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Meatbank84 102 points ago +104 / -2

Trump would beat me in a debate about my IT job

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BlissBatch 112 points ago +113 / -1

"I know more about IT than anybody. Believe me."

"Well, fuck. How am I supposed to compete with that?"

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NomadicKrow 53 points ago +54 / -1

It's fucking meme magic, my man. I can't wait to vote for Trump again.

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iPertinax 35 points ago +35 / -0

What does he have, some kind of magic wand?

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IntrepidBurger 31 points ago +31 / -0

"This guy is weak on IT security. A complete mess. Lets China run viruses all over his network. Not going to happen on my watch, let me tell you that. We're going to build a giant firewall and make u/meatbank84 pay for it"

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BoughtByBloomberg2 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is what I love about this group we got here. We aren't afraid to make fun of Trumpisms and laugh at ourselves a bit.

Meanwhile over in the Biden camp they are DEATHLY afraid of the next gaffe instead of excited for the next meme.

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truthforchange 21 points ago +21 / -0

You can't fool me, son. I have had a computer machine since 1970. You have a problem, you turn it off and on again.

Well shit. He does know all there is to know.

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LetMeTrumpThatForYou 17 points ago +17 / -0

More energy tonight, I like that.

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HighEmergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what she said.

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LetMeTrumpThatForYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t know her, but I’ve heard she’s a lovely person.

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undefined 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know it, I know it, I would never say it - but other people, some would say the smartest people, that’s what they’ve told me

And who knows, one day you might be that good. Look at my son, great genes, tall as a weed - he knows the cyber - maybe I could have him give you some pointers

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Modus_Pwninz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not fair. Barron is the expert, and has trained him well surely.

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Art-Vandelay41 30 points ago +30 / -0

I imagine watching the beat down of dementia biden would give most people secondhand mortification. It would probably be hard to watch.

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Evei 36 points ago +36 / -0

The most entertaining part of it would be watching the gymnastics the media would go through to make it sound like he won.

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WardD2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if Uncle Badfinger got the questions in advance, he'd most likely mumble something about mayonnaise sandwiches and pickles before wandering off stage.

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Evei 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuomo: "Now, it's not legal for you to view the entire debate, but we have special privileges that allow us to do so, and we can tell you that Joe Biden clearly and easily won."

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CovefefeREEEE 23 points ago +23 / -0

Are you kidding? It will be glorious to watch.

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clueless_expert 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kidding? About you know, the thing?!? C’mon man!

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CovefefeREEEE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have hairy legs.

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I-am-but-an-egg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well then Trump needs to get the southern vote by adding “bless his heart” when he talks about Biden.

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Guruchild 3 points ago +3 / -0

no problem there. Believe me.

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Linespaced 7 points ago +7 / -0

Watching his ear piece fall out over and over would be a sight to see

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will be a bslance to show how bad off he really is, but not to pile on so much that Trump seems to bully him. Biden has to show he can stand up to the rigors of the job. He can't charm his way past Trump.

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Necrovoter 16 points ago +16 / -0

Biden would need to be intelligent, honest and well informed to have any chance of persuading voters to his side. In a typical debate, where the subject is limited and known in advance, each side can prepare nice little sound bites for key points. I think MSM will try to script this debate and have Biden prepped with short answer phrases.

It won't work - he will lose his place and they will have to find an excuse to shut it down.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 10 points ago +10 / -0

They'll leak the questions to the Bidem team early. The did it for Hillary, and they're 1000x more desperate this time.

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 7 points ago +7 / -0

He will still fuck that up.

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BigPepeEnergy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know there are those that don't even want him to engage with the media in his pressers, but GOOD GOD do I love the beat downs. I have to tell you, sometimes, I almost get tired of winning, but then I remember what it was like under Barry Bear and I stop thinking like that.

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HighEmergy 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is my biggest nightmare.

Biden not showing up to the debate.

We all want to see it at least once damnit.

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sgtmattkind 82 points ago +82 / -0

Please let the debates happen. If Biden refuses to show up just have Trump and Kanye shooting the shit for an hour or two on live TV.

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WeekendDow 34 points ago +34 / -0

not a bad idea

Trump, Kanye, and an empty podium for Biden 😂

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BigMikesBlackCock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Have Eastwood talk to a empty chair again

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Guruchild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I apologize, Joey. I forgot you were even there.

