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Asshat4Congress 267 points ago +268 / -1

How many times does this have to be verified, before Joe Biden is even asked about it?

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Esau 154 points ago +154 / -0

Joe wouldn’t remember even if he was asked about it. Dementia Joe can’t even remember what his name is. “I mean cmon man, like cmon. I’ve never even met Joe Biden.”

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williammcfadden 87 points ago +87 / -0

Listen, Fat. The people are, the American people are, are tired of that, you know, Malarkey.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 63 points ago +63 / -0

Lmaooo Joe said he had nothing to do w Flynn’s charges!!!! When he’s the one who suggested they use the Logan act on him. Biden is a LIAR the dem’s candidate is a pedophile JOKE of a man!!!!!!

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's also a rapist.

An actual one. U of Delaware sealed the records of Tara Reade's complaint.

Kavanaugh bore the trial for that asshole's crime of rape.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +7 / -1

Wow!!!!!!!!!!! They sealed the records!!!!! Holy shit! Yep!!! Biden should’ve been the one facing prosecution- he would’ve been found guilty too!!!!!!

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SDhiker 35 points ago +35 / -0

Look I'm taking too much time

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Houdini 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm about to say something I shouldn't

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Esau 10 points ago +10 / -0

How many times is Biden going to pause to think about the stupid shit he wants to say and the tell everyone “that was a stupid thought.” It’s clear from that rambling interview, a Trump v Biden debate would be a never ending stream of these incoherent thoughts.

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buco 9 points ago +9 / -0

C'mon man, I don't work for you.

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endthefed11 4 points ago +4 / -0

And I love kids sitting in my lap.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 54 points ago +54 / -0 (edited)

Look, let's get four things straight. Number one, youre all lying dog faced sacks of shit. Number two, that's malarkey, number three, look at the facts...and number six, come on man.

Let's look at the facts. Joe Bidens done it all. He was..he was there when those Wright Brothers made the first automobile. He was there when Christopher Columbo sailed with Orlando and Johnny to fight those Caribbean Pirates. Joe was there when they they started selling the the McRib at the Taco Bell. Joe went to the...the moon with with Stretch Armstrong and and Buzz Lightyear. Ya know, Joe woulda been the first to to step foot on the the moon, but that Armstrong fella, he says..he says...he says.."come on man, I know you like me." So Joe, he he let him go first out of the the the Spacemobile thing. What a guy right? Unlike President Tweety. Joe has done it. PERIOD.

Ill tell you another thing, Joe and his good friend Barrack Obiden, they helped those black kids. Biden, he he taught them about goals and dreams and that they can almost be just as smart as the white kids and that if they keep PUNCHING IT AND PUNCHING IT AND PUNCHING IT, you can make a buck or two in in life without having to rob any 7/11s where they have the Indian accents. You know the ones? Right? The ones with the Indians and the.. the thing...and Joe, he used to be from a black community. A guy named Corn Pop...ran with..ran with some bad boys...real bad boys...but he got on that diving board and Joe yelled "YOU LISTEN"! and then he wrapped that god damn chain around his head and and and and...GOD DAMMIT MAN! Come on man! Listen man! Cut it out! This is about Trump and the Senate! We have to take him behind the the dumpster and knock him the hell out man! We have to have Trump win so so so we can can win. PERIOD. If you don't like me, you ain't black and vote for the other Biden. I'm done. Wait why am i stopping, nobody else is stopping....Have you met my wife? Daughter?...granddaughter? Which one is this? I love kids. Roaches.

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deplorabetty 24 points ago +24 / -0

Where did you get the advanced copy of his nomination acceptance speech???

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guitarmastershredder 13 points ago +13 / -0 (edited)

Oooooooo you mean concession speech? But Joe wouldn’t get it anyways.

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deplorabetty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol. I meant Democrat candidate nomination. But then again, he thinks he's running for Senate!

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ADAM_SCHITT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Concession speech*

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Houdini 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look Fat, this might be the gr.. greatest... you know the THING... th..that I r... ... now what was... look let me stop right here.

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

And China's no threat man. Hunter and I saw that great country plenty of times. We had the dumplings they had these little adorable that Chinese girls blew hot tea on my nose...

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westrock2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's it! I'm voting for the OTHER Joe Biden!

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MrAlwaysRight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe in a recent interview forgot he was VP under Obama. He kept just saying President. He has trouble remembering names.

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Nimblenavigator1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unlike Crooked, when he says “I don’t recall,” it’s probably true.

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PhoneBandit 49 points ago +49 / -0

I still think he's running only so they can say, "you can't investigate a political opponent!"

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tom_of_rj_fame 18 points ago +18 / -0

Aaaand . . . that's why Rice will be the VP. We're a banana republic if we investigate past administrations. 'Come on man!'

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UndercoverSpez 8 points ago +8 / -0

I agree about rice being vp. More Obama nostalgia, more cant investigat opposition.

