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quotahire 105 points ago +105 / -0

They are called WINS....and that's why you are loosing

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deleted 67 points ago +67 / -0
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meteorknife 54 points ago +54 / -0

PatriotPoints

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trump212121 32 points ago +32 / -0

Trying to rack up a bunch of wins today but my girlfriend is kicking my butt! Sounds like "true love" and you have got yourself a keeper!

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socal_maga 25 points ago +25 / -0

True love, indeed. Glad to have a based keeper. Now if she'd just stop losing all my weapons in boating accidents...

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trump212121 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol

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RespectMyNipples5 22 points ago +23 / -1

Why do so many people mispell lose with loose? Seriously, it's the most misspelled word on the damn net.

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Trump2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

I no, write?

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NCBuck [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

😂

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

common on the TD:

Marshall Law

alot

tow the line

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Frog_Anne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, "tow the line" irritates me every time! Or saying "weary" when you meant "wary," plus the ubiquitous "your" instead of "you're." Of course, since I'm complaining about spelling, I'm sure to have misspelled something in this myself!

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Tardigrade 4 points ago +4 / -0

Either that or a close second to "rediculous"

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neehl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvote for this. Every time I see this I want to throw my phone. My #1 pet peeve lately.

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quotahire 3 points ago +3 / -0

I misspelled it mostly bc I can't fucking spell.

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Maxberg 17 points ago +17 / -0

🤣

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Rainman 12 points ago +14 / -2

Yeah I cannot let my wife join, this is the only place I can act childish and not get in trouble

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lurker247 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just don't tell her your user name or have an alt account.

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rooftoptendie 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Pierre Delecto"

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahhh good point!

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lurker247 12 points ago +12 / -0

Welcome to The Donald, where meme magic exists and the points don't matter!

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Maxberg 35 points ago +35 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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NCBuck [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

and then you laugh at me

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Crazyteeth 8 points ago +8 / -0

NCBuck - show us your tits! i'll upvote you.

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Crazyteeth 10 points ago +10 / -0

upvoted. promise kept. although now i regret it

lol

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NCBuck [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

hahahahaha

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Dremux 25 points ago +26 / -1

Need to find me a competitive girl like that. I'd count myself lucky, sounds like you found a keeper.

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Wsemenske 0 points ago +1 / -1

Honestly you could probably preface any post with "I'm a female" and just like any online forum, get a higher percentage of upvotes. While I appreciate every person who supports Trump, those Kinds of posts are annoying. We aren't leftists, we shouldn't care more about your opinion because of sex, race etc.

That said, it's more of a minor annoyance since it's only superficial here.

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Ferrous_Tarkus 25 points ago +25 / -0

Wife her.

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Everquest4Life 22 points ago +22 / -0

Then re-baby her at least twice more. Gotta pump those numbers up. 2 kids are replacement numbers. Need at least 3 to bring America back.

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50ftMongoose 21 points ago +21 / -0

3 kids is also where the real parenting begins. Once the kids out number you, you start herding cats. You’ll feel like Chris Pratt in the raptor pit sometimes

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

kek'd muh covfefe!

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make 3+ baby pedes to Make America Great Again!

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Maxberg 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's what I'm saying.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 20 points ago +20 / -0

I can rarely get my liberal (in transition) GF to read anything here, but she did watch the burrito fight in full last night. Granted, we were in the middle of a hurricane with limbs flying all over the yard, Internet down, power in and out, and 4 separate roof leaks, but she still watched it and realized how insane the mask Nazis are.

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NCBuck [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

You must be very close to us

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 12 points ago +12 / -0

Must be, don’t wanna dox anybody, I’m in SE NC. It was fast moving, nice and sunny right now. I wanted to work today, but we’re strictly online and my shop is without power probably internet so it’s pointless. No damage there though. Hope you guys fared well. I never believe the extreme media hype, but this one was a little worse than I expected at least at my house, but I’m surrounded by a ridiculous amount of large trees, and it’s rained so much this year the ground was already saturated.