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Shitposter69 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yo Joe, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Trump had one of the best first 4 years of presidency.

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Evan_Evan_Evan 3 points ago +3 / -0

And taking questions. From thedonald.win!!

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fickelbra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump and Kanye debate with Elon as moderator

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TaggartCiscontinenta 73 points ago +74 / -1

‘Cause you’d be in assisted living

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ruskiebot00100011 15 points ago +15 / -0

Came here to say this Lololol well played

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jubyeonin 12 points ago +12 / -0

"'Cause you'd be in jail" still works.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden might be indicted for sedition before the election.

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Mr_Beanths 36 points ago +36 / -0

Let’s see Biden old ass do an interview like the one President Trump did and see how long before his brain shuts down

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behemoth887 32 points ago +32 / -0

biden gets lobbed softballs and is so incoherent he stands on top of the plate and gets beaned. then they set him up with a tee and he shits himself and falls over. then they call it a home run.

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Kekintosh2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

A Grand Wizard Slam

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840726 11 points ago +11 / -0

They wouldn't even get the lapel mic clipped on to his suit jacket before he started mumbling incoherently.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump should bring up the racist things Biden has said in his past. He used the N word repeatedly. He was against school integration and the Civil Rights Act. He was for Clinton's 1984 Crime Bill. Biden is the most anti-black candidate in the last 50 years. He would appoint a black woman VP only to be pandering for the black female vote.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 24 points ago +24 / -0

WHY DOESN’T PRESIDENT TRUMP POST BIDEN’S PEDOPHILE VIDEO EVERYWHERE https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4XMvWIRmx0 AND RUN IT IN HIS PRESS CONFERENCES???? I wanna know! I’m done playing nice! Biden molested all the senator’s kids and grabbed their genitals on video!!!

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veritasvincit 20 points ago +20 / -0

Patience Padowan. We must not yet reveal our plans to destroy the Death Star to the Empire.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit I’m geeeking Jedi master. You think Trump will hold it and use it as a November surprise??? I think Don Jr. has posted the vid before

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pmurTJdlanoD 10 points ago +10 / -0

"My fellow Americans, remember when I got impeached for trying to expose Biden's crimes? Here is definitive proof of those crimes, Biden withholding aid to Ukraine in exchange for investigation leniency...the same thing they tried to accuse me of. Biden sold out your country to China, here is the paper trail for $1.5billion from China CCP.

Also, check out this video of Biden groping his colleagues' children kek"

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Notablitheringidiot 9 points ago +9 / -0

I said it earlier, Trump should drop that shit in election week so people are thinking “creepy pedo joe” while they’re ticking the ballots

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs to be three weeks ahead. Give it time to percolate like Hillary's email scandal.

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elmerecido 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't watch this all the way through. What a disgusting old man. I wonder what power he is wielding over people who would let him do that TO THEIR KIDS. I would punch this fucker in his smug, taut face.

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Mynamesprivate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see youre excited about October Surprise.

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HeavyVetting 21 points ago +21 / -0

The centipede is a predator.

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TrumpsGlassOfWater 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hate how he let that fag interviewer put him on the defensive.

I'm actually glad though because someone like Trump will realize what happened and sharpen the shit out of himself for the fall when it actually matters.

Trump is a winner and will shred biden in the fall

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CaptainChrisPBacon 15 points ago +15 / -0

🤣😂💥💥💥👌

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TheDonaldVET1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Laughing so fucking hard right now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Pleepleus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bidens worst nightmare would be having mental clarity for a few minutes and fully understanding everything hes done publicly the last few years.

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Afeazo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden’s opening statement at the Presidential Debates:

Listen, fat.

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top_eagle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nah, Biden’s biggest nightmare is that thing, you know what it is

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Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he sub-consciously wants to throw the election, as a former patriot who does not want the world to burn like some seek. Or at least cannot muster enthusiasm for the current platform of ... the thing.. you know, the .... xenophobic... thing... You're getting nervous! Calm down!

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's like Bernie. In it for the money. No refunds!

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YoungCharles 8 points ago +8 / -0

Correction: Biden’s handler’s greatest nightmare.

Biden doesn’t even know what state he’s in right now.

