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Say What? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by melaniaforever ago by melaniaforever +3073 / -0
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Corpsman 123 points ago +125 / -2

Wait till you hear his favorite age! Also seven!

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ChrisSuperDude 68 points ago +68 / -0

Joe Biden's girlfriend called him a "pedophile" last week. Biden was surprised that a 5 year old knew such a big word.

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Rhayne -5 points ago +13 / -18

This is stolen from a joke.

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NomadicKrow 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm surprised a kid that young knows that joke.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, it is actually a fact.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is the comment I came here to see

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 9 points ago +9 / -0

His favorite gender is seven too

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Corpsman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are you trying to discriminate against other 56493875390 genders!?!?!? How could you comrade?!

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trump212121 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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sweetcheeks 6 points ago +6 / -0

lmao

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rockaustin 40 points ago +40 / -0

Please tell me this is a thing that happened.

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Ptannerdactyl 37 points ago +39 / -2

I desperately need context

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deleted 59 points ago +59 / -0
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Kosecant 23 points ago +23 / -0

For some reason I can only upvote you once. That is a tragedy.

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dnile1000bc 24 points ago +24 / -0

Maybe he's learning to code and he's referring to RGB Hex code #007... or more likely he's just senile.

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ILearnedToCode 16 points ago +16 / -0

And #000007 is black; his favorite color is black.

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

And blue.

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Mcdaguc 19 points ago +20 / -1

Are you a junkie? 7 is the color of love, don’t be a nazi this is about the soul of America. I, Joe Biden am running for class President.

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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I_LUV_WINNING 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you dont like what i got to say then vote for the other guy!

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IwantmyCountryback 12 points ago +12 / -0

C’mon man. It’s the thing.

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NomadicKrow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, don't forget about 7TEEN, the color of all the freed slaves! We have to celebrate this!

Don't tell me you've never heard of 7TEEN, you fucking bigots.

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behemoth887 18 points ago +18 / -0

i don't need a cognitive ability test to tell you elephants are taller than giraffes cowboy. now throw down before i get the pony soldiers to run your ass over with a corn pop cereral is probably my favorite but you know what they say about donald trump is afraid to face the real questions that i face every day is a day that ends in y and you know what that mean is just another word for average is what you would call the joe who is going to cast his vote for me in september 1st is labor day which is the second most popular holiday in american history to juneteenth when i learned about roaches jumping on my lap and i love it when kids jump on my lap.

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is actually more coherent than many of Joe's statements.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

C’mon man

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if you’re memeing or if Joe Biden thinks he is replying to an email on reddit.edu

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Nezock_theKnight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe-Pedo would be the PERFECT contestant on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy!

I know it's a fake show, and SNL sucks now, but those were great skits.

Joe-Pedo's favorite month: Febtober Joe-Pedo's favorite category: TheRapist

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen Fat

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

He thought you said "colored" and answered with an age.

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Adhal 4 points ago +4 / -0

years old

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MagaloriousMax512 3 points ago +3 / -0

No wait til u hear his favorite drink! Also seven!

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Houdini 3 points ago +3 / -0

The seventh color of you know... the thing!

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TheLoCoRaven 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need a shitpost tag if this isn’t accurate. Cause none of us can tell. I have to remind myself Babylon Bee isn’t real enough as it is.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

We got a source on this?

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katsumi27 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was windshield.

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GasStationBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems are pretty much stuck with old oatmeal brain. They've probably already got the phony ballots all printed up with Biden's name on them to bring to swing state districts.

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Hillandbill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to name my kid Seven!