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Even the Amish are onboard! (media.patriots.win) MAGA
posted ago by hairyharry ago by hairyharry +1436 / -0
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xBigCoffinHunter 36 points ago +36 / -0

This buggy has no brakes

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SpaceForceMilitia 30 points ago +30 / -0

That Barn just got 10 feet higher!

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Cmchn 4 points ago +4 / -0

This Mennonite just got 10x humbler.

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neoPede 33 points ago +33 / -0

This needs a sticky: Amish For Trump!

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SpaceForceMilitia 16 points ago +16 / -0

TO THE TOP!

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zerohero 26 points ago +26 / -0

80,000 Amish who you will never see in any polling data.

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trump212121 9 points ago +9 / -0

No phones, no tv, no car, no computer

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trump4ehvaaaa 14 points ago +14 / -0

Think "PA"!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!

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PaigeAshley 13 points ago +13 / -0

God bless them!

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DankoJones84 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Amish were instrumental in turning PA red in 2016. It was a critical state for us.

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Benjamin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell yeah they were. My memory is fuzzy, but I believe the key issue for them was the inheritance tax. They would have slowly lost all of their land.

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naahbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw this first hand in my former area, the line was out the door with them to vote.

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rinkin 11 points ago +11 / -0

As a PA resident in the suburbs of Philly this makes me so happy. I can't wait to buy their bacon.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now I want to buy a fireplace.

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HamburgerLover 10 points ago +10 / -0

Every Amish/Mennonite I know is super pro-Trump. They say that even if Trump says something lewd/crude, it's a no-brainer when it comes to voting against EVIL,

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TuxPseudo 8 points ago +8 / -0

YODER SPICE

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 8 points ago +8 / -0

'NO MORE BULLSHIT'

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SpicyAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do Amish wear black suspenders? To keep their pants up!

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Freedomum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice to see a local pede around here! My Amish neighbors are a kind and hardworking family. I've never talked politics with them, but I hope they're as based as the folks in your pic.

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TheSHazDroid 4 points ago +4 / -0

What!

You mean polling doesn't include the Amish?

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

How to flash your MAGA swag without getting your tires slashed

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Thingthing22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haa ha!

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Meatbank84 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow lmao!

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raybiker73 3 points ago +3 / -0

Western PA represent! Dutchies on Route 8!

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WesternManDotOrg 2 points ago +2 / -0

ESPECIALLY the Amish!

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Spark-001 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of Amish in Pennsylvania and they don't get polled...

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CommieCucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Amish and Mennonites are the reason Trump won Pennsylvania last time around. There's no 'even' required. They might be more based than you!

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Rhayne -5 points ago +4 / -9

Watching Amish people whoop ass is the best. Yes, they do whoop peoples ass on occasion. They catch flak from retards. Retards = soft. Amish = barn building/farming/furniture crafting hands and muscles. Easy math lol

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wiombims 4 points ago +4 / -0

It takes discipline to do what they do, knowing what the modern world has to offer. They're missing out on TD and all the memes for one thing yet they're not lacking anything a human being needs to be happy and prosper.