And "Lion" is a homonym for lying, "Elephants" are known to be scared to death of God's tiniest and weakest creatures, "Donkeys" are literally asses, the "Green" party is reputed to just sit around smoking weed all day as a political platform, and if you spend your entire life worrying about optics, you're easier to make fun of than the actual names of parties.
You either embrace the anticipated insult and thus denude it of power, or you fear that mere names will have power over you.
I suggest we go all in.
"The Hung Like This (arms splayed out far enough to indicate a bear collar with a Trump 2020 sticker on it) League of Ultra Gay (high energy and always happy) Big Beautiful Black Queer (we are a rather strange motley crew) Bears Who Eat Cock For Breakfast (chicken being the Democrats in this case)" political party.
What are liberals gonna say to that? What can they say to that, without triggering a thousand of their own "homophobic" trap cards and getting #Cancelled by their own?
Someone mentioned the "Bear" party. Kind of like that one too.
And "Lion" is a homonym for lying, "Elephants" are known to be scared to death of God's tiniest and weakest creatures, "Donkeys" are literally asses, the "Green" party is reputed to just sit around smoking weed all day as a political platform, and if you spend your entire life worrying about optics, you're easier to make fun of than the actual names of parties.
You either embrace the anticipated insult and thus denude it of power, or you fear that mere names will have power over you.
I suggest we go all in.
"The Hung Like This (arms splayed out far enough to indicate a bear collar with a Trump 2020 sticker on it) League of Ultra Gay (high energy and always happy) Big Beautiful Black Queer (we are a rather strange motley crew) Bears Who Eat Cock For Breakfast (chicken being the Democrats in this case)" political party.
What are liberals gonna say to that? What can they say to that, without triggering a thousand of their own "homophobic" trap cards and getting #Cancelled by their own?
Did ya have to ruin "bear" for me forever?
Is Trump the best president ever? Does a bear shit in the woods?
Aren't bears a Russian political symbol?
Bears
Beets
Battlestar Electica