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JustTheNews 25 points ago +25 / -0

I remember one time when I got lost at the Statue of Liberty with an AT-4, did not know where I was. WTF lol

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Gwoz8881 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was once lost in the Vatican with my A-10 warthog. Honest mistake. Brrrrrrrtt

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JustTheNews 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doesnt even compare when i was lost in a transgender bathroom with a sharpened rusty spoon.

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Gwoz8881 5 points ago +5 / -0

You had a 41% chance of not getting out of there alive

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JustTheNews 4 points ago +4 / -0

was doing discount sex changes

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UndercoverSpez 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey shit happens man

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rip Torn agrees with you

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha, that was cray yo! Yeah, these kids were merely protesting with an AK cause their buddy got arrested the other day. So, yeah.

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JustTheNews 3 points ago +3 / -0

Part of being an adult is making sure you are not in the wrong place with an AK. Either way, they trespassed with a deadly weapon. The punishment would be the same for everyone. Therefore it is generally considered common sense not to hop fences to million-dollar resorts with a loaded AK

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BunnyPicnic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was once lost in an junior high girls locker room. So many new invigorating smells, I thought I was in a garden---Joe Biden

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Shreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

Massive security failure. How were they allowed to jump the fence without the Secret Service intercepting them?

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xxxMAGA420xxx 2 points ago +3 / -1

I doubt mar a lago is locked down very tight when Trump isn't there.

Libruls already complain Trump spends too much money on secret service, but fuck that noise.

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Shwoogin 12 points ago +12 / -0

You don't flee when lost, you ask the guys where you are and how to get out. You also don't climb walls when you're lost. Unless you came from inside the wall, then it's pretty obvious going over the wall isn't how to get back on track... with your gun.

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SpezisaRetard 7 points ago +7 / -0

They fled when a police car pulled up on them sitting in a car then drove away. Doesn’t seem like an attack on the president.

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TEXinLA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Very serious.

Their names and ages need to be released even if they are less than 18.

And charge them as adults due to the gun.

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DankoJones84 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the media we're talking about. They don't know a mag release from a forward assist. The headline had me pretty confused as well. But yeah, now that you mention it, Mini-14 sounds like a pretty good bet. They probably heard the number 14 and assumed that means it holds 14 rounds. There was some video I saw a while ago where a guy was on the street asking people what they think about gun control laws, and none of them had any idea what they were even talking about. One guy was saying he thinks "high capacity" mags should be banned, and he thought a .38 holds 38 rounds, a .44 holds 44 rounds, etc.

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DankoJones84 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't buy a Norinco anyway. From what I hear they're decent guns, but I like to express my patriotism in my choice of firearms. USA, 2A erryday!

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DankoJones84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, if you really want a foreign-made semiauto rifle you have to get one that was chopped up and brought in as a parts kit, then reassembled in order to get around the silly import ban. The one Kamala Harris said she'd enact, even though it already exists. The big European manufacturers like HK and Sig opened factories in the US as another way around it. Gun laws are so stupid.

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PrimoVixere 8 points ago +8 / -0

i member when i stumbled into the white house with my m32 grenade laucher

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was all like "Woah! Wrong hotel room, pardon!"

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HumbleMemeFarmer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let me guess, a lot of Chinese surnames?

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DrDT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to ask this ^^

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

SS should have Bang-Ding-Ow'd them a bit before turning them over.

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DankoJones84 6 points ago +6 / -0

mini AK-47

What?

14 round magazine

What??

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ByteKnight321 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Question also

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xxxMAGA420xxx 0 points ago +1 / -1

If I had to guess, they're probably talking about an ak 47 pistol (think about the similar size difference between an ar 15 and the ar 15 pistol)

As for the magazine, its probably a typo and should be 15.

Some states limit magazine capacity to 15 rounds regardless of gun, although Florida isn't one of those states.

shrugs Who knows.

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Ninki333 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gavrilo Princip Was but a boy(19) when he killed the archduke Franz Ferdinand

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LeoFrankWindChime 4 points ago +5 / -1

Those rowdy Mormons!

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking Amish! Go back to your horse & buggies!

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MAGA_100X 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were these peaceful AKs?

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xxxMAGA420xxx 2 points ago +3 / -1

This does feel like one of those plausible deniability stories.

If the teens were able to ditch the bag before being caught it could set up an assassination attempt.

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mardybum 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like they think life is like a video game and no one will doubt them when they say they found an abandoned rifle and just climbed a wall because it was there.

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WopNine17plus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, happens all the time. I got lost one time with my RPG. Those things are too heavy to carry around town.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 1 point ago +1 / -0

if they were conservatives they would have been arrested as terrorists right now

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Highball 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened to rifles bring fully semi automatic? Or was that just the AR-15?

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CovefeefevoC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Devil's advocate- anyone who has been to that part of WPB it's a weird maze out on the island. I live 15 minutes south but will regularly ride through it on my way north on my motorcycle along A1A, unless you are a local you will get lost in just that particular area because different land lots are either away from the water or next to it but they didn't know what the hell to do with the road/streets so right around Mar-a-Lago and the Breakers the streets/road turn into a spaghetti mess. I live right next to one of the draw bridges (10 min walk from the beach). Most of A1A isn't like that- but there it is. That's devil's advocate mode - Being armed - that kills the argument, lost or not - don't care, treat it as worst case scenario. Just wanted to give my perspective as a "local." Also. Mar-a-Lago actually doesn't look like anything special compared to the rest of the multi-million dollar estates along A1A - If you didn't know what you were looking for you likely wouldn't be able to pick it out - not because fo the way it looks, but because of the way everything else looks. Right around here is where a ton of really wealthy individuals and personalities have pretty well hidden homes away from homes. Partly hidden because "Everything looks the same to outsiders." Florida has a certain apparent sameness to the untrained eye.

My gut tells me that these were gangbangers - not political operatives - but gang activity out there isn't a thing and that's why they stood out like a sore thumb. Still, You "Accidentally" climb into the sitting president's back yard armed - (or any president really) - congratulations, you are grand prize winner of free 8x8 room an board vacation, meals included.

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if they will know where they are when they are in jail for 20 years.

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mickusa1 0 points ago +1 / -1

“Teens” let’s see them..