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NCBuck [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

He will catch on, this is gonna be a fun place for him when he learns memes.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like Artificial Intelligence learning and meme warfare growing and expanding at exponential levels.

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Memebomber 18 points ago +18 / -0

kek

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NCBuck [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤝

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LunaFan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Link so I can upvote her?

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NCBuck [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0
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purple_nitrile 16 points ago +16 / -0

plot twist, you're both accounts, but you're trying to harvest as many upwins as possible.

> conspiracy.win

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NCBuck [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Naw, I am just impressed with how well she is doing. What good is it to have all those points and split them in two accounts...

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Everquest4Life 8 points ago +8 / -0

I went and upvoted all her old posts for a little Troll action to pump those numbers up. Sorry Pede! Keep making great meme material like this and you'll pass her in no time!

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NCBuck [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is what it is, thanks for supporting her.

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purple_nitrile 2 points ago +2 / -0

for two high scores instead of one yeaaaaa.

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LunaFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Upvotes for everyone. We should throw one those old school karma parties right here in this thread.

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NCBuck [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I upvote everyone in my posts.

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luvbuniz 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was an early Trump fan in 2016 and dragged my husband to every rally close to us. :)

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Vegans4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too! He hated trump but I showed him the_donald on reddit and that got him to convert

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Ramasun 11 points ago +11 / -0

GF: "I have boobies"

TDW: Point count immediately goes to 10,000

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Maxberg 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol, Lies.. most of my posts don't even advertise "I have boobies"...

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, they could.

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NCBuck [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I believe you are on to something..

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Independenceforever 9 points ago +9 / -0

she wins this round

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txladyvoter 10 points ago +10 / -0

You just have to post more often. Especially your memes!

UPVOTE!

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 10 points ago +10 / -0

bobs and vagene

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learntocode 5 points ago +6 / -1

how can she slap

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

minor bun engine

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2scoops2terms4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Best confession bear I've seen. 🤣 I upvoted! More bricks for you!

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Destineed369 7 points ago +7 / -0

I encountered an issue with this with my girl. She’s awesome. Not political at all. Loves trumps grab em by the pussy comment lol. So she said she decided to check it out. Typed in the address and the site was not accessible. Turns out it WENT TO REDDIT.

Always stress thedonald.WIN folks

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bluto36 7 points ago +7 / -0

same had to get wife her own log in.

her comments do better than mine

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NCBuck [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

🙏

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Peashout 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are all winners here.

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six5_SMK 6 points ago +6 / -0

You need to up those numbers!

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Perhelion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, Mr. Bear, you need a burrito and a MAGA sticker on your collar first!

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NCBuck [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll try and make an image

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308win 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here...have an Up Trump on me.

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

m'lady hat tips

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PostNutClarity 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel ya OP, but imagine actually giving af about online internet points.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must be a reddit refugee. That seemed to be a big thing there...

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KekBotSupreme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Karma fishing... LOL. Nice.

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Gizmo17 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are these points you speak of? I like to win, how do I play. I don’t internet very well. I just like to read pro-MAGA material.

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Wintergreen 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it is any consolation, the point system means jack shit here.

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NCBuck [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah, we just like to make things interesting between the two of us. Just in fun

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PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

But she’ll get paid less than you for the same work, so you got that going.

/s

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namechangearoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did she show bewbs or guns? Or bewbs and guns? That does it everytime.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

REEEEEE muh wins

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Headline_Correction 2 points ago +2 / -0

HA! That looks like every meme on imgur - DOWNVOTED! <jk> :-]

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hotties4Trump?

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

CUZ ... BEWBS!!!

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Points? I don't care about points! This is the news, unfiltered. The most truth we can post...

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The_Squit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol I've been here since the first hour and got a massive 250 point.

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HCQaddict 0 points ago +3 / -3

Welcome to TD.win, where the memes aren't fire and the points don't matter...

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JOLLYROGERS 0 points ago +3 / -3

My gf loves this place. Ever since I showed her she has been hooked.