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posted ago by Trumpede ago by Trumpede +31 / -0

Last week I had to take my dog to the vet, but I refuse to wear a mask. Since I didn't want him to be impacted by my strong Constitutional beliefs, I decided to lie (I already apologized to God), and told the staff that I can't wear a mask due to a pre-existing medical condition. In my state, that is an exempt class of people in the governor's mask order. Because of HIPAA laws, nobody can ask me details about that and they have to believe me. Boom, I walked in without a mask and nobody said a word.

I'm not saying do this every time, as we should be openly refusing to wear masks. But if you're in a bind, there is your way out.

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DairyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t feel bad about being dishonest about having a “condition”. They’re being dishonest about pushing masks on us. I’m just playing the game how they like to play it.

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Tsspop 4 points ago +4 / -0

i identify as someone who got raped by a mask. when i try to put it on it gives me flashbacks.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have to tell them anything, say you have pulmonary hypercapnia, and a mask makes it far worse. It sounds bad, and isn’t even technically lying

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