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FUSnowflake 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's odd. No meat, fish, or poultry on that chart. At all.

They must really want to turn us into a Third World Country.

...and the horse they rode in on. With a high speed rotary porcupine.

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An_Actual_Politician [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Three servings of soy a day though!

Correct me if I'm wrong but isnt the recommended servings of soy for men now to be zero?

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hydrogenated oils are the way to go! Goes great with Olestra...

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humped2424 5 points ago +5 / -0

High protein high fat diet > high carbs

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An_Actual_Politician [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget to load up on the partially hydrogenated trans fat loaded margarine too!

Oh and avoid all that protein in lean meat like chicken. Protein builds muscles and muscles have been linked to toxic masculinity.

Stick to our expert-approved, fully agreed upon food pyramid and you'll be just fine!

^ Almost every single scientist before the 2000s ^

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N0Brakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

No meat. Stupid.