He needs to be escorted around like a drunk girl in a mini skirt leaving a night club.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go on...

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GodEmporerTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure Biden’s biggest nightmare is adrenochrome shortage

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NoPrisners 5 points ago +5 / -0

The democrats are about to pull off the greatest choke in history. They had 4 years to plan for this event.

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-f-b-i- 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Biden doesn't show or want to debate, let Trump show up and talk. 3 Trump Rallies!!!!

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TrumpsGlassOfWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn strait.

Except I will argue; this is the dems worst nightmare and not bidens.

Biden doesnt know wtf is going on

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MrsHBarker 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's so fucking cool. 4 more years!

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's putting his own digits on the 11 year old.

And by digits I mean fingers.

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tankmanban 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a hot mic..

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you know what about this gives me a RAGING MAGA BONER??

Trump was able to successfully punch well above his weight class as a complete outsider in his debates against Killary. Even as an underdog with ZERO political chops, he was able to make an ex Secretary of State sweat bullets. And not just any SoS, but one married to a former President, both with storied political careers.

And now?

Now Trump --having been a sitting President-- has arguably MORE experience than his adversary. And Trump has a proven track record to boot this time. No more "Welp, let's hope he doesn't turn out to be a blowhard..." doubts lingering in the air.

So, you think it was great to watch GEOTUS punch upward? Just wait until he gets to punch downward like a BOSS!

Biden and Co has every right to be deathly afraid of a debate with our glorious unconquerable GEOTUS.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

They agreed. They are welchers if they back out.

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ModelMinority 4 points ago +5 / -1

An empty seat would have a better chance at the debate than Biden.

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Pravikekec 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now listen here fat. Corn pop had roaches jumping up my lap.

And if you don’t vote for me you ain’t black

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LurkNoMore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump needs to do the Clint Eastwood bit. Where he talks to the empty chair.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember one of the debates against Killary- The Don paced around the room like a lion waiting to pounce.

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GitmObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon Joe, have some sit down.

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wildass 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden learned how to squirm out of awkward situations by examining the reactions of the many children and women he gropes

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CovefefeREEEE 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Empty Chair! Just like Clint Eastwood at the convention in 2012! Make my day!

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Thehumancentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have to be careful not to set the bar so low that a decent performance by Biden would be seen as a resounding victory.

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Captntrouble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then it would show he's competent for trial for ukraine

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CaptainWinston 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where’s Hunter?

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Norwayhastrolls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope the dnc has enough hubris left to make the debate happen

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not Biden's, no. For it to be his nightmare, he'd have to first be aware of what's going on around him.

That image is the nightmare of the America Last party and the CNN/NBC propagandists who are stuck promoting him.

Biden has no clue what's happening.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

idk, maybe second biggest - there is a real possibility Kanye could be on the other side of that empty chair taking his turns bashing Biden's horrificly racist past!

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RespectMySafeSpace 2 points ago +2 / -0

So relaxed. Calm and cool.

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core101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop hologram would give Joe proctalgia fugax.

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truthforchange 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can just imagine...

WHERE'S HUNTER?

Suuuuuuuuure that's legit money (^for a ^money laundering ^bagboy)

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Gunsmonkey22 2 points ago +2 / -0

HIs nightmare? Shit, his nightmare is ...well, the shit I think that child sniffer probably did, being found for that in the public, is his biggest nightmare.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden doesn't think there is anything wrong with what he does!

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tankmanban 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking it would be more like his deep fake TV screen persona glitching out like Max Hedroom.

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RusherOfDin 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will never let him debate. He will be replaced if he actually wins the election. And the sad thing is it's not even a big conspiracy to hide the truth from the voters because every single active Democrat knows this.

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Twalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden comes across acting like he has passion. Not even good acting.Trump Is authenticity passionate. People know the difference.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Praying that Trump brings up Earl Bradley ib these debates!!

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is at the last boss in the game and the DNC/Media are trying to figure out which Gameshark code he should use.

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PhilFoden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama dropped the mic..

Only for Trump to pick it up.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean... that would be a nightmare to debate.

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dingdongbob 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we can go to the store and buy groceries, two dudes can stand at podiums 10ft apart from each other in an empty room. There is literally no reason to not have the debates.

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V-FOR-VICTOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s standing like a boss 😎