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posted ago by sharksgrill [M] ago by sharksgrill +2335 / -0

Hellooooo, late night crew! Welcome back to LADIES’ NIGHT on your favorite social media platform, theDonald.win!

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u/sharksgrill here along with our other lady mods u/Ivaginaryfriend and u/SheGuevara2020!

Burritos, body cams, and bears—oh my!

We had quite a meme-ventful week. I hope you didn't miss out, but if you did, come chat with us in the comments and we can fill you in.


FLOTUS with the Mostest

Our beautiful First Lady Melania has been doing a lot of great work with foster care kids through Be Best. Here's an excerpt from the White House article:

The Trump administration is committed to ensuring that children benefit from the care and support of loving, permanent families, preferably in their own homes whenever possible. We are doing all we can to establish commonsense solutions that best serve our children in the welfare system.

You can read some of her tweets about it here, here, and here.


Be sure to check out https://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/ for other upcoming online MAGA events!


Last but not least, some [10s (teens?…idk) tunes] for your evening:

1911 - Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Henry Burr and the Peerless Quartet
1912 - I Love You Truly - Elsie Baker
2012 - Best of 2012 Pop Mashup - Anthem Lights
2013 - Monsters - Imagine Dragons
1914 - The Lark Ascending - Ralph Vaughn Williams

And...just for our resident Shitpostmaster General u/D4rkd3str0yer

2013/2015 - Booka Shake Remix - Muslim Party Hard

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Kekistan69 27 points ago +27 / -0

We literally have a super model as FLOTUS. Does it get anymore AMERICAN?

Thanks mods for all you do!

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Kekistan69 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm not much into fashion but when I saw her at the inauguration in that Kennedy dress I was really stunned by her beauty and poise. It felt good to finally be proud of our First Lady again

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knittinkittens 24 points ago +24 / -0

My dad used to sing "Let Me Call You Sweetheart" to me when I was a little girl. Makes me tear up over half a century later. Lost my dad in April 2016, so unfortunately he voted for Hillary in November 😉.

Here's to great dads!!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's a sweet song. A nice melody.

Rip to your pops pede

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sharksgrill [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Such a sweet story ♥️ Thank you for sharing that.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

<3 <3 <3

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gidget 21 points ago +21 / -0

Always glad to be here with my fellow MAGA ladies!

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TendiesHitTheFloor 11 points ago +11 / -0

I need more MAGA ladies irl! But I’m thankful to have my TD.win fam

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OnlyAmerica 9 points ago +9 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ChelseaHubbell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ladies night at .win does not exclude men. That's something we need to dispell.

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Bball-gurl 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lady pede here from NYC, Lord save me.
I need to get the fuck out of dodge and find me a real man 🤠

MAGA 2020 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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lifeisahologram 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good luck 🍀!

I’m doing my own exodus as well. Live in Oregon and ducking hate everything about it!

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Nyy817 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come to FL! We need to keep it red.

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am thinking about it. I’m deciding between South Dakota, Oklahoma, Texas, and Florida, all for different reasons. Possibly Iowa too.

I would really like the cheap airfare and big city access that Florida and Texas offer. But coming from Oregon, part of me doesn’t even want to see another liberal piece of shit at all. I’ve lost all patience for even being nice to the “sane” liberals.

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XcaliburCaliber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same insomuch as it has to do with politics and government. As far as natural beauty and family, that’s the only reason I’m still here.

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SethRichsgoldwatch 19 points ago +19 / -0

The Donald.win is my most visited website. I spend more time there than any other social media platform. Have you heard of it?

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trailerman168233 7 points ago +7 / -0

Old guy here. love it.

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trailerman168233 5 points ago +5 / -0

What have we done to our children. Work tomorrow. Out. KAG.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have nurtured and encouraged them. I don't even have kids and I have always tried to set a proper example for children and encouraged them to do well in school.

Biden and all those Leftist commies, Epstein and Jizz-lane, Bill Clinton, and the Planned Parenthood enthusiasts... I don't even want to know what horrors they have wrought for their own pleasure and profits.

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glevert 5 points ago +5 / -0

Condolences concerning your cousin. I hate the politics that allow people to riot or have huge funerals for some people, but the regular, law-abiding person can't say goodbye to their loved ones.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've just lost 2 close friends in the last two months, neither were allowed a proper funeral (nor proper visits in the hospital.) <3 <3 <3

>But St Floyd the Non-Compliant got a nationally-televised state-funeral packed with DNC politicians and celebrities, with Worst 0bama giving Biden's campaign speech in his place. (And Pelosi presented his family with a Folded Flag as if he were a military hero.)

