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Get woke, go broke. (media.patriots.win) #WALKAWAY
posted ago by dirtysanchez69 +2665 / -0
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Usernameicanrecall 121 points ago +122 / -1

The photoshop on that waistline is absurd.

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Yankreeeedoodle 40 points ago +43 / -3

Who is looking at the waistline?

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TheHonestLion 13 points ago +13 / -0

What text?

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its that white blur on the side I think.

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Datamancer 4 points ago +4 / -0

....that's not text.....

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JohnnyRico 4 points ago +4 / -0

no brakes comment

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Sirbigusdickus 0 points ago +2 / -2

Cool bro. Now we definitely know that you’re not gay.

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BigSteve 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has a wife you know.

Want to know her name?

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Usernameicanrecall 5 points ago +6 / -1

The photo deserves study

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Yupyupyup 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a superior posterior.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 27 points ago +27 / -0

And totally unnecessary

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Centipedealicious 7 points ago +7 / -0

First thing I noticed and was coming here to comment when I saw yours. Have an upvote.

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Big_cunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

No Photoshop, She just keeps her kidneys in that sweet ass

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VonBustacap 19 points ago +19 / -0

Notice that a lot of the cut outs are of white people? Ha, even racist when fake!

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stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fucking Trailblazers. They have been a complete wreck since Drexler left. At one point they were just a bunch of thugs who'd get pulled over for smoking weed on I-5 driving home from their games against Seattle. Of course in their minds I imagine they were pulled over for driving while black.

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stratocaster_patriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

Some fucker in his car came raging up on my ass last weekend doing 90mph I guess. It was a few seconds before I could get right and let him pass. He stayed tight there on my ass at 80 the whole time. Risking life and limb to get down the highway but asshole was by himself wearing a mask. Retard.

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some fucker i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶k̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶9̶0̶m̶p̶h̶ ̶I̶ ̶g̶u̶e̶s̶s̶.̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶.̶ ̶H̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶y̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶8̶0̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶.̶ ̶R̶i̶s̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶i̶m̶b̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶g̶h̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶was b̶y̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶ wearing a mask. Retard.

FTFY

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've always found that to be a bit painful, personally. But if you like it and your partner does too, then more power to ya, I say.

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stratocaster_patriot -5 points ago +3 / -8

You sound a bit like someone who doesn't understand how tough it can be to put that ball in that hole. I'm not saying I support the NBA but it's not as easy as it looks.

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GEOTUSMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, but still not watching.

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cosmichyperlapse 2 points ago +2 / -0

And get hyped for the Volvo Ocean Race. It'll be here before we know it...now that race takes some goddamn cahones.

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VonBustacap 23 points ago +23 / -0

And with TV and Netflix going to shit, I've found myself outside more, relaxing with a cold drink and a cigar, talking to my wife and just having a wonderful time. So yea, fuck off sports and TV.

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Cloudy_mood 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m sorry, but all of the original programming on Netflix is a disgrace. It all deals with extreme fear, murder, serial killers, underage drug use and sex, everyone’s gay, everyone’s fucked in the head. It’s overwhelming.

What’s that show for teens- Sex Education? What a piece of shit that is. Some douche bag soy boy starts coaching other high school kids about their sex life. Bullshit.

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Nanogrip 7 points ago +7 / -0

I stopped watching Netflix months ago when The Witcher came out. I quit at the 5th episode because the show was clearly about Yennifer with a bit of Geralt. I don't give a shit about Yennifer...

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yeahbuddyFspez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bingo. Honestly, every show/movie has these plot lines. It's kind of ridiculous that you basically have to be into homoerotic incest with a serial killer urge to actually "fit-in" with most of the available content.

And programming it is. Tell A Vision, alright. A dark, sinister vision. Netflix is just a brainwashing vehicle for the left, change my mind. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some subliminal MK Ultra programming baked into some of their content, to be honest. Train the audience's mind to hate police/the USA and riot, then plant the other portion, the trigger portion, on a selected social media site (targeted video/TikTok/Instagram). Trigger the kids, have a rioting mob at your disposal, ready to activate at any time. Welp, that's a chilling thought, huh?