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Aoikaze2000 22 points ago +22 / -0

Unfortunately Joe can literally use insanity as a defense because all they need to do is put him on the stand to show that he's been on a year long search for marbles.

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Aoikaze2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

When the defendant can honestly start ranting that the marshmallows are attempting to get it on with the foxes while cooking dinner for the pears as a response to a question and then follow it up by walking over to a random audience member and sniffing her hair, I'm not sure there's going to be any useful testimony coming from that person.

Maybe we need to have him committed to an asylum instead of prison?

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Aoikaze2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Going by Biden's Wikipedia page, he's 77 - so it's entirely possible that the stress from an election cycle (and to be honest, I doubt any of us could go through an election cycle, much less a presidency without aging some) could further accelerate mental degradation associated with aging.

If he's really lost it, then Trump DEFINITELY should open a probe into elder abuse for Joe Biden as this is a textbook case of elder exploitation, similar to what happened to Stan Lee before he passed.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

PRISON FOR TREASON

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bill_in_texas 13 points ago +13 / -0

Funny how you COULD investigate a political opponent in 2016 and 2017. Weird how you can't do that anymore.

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

"you can't investigate a political opponent!"

"Mr. Obama, explain to us again why you directed certain organizations to wiretap the Trump Tower?"

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Esau 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have never understood why they say that. What is this “Opposition research” that I have heard every campaign ever use against their opponent. I believe that is investigating is it not, or is the opposition supposed to supply all the information?

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

Scenario 1: "Joe we have over two dozen people that can put you in the meeting were you there?" "No." "Okay well that's good enough for me!"

Scenario 2: "Joe were you in the meeting?" "I already told you that green crayons are the Disney currency for flapjacks. Come on man!"

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Brucesky420 4 points ago +4 / -0

"What do you mean do I remember?!?! Is this some kind of cocaine test?!?!"

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Toughsky_Shitsky 22 points ago +23 / -1

Maybe, but Sally definitely has more leg hair than Joe.

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Brofistula 11 points ago +11 / -0

You will never swim with Sally Yates and rub your hands down her legs underwater and watch the hairs pop back up.

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Ptannerdactyl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why even live?

Why continue to draw breath?

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mrspaulrevere 7 points ago +7 / -0

But does she know about roaches?

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DasBurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should both have plenty of time to work out, in prison.

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LucidDreamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen fat

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IPMang 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the prison yard, with all those scary dudes watching?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 25 points ago +26 / -1

... I think we are 3+ years into that, at this point.

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Irish_Wolfhound 19 points ago +19 / -0

Seriously. There are mountains of evidence. At what point do warrants get served?

Meanwhile Obama is running a fucking shadow government and cities are LITERALLY burning.

Arrest.

Them.

Now.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

When justice isn't served, make your own.

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Esau 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well he was told but didn’t know about it. I guess that’s the Dem logic at play

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should just push back and accuse her of clownsplaining!

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OnlyRosieODonnell 41 points ago +41 / -0

Joe Biden to Sally Yates: “Come on, man!”

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WhitePowerRanger 14 points ago +15 / -1

How come Joe can say that but Trump can’t call AOC horse faced? Lol

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WhitePowerRanger 11 points ago +12 / -1

I call horses AOC faced....

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +5 / -1

I know. I don’t like horses lol they smell and they are fake. 1 horse equals 3-5 horsepower? Pffft. Fake news.

Engines make more horsepower and don’t smell like ass hole and eat 500$ worth of food a day.

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Trashaccount121 2 points ago +2 / -0

Engines make more horsepower and don’t... eat 500$ worth of food a day

F1 V6 has entered the chat

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Meister_Bockmist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because one is hyperbole, the other is the straight truth.

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ClarenceBeeks 25 points ago +25 / -0

Didn’t we already know that by the transcript released? Think it was Comey’s

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Esau 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think we did know this but for some reason they want to hang all of the “truth” on Yates saying it never happened. No matter who says it did as long as one person said it didn’t that’s all the Dems need

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ClarenceBeeks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds about right

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JigglesV 21 points ago +21 / -0

She done goof’d. Suicide? Yates says Biden at Logan Aft entrapment meeting targeting Flynn, Feds raid Ukraine laundering racket with Biden Son under fire.

It is happening!!!!!

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Irish_Wolfhound 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Its happening" for the past 3 years. Good thing we waited until a hotly contested election while the world is burning...

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rubberkidney 7 points ago +7 / -0

complicated business...

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FOOLISHPROPHETX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't happen overnight brotatoe

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Upvote for the lowkey support for Dan Quayle.

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POWESHOW 19 points ago +19 / -0

We already knew he was at the 1/5/17 meeting. What we need info on is the 1/4/17 meeting with Clapper/Obama/Biden that resulted in the Strzok memo and Strzok immediately after the meeting texting his contact to keep the investigation open.

Why is nobody talking about that 1/4/17 meeting?