The DNC/MSM/Soros alliance could not possibly be any more condescending and tone-deaf. In a hyped-up pandemic they have taken full advantage of, while deliberately shutting down our economy and ordering the general public to quarantine at home (yet encouraging protests, rioting and looting) they would dare broadcast a lavish attention-seeking "memorial service" for a doped-up felon who died in the process of resisting arrest- while honest law-abiding citizens are not allowed a proper funeral. It's blatant disrespect for Traditional Americans, and even for the entitled self-obsessed minions of the DNC, quite a despicable act. But... that's what they do.

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HumblePede 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yay for our awesome LadyPede mods! LadyPede power!

I especially love the shout outs you give our beautiful FLOTUS. She's doing great things for the most vulnerable children of our country and she deserves for her message to be heard.

As always, thanks ladies.

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sharksgrill [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Woop woop! Thanks for showing up!

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loric4882 8 points ago +8 / -0

c'mon man!

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Nyy817 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t question him. You heard what he did to Cornpop. Be careful

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Sigma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why why why why why why why?!

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Nyy817 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is it about the smell of a young ladies hair that’s so intoxicating?

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MixedBlacknWhite 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yall behave, I'm watching you.. especially you, guy who has no shirt on because it's a little humid in his house and he doesnt have AC.

BTW- a decent late night snack, graham crackers. Not nearly as bad for you as I thought they would be.. we wont mention that I use them to scoop cheesecake ice cream out of the bowl with, not sure why I said that last part. There I go, oversharing again

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Kekistan69 7 points ago +7 / -0

get it dog with those snacks lol

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sharksgrill [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahaha I feel ya on that one bud. I haven’t been able to find plain (or just non fruit flavored) cheesecake ice cream anywhere besides Coldstone. What brand is yours?

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MixedBlacknWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Typical store generic brand. I am not a fancy boy :/

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Lampshade714 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hello ladies! I’m new to the group and this is my first post! my brother had mentioned this site before and I’ve finally decided to join :]

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Nyy817 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome! Not a lady but always enjoy seeing our great Trump supporting ladies here. This site is so high energy, it’ll make your head spin! Believe me.

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glevert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome!

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yay! Moar frens <3 <3 <3

MAGA

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kono_hito_wa 15 points ago +16 / -1

Whenever I see this thread stickied, I imagine all of you in here listening to Kool & The Gang with disco balls spinning.

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kono_hito_wa 5 points ago +6 / -1

THAT's what I'm talkin bout.

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ElegantVelociraptor 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have it on repeat!

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GodfreydeBullion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omg I thought I was the only one that got that song stuck in their heads!

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a reference most of these tikitok kids don't understand

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mateus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes! Fashion mags should be crawling all over each other to feature FLOTUS.

BTW, Get this: I saw a pic of Mrs. Trump at the Mt. Rushmore event, and it mentioned her dress, from Carolina Herrera. Now, she's worn CH creations at least four times that I've seen, and that's only in the last few months.

So imagine my surprise when I went to Wikipedia to check out CH's fragrances (because I used to like her signature one), and read in the preface, that "Jacqueline Onassis, Laura Bush, and Michelle Obama" wore her designs. WTH?? So I EDITED the article to add MELANIA TRUMP.

I only edit Wikipedia for grammar and spelling, so this was new for me, but I couldn't help myself. Anyway, the correction is still there, but it's black instead of blue. Uh-oh lol.

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PaigeAshley 13 points ago +13 / -0

Majestic Melania! Marvelous Mods! MAGAnificent Memes! Melodious Music!

Thanks Lady Mods for tonight's roundup of news and the general spiciness of the week. 👍

And for fun...

Our National Anthem as you've never seen it before!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hmrgJNWq5U8

And a Patriotic Magician does a card trick that will leave you impressed and beaming with pride for our Country and our Military.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BgxSnsQVjJg

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love the surprise ending on the canvas!

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's an awesome surprise! He's very talented. :)

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neato! ^ Those links are must-see! ^

<3 <3 <3

MAGA

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NoMoreLies 8 points ago +8 / -0

Been getting kinda lonely. Not much of a big deal though

How are you doing, Joe’s Husband? (Nice username lol)

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trump212121 11 points ago +11 / -0

PATRIOTS!! We have the best women!! MAGA

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 13 points ago +13 / -0

Big Mike in the house!

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loric4882 3 points ago +3 / -0

F

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GodfreydeBullion 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hope everyone is having a good evening! Sitting here in bed with my baby waiting for her to fall asleep. I would like to tell myself that as soon as she's asleep I am going to get up to shenanigans with the husband but we both know we're falling asleep right after lol.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

<3 <3 <3

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +12 / -1

Here's the Linkin Park remix Trump team used that got them butthurt

https://youtu.be/WNeLUngb-Xg

The Trump ad

https://youtu.be/NQvGhXYAqKw

MAGA KAG 2020

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ElectricChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was a great ad, too bad cucks gonna cuck.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck Linkin Park, Hollywood elites, most likely Tom Hanks and Oprah, had Chester Bennington killed and they side with the party responsible for his assassins.