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BoogalooBoy92 18 points ago +18 / -0

The two greatest days in a mans life are the day he buys a boat, and the day he sells it.

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MrSir 2 points ago +2 / -0

To get a bigger boat.

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's always a bigger boat.

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stratocaster_patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

If it floats, if it flies, if it fucks, you are better off renting. I stole that from some other pede on here the other day. I'd probably add modular and vintage synthesizers into that as well if I could come up with a clever way to say it.

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CA-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

So...it's time to sell my Prophet 5?

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either that or just never touch it lol. Honestly that's pretty cool that you have one. For what it's worth Arturia makes great recreations of vintage synths like Prophet 5. Worth checking out but not if you don't like working totally on a computer which I personally have a love/hate relationships with.

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Tip-O-Matic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then, you're gonna need a bigger boat...

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That way you have it.

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joe-spenard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with airplanes

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DaesDaemar 6 points ago +7 / -1

you put a ring on it, or move along.

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Ninki333 0 points ago +1 / -1

Unless your getting milk for free...

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connermost 2 points ago +2 / -0

See above.

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Jolo 8 points ago +9 / -1

And with so many hotties for Trump, we're making babies. Lotsa babies.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or at least practicing. Lots and lots of practicing.

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trump212121 7 points ago +7 / -0

...and golfing!

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say golf too!

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Slartibartfast1 5 points ago +6 / -1

What’s up with using photoshop on so many of the women on this site? It does not improve the experience.

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +4 / -2

Karens Against Photoshop™

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

How woke did the NHL get? I saw they circled up for "racial justice" before the start of a game, but haven't seen any kneeling.

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KnoxHarrington 18 points ago +20 / -2

Four players knelt. Two Canadians, a Swede and one dual citizen (US and Can).

The VAST majority of NHLers aren't kneeling or disrespecting. They are generally just a better class of dudes than those in the NFL, NBA, MLB.

I'm going to keep watching the NHL as long as players from my team are still doing the right thing.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 7 points ago +9 / -2

That was my sense as well. You were inevitably going to get some fuckheads hopping on the bandwagon, but as a whole, they don't plug the social justice bullshit anywhere near like the other leagues.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 9 points ago +9 / -0

What CBC did to Don Cherry was absolutely disgraceful. That man is a national Canadian treasure and they threw him under the bus like an old Wendy's wrapper. I also do not watch the NHL on legitimate sources. I gotta keep up with how my Bruins are doing, though.

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fakewhiterage 1 point ago +2 / -1

Placeholder getting 1OA and Detroit getting bounced to 4OA in their historically bad season yeah it sucks

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol the B’s look like hot garbage right now, that’s for sure.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

For female Pedes: Marry a man that plays hockey. They are good guys.

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Bad-Intelligence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Know anybody? I've lost teeth playing. Nice pearly implants now but I've got the pics to prove it

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course I do! I know tons of single hockey players looking for a good conservative woman!

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Bad-Intelligence 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a guy actually. I worded that poorly lol

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad to hear you are a guy. I was worried about a nice conservative woman losing teeth playing hockey! lol

My husband was a hockey player back when it was very physical. His teeth took a beating. Literally!😂

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Bad-Intelligence 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still refuse to wear a cage.

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless you Dear!

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cosmichyperlapse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Florida Panthers fan. It's just paintful to watch games regardless smfh...

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Bernier4Canada 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't one of them kneel for the Canadian anthem too

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KnoxHarrington 1 point ago +1 / -0

IIRC they all knelt for both.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it/s the asshats who aren't citizens and simply use our country to get rich and famous who are kneeling. Leave it to Canadians and Swedes. They can all get the fuck out.

But yes they are generally a better class of people. Not thugs from the inner city who just happen to be genetic freaks.

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JoePCool14 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think they kneeled off the rink or something or other. And they committed to being more anti-white (more diversity). They bent the knee plenty.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuuuuck, I thought it might be the last league of actual sportsmen. Fuck the left, they destroy everything good and fun.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but keep in mind, "the left" in this case are the players themselves.

