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Burritos, body cams, and bears—oh my!
We had quite a meme-ventful week. I hope you didn't miss out, but if you did, come chat with us in the comments and we can fill you in.
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Our beautiful First Lady Melania has been doing a lot of great work with foster care kids through Be Best. Here's an excerpt from the White House article:
The Trump administration is committed to ensuring that children benefit from the care and support of loving, permanent families, preferably in their own homes whenever possible. We are doing all we can to establish commonsense solutions that best serve our children in the welfare system.
You can read some of her tweets about it here, here, and here.
Be sure to check out https://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/ for other upcoming online MAGA events!
Last but not least, some [10s (teens?…idk) tunes] for your evening:
1911 - Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Henry Burr and the Peerless Quartet
1912 - I Love You Truly - Elsie Baker
2012 - Best of 2012 Pop Mashup - Anthem Lights
2013 - Monsters - Imagine Dragons
1914 - The Lark Ascending - Ralph Vaughn Williams
And...just for our resident Shitpostmaster General u/D4rkd3str0yer …
2013/2015 - Booka Shake Remix - Muslim Party Hard
We all know poor kids are just as smart as our white kids, c’mon man you know the thing with - why the hell would I take a test? are you a junkie? - Jill I hear a doorbell or the chimney- Hey Cornpop was a tough dude back in the day by the swimming pools and movie stars with razor blades and gangs in urban jungles with lock on the chain my hand you know man the thing and the - Hey lets do some pushups fat - and Big Mike Barack, President in America Kamala Obama with the thing man, the vice principal - c'mon man you know the thing - hey remember Barack we go way back with Clintons lying dog faced pony soilder and the pedo island in airplanes and the blue dress- Jill I gotta go make pee pee again, need the bedtime jammies - Its getting late, prunes and apple juice before nap - you know the thing man, c’mon me and Barack you remember- interview with the thing early tomorrow or January - I’m here today to for ask a quick favor, we need your help to beat the worst president in Canadian history, Donald Bush. He has left Billions homeless, and thousands of Guns to die to moms. Trump will deploy his army if he wins, on poor helpless - hey you aint black
C'mon, man! This reminds me back in 2nd grade when my Dad took me to grandpa's farm to see the dog-faced ponies. I was a bright little kid back then, straight-B student. I asked my dad if there really were needles in the haystacks, and he said "I donno, son. But you'll never know til you find out!" I learned a lot about perseverance that day, just digging and digging through all that hay, the deeper I got the more I sneezed but I just kept on digging. Man, I really wanted that needle. I was gonna take that needle to school in my Roy Rogers lunchbox, maybe stick somebody or put it in the teacher's chair. I never did like that old bag, all wrinkly and used-up, looked like she oughta be in a nursing home. Why would anybody put up with an old fossil like that? Anyway, I never did find that needle and what made matters worse, my grandpa tanned my hide for messing up his haystack cause the cows and the pony-faced dogs wouldn't eat it after that. I'll never forget that drive home into the city, hay sticking out of my hair, sneezing and sneezing and sneezing. Every time I sneezed Dad would laugh and laugh, saying "Little Joe, if you flunk 3rd grade I'm leaving you out there with Grandpa. You'll be big enough to work by then." Well, that scared me so bad I quit eating vegetables for two years and that's how I got the rickets, so I sure showed him, didn't I? Mom took me to the doctor and man, he gave me a big ol' shot that hurt for a week, that old so & so. Dagnabbit, I can still feel it just from thinking about it. Then when we got home, my Dad asked me "Hey Joe, did you find the needle yet?" and had a good ol' laugh. And that's what perseverance means to me: in the end I did find that needle, it just wasn't in the haystack. But they wouldn't let me take it home, so eventually I found a sharp little stick in the yard and made do with that. Good ol' American ingenuity, that's what we need around here. Trump the Tweeter, he doesn't get any of this stuff, he just doesn't. Probably ate all his vegetables, maybe even a couple of fruits. Says he's never even caught a cold, how is he gonna know how to handle this health crisis? That's crazy, man. If that's the kind of guy you trust, vote for Donald Trump. I don't care. I'm sorry, what was the question?
Thats awesome!