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Savage2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think choosing that song was intentional/code/attention

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 11 points ago +11 / -0

A TRUMPSTER

A TRUMPSTER

I'VE TURNED INTO A TRUMPSTER

AND WE JUST KEEP GETTING STRONGER

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sharksgrill [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well played!

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Free0fReddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks for all the hard work you do ladies. Keep on trucking 🇺🇸👍🤟

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 9 points ago +9 / -0

So, sharksgrill.. are we talking about a grill that specializes in shark meat? Maybe shark burritos? Or maybe it's a grill owned by someone named Shark?

(Forgive me I'm hungry)

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sharksgrill [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for asking haha. I like the Sharks (NHL team) and I am a grill. Because everyone knows there are no girls on the internet

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is Based. I've never met someone who identifies as an old-school flame powered grill, but I like it. You must be sizzlin!

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Portland is a mess

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VinlandThistle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Portland is a waste

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 6 points ago +6 / -0

They sing about heart a lot. And the accent helps.

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Pomilui 8 points ago +8 / -0

<3 I miss you Sharks! <3

Are you watching hockey? I'm boycotting it.

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TSowell 7 points ago +7 / -0

My close friend works for one of the major league clubs, and he says that a lot of the players are republican/trump supporters. I feel a lot of the grandstanding in the league is purely superficial, but I don't blame you for boycotting.

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ElegantVelociraptor 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's such a strange time in history... It used to be that the rule was to not bring political discussion to work, and now your employer is putting that discussion into your mouth for you.

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sharksgrill [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG POM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!! It’s been so long!! <3 and nah I don’t have cable so I haven’t been watching. Plus the sharks aren’t in playoffs anyway so I don’t care much lol

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lord_nougat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blimey!

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ElegantVelociraptor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Happy Wednesday, Ladies!

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nyctob0t 6 points ago +6 / -0

Henlo shark fren

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sharksgrill [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nycto fren!!! <3 good to see you!!

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SavingPrivateGrace 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hello my fellow Lady Pede's...How's Twatter?

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's my LATE NIGHT CREW!!! <3 <3 <3

High Energy WINsomniacs!!!

>and Australians <3 <3 <3

Happy Farmworker Appreciation Day !!! <3 <3 <3

>Also, moar fun with MAGA Bear lulz

Make Allnighters Great Again!!!

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glevert 5 points ago +5 / -0

I enjoy the recaps, because I sometimes miss something.

I like to follow our FLOTUS, too, but I can't handle Twitter. The comments on her Tweets cause brain cancer.

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sharksgrill [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha so glad you like it

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NPCNN 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤔🇺🇲

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Ladies' Night" in my Late Night Crew?

How dare you!

-Greta von sharksgrill

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TheYoungSpergs 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's very difficult to see Hilary Hahn play and not fall in love with her.

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sharksgrill [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trueeee she’s amazing. I think she and Joshua Bell are my favorite violinists as of now.

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bluesbravo 4 points ago +4 / -0

We all know poor kids are just as smart as our white kids, c’mon man you know the thing with - why the hell would I take a test? are you a junkie? - Jill I hear a doorbell or the chimney- Hey Cornpop was a tough dude back in the day by the swimming pools and movie stars with razor blades and gangs in urban jungles with lock on the chain my hand you know man the thing and the - Hey lets do some pushups fat - and Big Mike Barack, President in America Kamala Obama with the thing man, the vice principal - c'mon man you know the thing - hey remember Barack we go way back with Clintons lying dog faced pony soilder and the pedo island in airplanes and the blue dress- Jill I gotta go make pee pee again, need the bedtime jammies - Its getting late, prunes and apple juice before nap - you know the thing man, c’mon me and Barack you remember- interview with the thing early tomorrow or January - I’m here today to for ask a quick favor, we need your help to beat the worst president in Canadian history, Donald Bush. He has left Billions homeless, and thousands of Guns to die to moms. Trump will deploy his army if he wins, on poor helpless - hey you aint black