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

The First Kneeler

Don't forget that idiot Matt DUMBa who said "systematic (sic) racism"

https://globalnews.ca/news/7244862/matt-dumba-nhl-anthem-knee/

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TheRoyalRob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, the only sport I watched was the NFL I haven't missed it in 3 years and I have weekends open and genuinely don't care or miss it at all.

Outside of maybe the Panthers making the Superbowl, I'd watch that, but I'm thinking the chances of that happening again in my lifetime are slim to none so I'm good :D

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trumpsallright 1 point ago +1 / -0

Former seahawks fan here, was fun when we were playing against each other, had some really good games,but I will not watch any more.

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TheRoyalRob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man :D you guys were the WORST :P lol

I remember being on vacation and going to a wild wings to watch the game Vs Seattle the year they went to the super bowl and I left after 3 quarters and the panthers were losing, got to the hotel just in time to see Cam throw that pass to Olsen for the win.

But I'm with you man, I mean I honestly doubt i'll see a better season then that super bowl run, so I'm good on all of it. Was fun times while it lasted, but these days life and family are much more important :)

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hiking is super woke in the Seattle area. They even had to make special shuttle buses for hikers because there are so fucking many of them now. Hiking up Mt Sai or Rattlesnake ledge is now the same as bar hopping in Belltown, a shit show.

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA 4 points ago +4 / -0

UFC is still cool. All fighting for that matter, Bellator, Rizin, One F/C. If you need a sport fix, watch fighting.

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ParkingLotRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check out USPSA shooting competition. It’s not difficult to begin competing, instead of merely being a spectator.

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Criminalizeislam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget hunting! Archery season for deer starts in 3 weeks for my state.

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Criminalizeislam 2 points ago +2 / -0

Virginia. Antlerless only until the first Saturday of October. I can't wait either. Get a big one Brother!

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AlohaChris 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and surfing, shooting...

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journalist 3 points ago +3 / -0

hear hear

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roger Goodell gave me my Sunday afternoons back this fall. Thanks, Roger! 🖕

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CookiesNCream 2 points ago +2 / -0

We just canceled our NHL package today.

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully she eats the fish she catches.

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Cloudy_mood 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love football but I don’t to need to watch it. 3 hours of commercials and I’m not really getting anything out of it.

The rest of sports can kiss my butt. I already don’t watch it.

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dat ass tho

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MidwestNorsk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok that's hot.

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BornTexan64 1 point ago +1 / -0

That just makes my sticker peck out!!!!

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connermost 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the cut of her jib.

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mickusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn right

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1984means1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

i'd pull that wedgie out with mah teeth.

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GWNorthman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guy: We're fishing, hold my rod. Girl: Wait a minute that's not a fishing pole, what are you gonna catch with that? Guy: If I'm lucky, my breath, let's roll!

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Bablonis 1 point ago +1 / -0

amen!

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Trumpaholic831 1 point ago +2 / -1

Where do I sign up for THAT boat???

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Hereforthedonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait hold up. When did the NHL go woke and how did i miss it?

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HillarysHairyAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can see more of her by searching for “brooke thomas fishing” or “brooke thomas huk”. You’re welcome.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Inb4 the fish and squirrels turn gay.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha jokes on you I never gave a shit about any them in the first place!

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physicscat 1 point ago +1 / -0

One positive thing that has come out the shutdown is bringing families back together. So many people have said, and I've read them say, that they started having meals together, playing board games, cookouts, playing outside in the sprinklers, things that were NORMAL when I was growing up in the 70's and 80's.

People have seen that they don't need the next Marvel movie. They don't need hours of homework to learn. They don't need their kids to be in a gazillion extracurricular activities.

I hope this rediscovery of the family dynamic stays.

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TrumpRules 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow! what a pooper

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Mega_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer real sports.

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MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the bread and circuses no longer appease the majority of the General Public. It often spells disaster for the ruling elite.

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Jubal777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhh...don't tell them or the next thing you know they'll require you to carry a tranny on every hike.

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ds420 1 point ago +1 / -0

That isn’t what it looks like when I go fishing (sadly)...

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget hunting.

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SlumberBalu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember, even fucking golfing profis who bludgeon their wives with golf trophies have more standards nowadays then those degenerate mentally deranged woketards!

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck sportsball. we'll make our own fun instead.