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You rang, pops? (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by IcculusBased9 +3566 / -0
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DestroyerofCobwebs 45 points ago +45 / -0

In 2016, A crack smoking commando was suspected of impersonating law enforcement,

a crime which he did commit.

This man promptly absconded to the strip clubs of Arkansas,

where he impregnated a hooker.

Today, wanted by the Ukrainian government,

he survives as a grifter.

If you have crack cocaine, and a place to stay, and if he can find you,

maybe you can shelter: Hunter Biden.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Holy shit kek

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MaoHatesSparrows 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can hear the theme song.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 9 points ago +9 / -0

B.A. Biden: If you ain't got crack, you ain't black, foo!

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago +8 / -0

A-Team theme for the uninitiated pedes

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Farmerbob1 7 points ago +7 / -0

This needs it's own meme!

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone who wants to can have at it, my talent is in writing, not photo or video editing.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take a peek

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 11 points ago +11 / -0

Has Hunter ever entered Ukraine? Would be interesting if he hasn’t

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TentElephant 17 points ago +17 / -0

I did not have sexual relations with that crackwhore carrying my child.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

Free speech lives.

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bubadmt 26 points ago +26 / -0

So look ugly, here's the deal. This stuff is done all the time. I told that prosecutor that's if he's not fired, then you don't get the billion dollars. He said you don't have the authority, you're not the President. I said it doesn't matter, go call Barack America, but I'm out of here on a plane in six hours. And sonofabitch what do you know, he got fired right after that. So anyways, come on man! PERIOD. My son Hunter did nothing wrong! End of quote. My times up. Yes sir. I'm in trouble now, I always get in trouble at the end.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's like askin if you shoved a sausage in your ear man and a carrot on a pony, Come on Man, don't make me, I've said too much already.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 13 points ago +13 / -0

That dildo is industrial sized. I've never seen a military strength dildo before.

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Art-Vandelay41 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hell yes we’re going to take your assault dildos

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 10 points ago +10 / -0

Top kek! I can hear Robert Francis saying that.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

flailing_arms_flailing_flailingly.gif

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WardD2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

When Hunter Biden sent out for a dildo for his strip club soiree, they brought back Adam Schiff.

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MixedBlacknWhite 9 points ago +9 / -0

yall are fast!! WOOOO LOL!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well THAT'S an odd lookin dilduh.

Gettin that shitter in shape for prison Hunter?

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JustHereForTheSalmon 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he was into dildos, maybe he wouldn't have knocked up that stripper.

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45semiautosp 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL. is that a cactus? Did i miss something?

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IcculusBased9 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is kek. It looks like a blue aluminum potted cactus. I just picked the most obnoxious phallus I could find, nothing but the best for Hunter. He could handle that, no prob.

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pray4peace4 5 points ago +6 / -1

When Joe said that in that interview the first thing that came to mind was "Does Joe feel guilty because he's on cocaine? Somebody give this guy a drug test right now".

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look here, Fat! I resemble this comment!

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Data 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget about his many illegitimate children.

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tonightm90 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter is hiding in the basement with his dad.

He fucking disappeared when he was getting connected to companies in China. Through dodgy dealing with his dad.

China loves the Biden's. Give the son some coke and a hooker with a strap on and give the dad a little girl to sniff.

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

drugs AND dildos.

Is that... a potted cactus dildo?

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IcculusBased9 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe so, yes.

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Bullet3250 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAHAHAHHAHHA

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +4 / -1

I don’t know what the blue thing is, and I’m too afraid to ask

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uhhh, speaking of Junkies, Joe.........................

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Jubal777 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many dildos

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JoeandHunterBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on man! I know the beach, look fat,, I've been to the beach, been many times, look, I know the beach and that ain't the beach. I know the beach the beach has green and gold shag carpet, and, and, lots and lots of bears. Brown bears, polar, grizzlies and even more rabbits. That ain't the beach, I know the beach and that ain't it...

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Transgirl_4_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoops. Sorry for the double post.

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Madman2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a shake weight in his right hand?

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