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Fremium2020 13 points ago +18 / -5

Seriously why do dumb people on our side always act like one news story per day must occur?

Yeah, sure. "someone" totally set off this massive explosion that killed a bunch of people and laid waste to a city in Lebanon.....to "cover up" a raid on a fucking office in Ukraine.

Because that raid would have been worldwide front page news otherwise.

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AtomicShnoz 6 points ago +6 / -0

"shit the feds raided our Ukraine guys office what do we do? Wait i got it! I know a guy in Lebanon who knows where there is a warehouse with a cache of fertilizer. We send him in to start a fire, but he'll start it in the fireworks factory next door so nobody thinks that the fertilizer was the target. We'll vaporize the port of Beirut which will make all the evidence they took from Cleveland inadmissible in court! Brilliant!" Or we can run a story that says Trump wipes from back to front.

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eww back to front

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

Counterpoint: Shit's always happening, it's only reported when a distraction was needed.

See also: None of the black people killed by violent, mostly white BLM mobs.

See also: The Juicy Hoax last year that turned out to be a flop.

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RejectTheProgramming 2 points ago +3 / -1

Misdirection, the classic magicians trick. Look over here! - While I set up the rest of the trick over here!

The media is such an effective tool to get we the people to fall for simple tricks that even toddlers figure out quickly

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Misdirecting with a “bomb” that destroys the capacity of 91% of their imports that is likely going to end up destroying their entire country when the economy collapses

Yeah I can totally see someone creating the 3-6th largest man made non nuclear explosion in history just to move some papers

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zujar_man 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maxwell distraction?

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one is paying attention to her already

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JediMasterPepe 1 point ago +5 / -4

You really havent been paying attention.

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0095D 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well, I'm certainly not believing Beirut was happenstance. Who the fuck keeps thousands of tons of explosive material in a densely-populated area like that? And for six years. Whatever the Lebanese equivalent is to our ATF would have been all, "we need to move that shit far away from here, otherwise it could crater and level the son of a bitchin' port one day."

Just couldn't get around to it in six years, huh?

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Fremium2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's Beirut.

The question is why would you not expect it to be sheer incompetence.

It's no different than when people thought the explosion at Halifax was purposeful (like how couldn't it have been?) only to find out it was just carelessness.

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AtomicShnoz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Beirut, the city of brotherly love and extreme competence" it says it right on the sign/

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0095D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, incompetence is always my primary assumption and always a possible explanation. I'm not saying the explosion is a distraction. I definitely don't believe it was an accident though. As for Halifax, two ships colliding is nothing like stashing a catastrophe waiting to happen in a crucial port for six years.