too because my local political leadership not only does not have my back, but is actively hostile towards me and supportive of my BLM enemy. Speaking of the Enemy, the media will also use anything and everything to destroy me.
4chan used to meme about party vans incessantly.
i can't believe it's come true.
Here's a van "copypasta" from 4chan, as inappropriate as you'd think it would be coming from that source, LOL. Sounds like a Joe Biden fantasy to me!
"It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back." I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied "R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?" She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you." I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye. As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me. I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength. They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up". Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back. As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock."
Don't worry, that guy won't be labeled a pedo because those Lolis were actually 700 year old dragons whose human form just happens to look like a 9 year old girl
Hard when you're outnumbered 10 to 1 and you can't just start blasting.
I would be too because my local political leadership not only does not have my back, but is actively hostile towards me and supportive of my BLM enemy. Speaking of the Enemy, the media will also use anything and everything to destroy me.
Oh. Be sure and tell them next time you see them.
What were we just seeing?
It looks to be some random chimpout.
did those "officers" have their seat belts fastened before driving off? I DONT THINK SO! kek
nice grab, love this vid
Van is a good boy. Always got good grades and helped grandmas cross the street