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KnoxHarrington 56 points ago +57 / -1

While he's at it he should implement a rule that the sun shall rise in the east and set in the west. Maybe put out a rule that defines water as wet.

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lancerprime 28 points ago +28 / -0

Whoa now, next you'll be saying fire is hot

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anthemstander 21 points ago +21 / -0

And 2 + 2 is 4.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 14 points ago +14 / -0

i love they been using 1984 quotes as their own independent thoughts lately...

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN: "Trump today declared water is wet. Here with the facts, it's a prostitute in a three-piece suit."

PIATPS: "The condition of 'wet' implies water is ON something. A water molecule on its own can't be wet, because it has no water on it. So Trump was clearly lying, pants on fire. On top of this, using the word 'wet' is sexist because of its historical association with..."

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DankoJones84 2 points ago +2 / -0

underrated comment

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, this would actually be pretty solid to include in the order. Also 2+2=4.