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RespectMyNipples5 78 points ago +79 / -1

Fentanyl and meth, meth, METH.

Adding in:

With the way the angle is cut and pasted on the meme and how blurry it is, it almost makes Floyd look like King Kong from the original black and white movie.

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somedaysoon 43 points ago +43 / -0

Called this at the beginning. Drug dealers commonly provide counterfeit $ to users to buy small items and collect real money for change. They trade the real $ for drugs, in this case meth and fentanyl.

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marvinthehaggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was really wondering where a low-level nobody would get counterfeit USD.

I've seen counterfeit USD, so I know it's out there. But always thought the users of it were "more connected". Makes sense that they would use it as Monopoly Money with druggies.

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RonPaulWasRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

That kind of comment will get you cancelled from your long running, recently rebooted TV series. They'll rename the show and pretend you never existed.

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roooose-annne! You don't have to put on the red light!

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Deadangles 3 points ago +3 / -0

But you do need to put on the red shirt

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Now we're mixing Police songs and Star Trek.

Red LIGHT.

But Red Shirt works too. Lol. Disposable Heroes.

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Deadangles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol no i got the song reference

I was referencing commies

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

If all Commies wore a Red Shirt we could just have Captain Kirk beam them down to the surface of a sun.

Modern Problems Call for Modern Solutions.

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Deadangles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had to look that up lol never watched star trek

Whatever works to keep them commies at bay

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I should add both versions of "Disposable Heroes".

Metallica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYaRQKF0mpk

DHofH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBAkOifDeSw

Second link is itself a reference to something else. A good "re-telling" of The Ded Kennedys excellent "California Über Alles". A song that is just... stupendous.

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SexCauldron 55 points ago +55 / -0

I'M NOT THAT KINDA GUY!!

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’VE SUDDENLY BECOME CLAUSTROPHOBIC

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Vonsey 38 points ago +38 / -0

SCREAMS IN FENTANYL

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RegularAmerican 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't forget the meth too !

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South_Florida_Guy 36 points ago +36 / -0

It has to be a special claustrophobia-proof car like the one they originally found him in.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

He preferred a gold box over a black and white one

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Sum_devil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists everywhere "Ya'll should've walked with him to the police station or let him drive himself there! He was nervous for chirsts sake!"

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Thedaythe_redditdied 19 points ago +19 / -0

I would say fentanyl Floyd was acting perfectly normal. Doing his part of holding up hood rat. stereotypes.

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep, that actually was the normal.

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horsefacestorm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Florida guy would know, he and his brother Florida man have seen some things.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 12 points ago +12 / -0

I AIN'T THAT TYPE OF GUY!!!!

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MondayCoupleIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I CAN'T BREATHE!

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Best use of this meme ever!

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ChocolateEvryday 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMAO!!! I love this meme.

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practicalize 7 points ago +8 / -1

So funny, it gave me a heart attack!

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HEXEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seatbelt putting its knee to good use.

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purple_nitrile 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it just me or are these memes getting funnier? I never used to physically laugh at memes. It could be the lockdown is getting to me tho.

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Notablitheringidiot 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Shove fentanyl up ones ass, one should not” -CCP, the worlds leading supplier of Fentanyl

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FUDGEreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Please officer I'm claustrophobic even though I just came from that tiny truck cab."

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SmokeyMeadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was in a Ford Explorer, which is the exact same kind of vehicle the cops were driving.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 5 points ago +6 / -1

Because his bloodstream is full of alcohol, methamphetamines and fentanyl.

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

screams in fentanyl

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Spark-001 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear you guys get spicier every day.

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Gunslinger1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hilarious. Well done.

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a_chill_bro 4 points ago +4 / -0

But he said "Mistah Offisaa." He was being respekful.

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MoustacheWax69 3 points ago +3 / -0

God, I love this website so much.

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lalicat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha, holy fuck that's spicy!💯💯💯

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JoeandHunterBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is corn pop screaming like that?

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ever heard of the Rebel Yell?

Same thing, but its the Bad Dude Scream

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MoldyPurpleSpots 2 points ago +3 / -1

The internet is a mean place! No place for snowflakes...

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tremendous!

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xxxMAGA420xxx 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dank!

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Leakedgenderfluid 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now do Joe Biden!

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly thought it was gonna be Biden in this meme.

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

🌶🌶🌶

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RDelbson 1 point ago +4 / -3

He didn't deserve to die, but he was by no means innocent. The cops should walk. He was being belligerent, claiming "I can't breathe" when he wasn't even being touched by officers, saying his mom died yesterday when she actually died months ago, he was positive for COVID 19, he was high on drugs, fentanyl and meth, he was noncompliant, and overall just a dick.

I think using the neck restraint for 8 minutes and 46 seconds was justified. With all of this shit he did, the cops probably thought that if he wasn't restrained like that he'd go berserk again.

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Colonel_Chestbridge -1 points ago +3 / -4

I think using the neck restraint for 8 minutes and 46 seconds was justified.

Well, it wasn’t. By department policy, neck restraints may only be used on people who are actively resisting. They are not preventative measures, for the exact reason that they can be fatal. Cops know this, yet Chauvin decided to continue applying pressure to an unconscious/dead persons neck for over 4 minutes. It’s a complete disregard for human life at best, intent to injure/kill at worst.

Chauvin is a fucking pussy and deserves everything coming to him.

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prattle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who says he was applying significant pressure? Floyd raised his head a couple of times in the video which would seem to indicate he wasn't. The reason people might have guessed in spite of this that he was applying significant pressure was that Floyd said "I can't breathe" which seems weird and so blame the hold on the back of the neck.

With the full footage though we can now see that Floyd was saying the same thing prior to ever being put in that position. With the full video demonstrating that whatever problem he was having breathing was happening without the hold as well, I am not sure what reason would remain to believe that there was any significant force being used especially when you add in that there was no injuries to the neck in the autopsy. It seems a near certainty at this point that he would be dead with or without the hold

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who says he was applying significant pressure?

You barely have to apply any pressure at all to cut off blood flow to the brain. You don’t even have to cut off oxygen flow.

Floyd being a fucked up druggie doesn’t really change the situation. You still have a cop who went out of his way to violate department policy and use a restraint that they are trained to know can be dangerous. And he used it until they dropped dead, without any regard for human life.

Again, it doesn’t matter if he directly caused the death or not. There isn’t really any way to know for sure, but he very well could have.