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posted ago by Trumpede ago by Trumpede +31 / -0

Last week I had to take my dog to the vet, but I refuse to wear a mask. Since I didn't want him to be impacted by my strong Constitutional beliefs, I decided to lie (I already apologized to God), and told the staff that I can't wear a mask due to a pre-existing medical condition. In my state, that is an exempt class of people in the governor's mask order. Because of HIPAA laws, nobody can ask me details about that and they have to believe me. Boom, I walked in without a mask and nobody said a word.

I'm not saying do this every time, as we should be openly refusing to wear masks. But if you're in a bind, there is your way out.

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DairyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t feel bad about being dishonest about having a “condition”. They’re being dishonest about pushing masks on us. I’m just playing the game how they like to play it.

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Tsspop 4 points ago +4 / -0

i identify as someone who got raped by a mask. when i try to put it on it gives me flashbacks.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have to tell them anything, say you have pulmonary hypercapnia, and a mask makes it far worse. It sounds bad, and isn’t even technically lying

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Tokens_Worth 3 points ago +4 / -1

I went one step further. I got a doctors notes.
Easy pass.
Fuck off gov.

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Trumpede [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

How did you manage that?

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Tokens_Worth 1 point ago +2 / -1

Go to a natural path.
They are wide awake to the BS.

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am extremely allergic to bullshit, so even the thought of wearing a mask causes a reaction.

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Just1voter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just wear a mask when I have to and try to avoid places that make me wear one.

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casualdiverter 2 points ago +2 / -0

They won't get me to lie. I consider compromising my integrity as them winning.

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Trumpede [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I completely agree. But then my dog would have had to been seen by a doctor without me, and he's very scared of that. I did it for him.

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casualdiverter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that's a tough call. I understand.