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Irish_Wolfhound 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because they are all complicit. This is all theater to keep the masses from rising up.

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patslimmy1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Now she can go write a book, get an advance of millions, DNC buys millions of copies, then never be heard from again.

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mrspaulrevere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Say hello to the newest MSDNC correspondent.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look, Fat. I am forward looking to getting... C'mon man! Lion. Rhino. That's when I learned about roaches. And you ain't black! Did Flynn take a cocaine test? Frame him like a dog-faced pony soldier!

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Amlpc 9 points ago +9 / -0

this is incredible. Her testimony is a gold mine for proving treason

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silent_majority_2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

BIden is sure close to Obozo in that picture. So close that he could probably smell him.

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PelosisPetrifiedPuss 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought this was already an established fact after those declassified Susan Rice emails..?

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man, POTUS said to do Everything By The Book (TM). I'm writing this email to myself because we don't always do things by the book, but we're definitely doing this by the book. For realsies.

That Susan Rice?

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are living straight in 1984. Everything about Obamagate is an established fact, but liberals are literally reforming history to claim it never happened.

ALL OF THIS is going to get memory-holed - straight up shredded from history. Zero of their history books will ever mention this. Nobody will ever talk about it. All the wikipedia pages will either be deleted or modified as a "crazy conspiracy theory". Obama will go down as a faultless saint.

Millions of people will never hear about this because they listen to the media, who have made a point to never report a single word of it.

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Amlpc 5 points ago +5 / -0

she HAD to have gotten a plea deal

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Irish_Wolfhound 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're all complicit.

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Yourface8me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clears throught. Ahhhhummmm. So you must be new around this time line

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Irish_Wolfhound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah let's not arrest people during an election year, especially not when most of the criminals are the ones running for office! 🙄

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RoscoesMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have absolutely nothing to say, except this is the most hilarious stream of comments I’ve ever read. Thanks for the laughing-tears, frens!

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husker91 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Joe said he doesn't remember!

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

there was a point when i felt sorry for him and thought i should not laugh at his dementia. i thought it was cruel to put him out there in such a state. but i soon remembered how big of a piece of shit he was and remains to be, and his public deterioration was the least he could offer us as penance before shuffling through the gates of hell.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no. That sucks.

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did she blow air into gropey Joe's nostrils?

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to get Biden and Susan Rice under oath and find out why Susan Rice is going to cover for Biden for suggesting the Logan act be used against Flynn.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Entire Obama administration in prison please. Thank you.

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Irish_Wolfhound 2 points ago +2 / -0

ARREST SOME FUCKERS ALREADY.

HELLO? BARR? ARE YOU FUCKING THERE?

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Phred2323 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/witness-attributes-suggestion-of-prosecuting-flynn-to-comey-not-biden

Doesn’t matter media propaganda is going to cover cover cover. They’re going to claim he was there but played zero impact....which come on man, look fat, we know we have bears and frogs. Did you take a test for cocaine to go to this meeting? I’m gonna something say I shouldn’t because the CDC reconstruction a model hair on my legs. ...I mean we knew that.

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JamesResinquist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm personally glad to see the dots connecting. Shortly we will have the big picture.

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MAGA_mantis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you a junkie? C'mon man.

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TexSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sally Yates is a stone faced pony soldier petting my yellow leg hairs!

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Is anyones hair safe from Joe?

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YugYensid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man! Just because he was at the where, you don't just do cocaine before setting an elephant. And I look forward to the defending where I. I shouldn't say, it'll get me in trouble.

And that's why I'm running for governor.

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drego333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminder FISA can be ordered by the President without a court order

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Law_Sam 1 point ago +1 / -0

This whole thing is fucking bullshit. You don’t wait until you have overwhelming evidence to convict these cock suckers, besides what already exists. Once the crime is established you nab your suspects and make deals. This needs treated just like any crime family.

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here2red 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did she actually testify or did Lindsey give her the answer?

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pencil Neck Sally.

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Afto 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everybody getting let out jail because of the china virus my question is ' Where is cornpop

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is disqualified from seeking the presidency on so many levels now I'm starting to lose count

Conspiracy

Treason

Espionage

Sedition

Pedophilia

Rape

Corruption (quid pro Joe)

Plagiarism

Mental instability complicated by advanced Alzheimer's dementia

Poopy diaper

I must be missing some

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mrh218 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on what the meaning of "there" is.

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RoofKorean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone give me a link to a good summary of Obamagate/Spygate? I know the gist of it but I can't seem to find a non-biased account of everything that happened.

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America_No_1 1 point ago +1 / -0

YUMMY

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ArcticPharaoh 1 point ago +1 / -0

SNIFF HIM OUT, DONNIE

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BackwoodsBarbie78 1 point ago +1 / -0

They really taking for ever replacing joe ..dragging it out

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chickyrogue 1 point ago +1 / -0

hello

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goldbarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hussein is Hussein.