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

C'mon, man! This reminds me back in 2nd grade when my Dad took me to grandpa's farm to see the dog-faced ponies. I was a bright little kid back then, straight-B student. I asked my dad if there really were needles in the haystacks, and he said "I donno, son. But you'll never know til you find out!" I learned a lot about perseverance that day, just digging and digging through all that hay, the deeper I got the more I sneezed but I just kept on digging. Man, I really wanted that needle. I was gonna take that needle to school in my Roy Rogers lunchbox, maybe stick somebody or put it in the teacher's chair. I never did like that old bag, all wrinkly and used-up, looked like she oughta be in a nursing home. Why would anybody put up with an old fossil like that? Anyway, I never did find that needle and what made matters worse, my grandpa tanned my hide for messing up his haystack cause the cows and the pony-faced dogs wouldn't eat it after that. I'll never forget that drive home into the city, hay sticking out of my hair, sneezing and sneezing and sneezing. Every time I sneezed Dad would laugh and laugh, saying "Little Joe, if you flunk 3rd grade I'm leaving you out there with Grandpa. You'll be big enough to work by then." Well, that scared me so bad I quit eating vegetables for two years and that's how I got the rickets, so I sure showed him, didn't I? Mom took me to the doctor and man, he gave me a big ol' shot that hurt for a week, that old so & so. Dagnabbit, I can still feel it just from thinking about it. Then when we got home, my Dad asked me "Hey Joe, did you find the needle yet?" and had a good ol' laugh. And that's what perseverance means to me: in the end I did find that needle, it just wasn't in the haystack. But they wouldn't let me take it home, so eventually I found a sharp little stick in the yard and made do with that. Good ol' American ingenuity, that's what we need around here. Trump the Tweeter, he doesn't get any of this stuff, he just doesn't. Probably ate all his vegetables, maybe even a couple of fruits. Says he's never even caught a cold, how is he gonna know how to handle this health crisis? That's crazy, man. If that's the kind of guy you trust, vote for Donald Trump. I don't care. I'm sorry, what was the question?

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bluesbravo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats awesome!

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

See, that's what a cud-chewing candy-headed postage-stamp eater might say. Kids got no attention span today, everybody's walking around staring at those little video game things I see everybody talking to. That's not how we beat the Germans at Pearl Harbor, man! Before that, we had to use those big cannons. Took 4 or 5 guys to shoot the damn thing, somebody had to jam that big ram-rod in there every time, it was just a nightmare. That's why you need a guy like me in charge ya see, I understand modern warfare. That's why they're choosing a strong sassy woman of color as my President, we would never have won the War Between The States without their stunning and brave contributions. Like my grandpa told me one time while grandma was in the kitchen, boy sometimes she would make so much racket with those big 'ol cast iron skillets, remember those things? Man, I'll never forget those biscuits. She used to put real butter on 'em, not that crap you get in the store, real butter, Jack! She used to milk that funny old cow now and then, she had one of those old butter-churns, I remember she'd just be yankin' and yankin' on that broom handle and eventually, open 'er up and there's butter in there! Now that's how you make biscuits. She'd get done, and grandpa would say "See Little Joe, that's why I married her." I don't blame the old codger, I'd have married her too if she wasn't so old but I'm not kidding you, those were some damn good biscuits. Grandma almost won a prize for 'em at the county fair, but it got cancelled for the measles. She was mad as hornets, that big pile of biscuits just sitting there with no county fair to go to. Me and grandpa kept trying to sneak one, she just kept slapping our hands away, grandpa's yelling at her "Eugenia! Those biscuits ain't going nowhere, the fair's cancelled!!!" Then the cat jumped off the window-sill and knocked that plate off the table, it was just a mess, you never saw such hysteria. I miss that cat, he was a pretty good cat except for that time with the biscuits. See folks, that's why you need to vote for me, especially if you're a person of color or one of our fine upstanding undocumented citizens, I think that's what we're saying now. I survived a pandemic, hell I survived 4 or 5 of 'em. Seems like every time we have a big election one of them rolls around. I know how to fight a pandemic, you go after it like Joe Louis did and just pow, you knock it right out. Trump doesn't know how to do that, he's a bureaucrat. Not like me you know, I'm Average Joe! I'm ready for a scuffle! If you can't handle that, then vote for Trump in 2020! See if I care! I think you whippersnappers can figure it out. If you can't, go to joebiden dot info, they'll set you straight!

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bluesbravo 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG plz give me more - this is gold

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you <3 <3 <3

I need to write some more of these, all the conditions have to be right to make it all blast out in a big stream of consciousness : )

>I've been un-well lately so I'm not at the peak of my powers <3 <3 <3

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bluesbravo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get well soon

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you <3 <3 <3 I'm getting there! (If all goes well I'll be tip top before The Election anyway : )

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

TFW you upvote to 1776.

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOLCATS!!! Styxhexenhammer today: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Kindergarten Cop Too Edgy for Cringe Fringe Snowflakes (Strong language of course, it's Styxhexenhammer)

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Hilary Hahn piece is amazing.

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