Seems like every time we have a big election one of them rolls around. I know how to fight a pandemic, you go after it like Joe Louis did and just pow, you knock it right out. Trump doesn't know how to do that, he's a bureaucrat. Not like me you know, I'm Average Joe! I'm ready for a scuffle! If you can't handle that, then vote for Trump in 2020! See if I care! I think you whippersnappers can figure it out. If you can't, go to joebiden dot info, they'll set you straight! me and Barack remember? hey you aint black Jack Makes the hairs stand up on my legs too I like when my granddaughter rubs my calves where was I? Me and Barack both were senators too in Maine- Like my grandpa told me one time while grandma was in the kitchen, boy sometimes she would make so much racket with those big 'ol cast iron skillets, remember those things? Man, I'll never forget those biscuits. She used to put real butter on 'em, not that crap you get in the store, real butter, Jack! Lets do some pushups. She used to milk that funny old cow now and then, she had one of those old butter-churns, I remember she'd just be yankin' and yankin' on that broom handle and eventually, open 'er up and there's butter in there! Now that's how you make biscuits. me and Barack remember? hey you aint black lying dog faced pony soilder!! My son - not the crackhead the one who - my deceased son, who was on the board of Burisma, Hunter who dated his dead brothers wife - was the Attorney General of the Ukraine I mean you know, the thing man - me and Barack remember? and before that, he was a federal prosecutor in one of the largest offices, in you know the thing c'mon man, in the country of Philadelphia. Lets do some pushups. Then the cat jumped off the window-sill and knocked that plate off the table, it was just a mess, you never saw such hysteria. lying dog faced pony soilder where was I ? I miss that cat, he was a pretty good cat except for that time with the biscuits. See folks, that's why you need to vote for me, especially if you're a person of color or one of our fine upstanding undocumented citizens, I think that's what we're saying now. Lets do some pushups. I survived a pandemic, hell I survived 4 or 5 of 'em.
.... sometimes she would make so much racket with those big 'ol cast iron skillets, remember those things? Man, I'll never forget those biscuits. She used to put real butter on 'em, not that crap you get in the store, real butter, Jack!
Seems like every time we have a big election one of them rolls around. I know how to fight a pandemic, you go after it like Joe Louis did and just pow, you knock it right out. Trump doesn't know how to do that, he's a bureaucrat. Not like me you know, I'm Average Joe! I'm ready for a scuffle! If you can't handle that, then vote for Trump in 2020! See if I care! I think you whippersnappers can figure it out. If you can't, go to joebiden dot info, they'll set you straight! me and Barack remember? hey you aint black Jack Makes the hairs stand up on my legs too I like when my granddaughter rubs my calves where was I? Me and Barack both were senators too in Maine- Like my grandpa told me one time while grandma was in the kitchen, boy sometimes she would make so much racket with those big 'ol cast iron skillets, remember those things? Man, I'll never forget those biscuits. She used to put real butter on 'em, not that crap you get in the store, real butter, Jack! Lets do some pushups. She used to milk that funny old cow now and then, she had one of those old butter-churns, I remember she'd just be yankin' and yankin' on that broom handle and eventually, open 'er up and there's butter in there! Now that's how you make biscuits. me and Barack remember? hey you aint black lying dog faced pony soilder!! My son - not the crackhead the one who - my deceased son, who was on the board of Burisma, Hunter who dated his dead brothers wife - was the Attorney General of the Ukraine I mean you know, the thing man - me and Barack remember? and before that, he was a federal prosecutor in one of the largest offices, in you know the thing c'mon man, in the country of Philadelphia. Lets do some pushups. Then the cat jumped off the window-sill and knocked that plate off the table, it was just a mess, you never saw such hysteria. lying dog faced pony soilder where was I ? I miss that cat, he was a pretty good cat except for that time with the biscuits. See folks, that's why you need to vote for me, especially if you're a person of color or one of our fine upstanding undocumented citizens, I think that's what we're saying now. Lets do some pushups. I survived a pandemic, hell I survived 4 or 5 of 'em.
I got tears it's so funny!! :D