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AsaNisiMAGA 156 points ago +156 / -0

I died from net neutrality. And tax cuts.

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Dang 58 points ago +59 / -1

Net neutrality. A day the whole world went away..

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DittoHead 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yes. Pelosi called tax cuts Armageddon. We must be living in some weird afterlife together I guess.

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0v3rKill 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some sort of god awful Hitler remake, I MADE FUCKING CHEESE!

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ChrisSuperDude 35 points ago +35 / -0

I died when I voted for Marsha Blackburn for governor after Taylor Swift told me not to.

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AprilShowers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Marsha's pretty based

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kevinkevin 30 points ago +30 / -0

That's too bad, I can't remember if I died in the nuclear war with North Korea or from climate change after the Paris accord. Might of been the Syrian thing, though. Hard to keep track.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 11 points ago +11 / -0

Y2K killed me :(

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TheYoungSpergs 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm old enough to have been killed by Puff Daddy for not voting for either Bush or Kerry.

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panama_sucks 12 points ago +12 / -0

great britain dissolved into a mad max-style apocalypse after Brexit ... after literal years of leftwing propaganda telling us it would happen

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Leakedgenderfluid 68 points ago +68 / -0

Funny how we never hear about Syria anymore, isnโ€™t it?

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Ninki333 40 points ago +40 / -0

Eh haven't heard anyone bitching about global warming since 2019

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Leakedgenderfluid 30 points ago +30 / -0

That too, but Iโ€™m sure that will be back next year when COVID is ancient history. Summer will invariably be hot, as summer tends to be, and media faggots will make mention of every single record temperature. Liberals will wring their hands and worry about the polar bears, and we will see weather maps that represent every temperature above 70 Fahrenheit as some scary shade of orange to red.

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humped2424 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmao why is this so true

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Ninki333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don' let them use the polar bear angle. Polar bears are thriving despite "global warming" Look up Susan Crockford. She lost her job in academia for putting out evidence to the contrary of the narrative that polar bears are suffering because of receding glacial ice.

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RuleoVicus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Greta fucked it all over ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

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DittoHead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muh kurds!

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

And ISIS, who were kept alive by Obama.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

We were slated for a quagmire of epic proportions there.

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Trumper007 40 points ago +40 / -0

LOL Yeah he kept the oil and made a deal with the SDF who now have their own semi-autonomous zone with the semi blessing of Assad and all is well.

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Yawnz13 -2 points ago +1 / -3

"Imagine letting countries with financial and political interests deal with managing muslim terror"

"US spend billions of dollars and dozens of lives doing it for no reason"

Because the US doesn't fit that first statement at all?

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d_bokk 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't, this is Europe and Asia's problem. There's nothing in the middle east that the US needs other than to make sure none of these psychopaths get nukes. All we have to do is block all migration from the region and the threat to the US becomes negligible... when was the last Islamic terrorist attack in the US? Trump's travel ban made their organizations totally ineffective.

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Yawnz13 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's almost like there haven't been many Islamic attacks on US soil precisely because most of them end up dead due to US actions in the Middle East before they get a chance to get here.

By your logic, no one should wash their hands because you can just take medication to solve an infection.

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d_bokk 1 point ago +1 / -0

There were tons of terrorist attacks during open-borders Bush and Obama. Trump hasn't started a single war in the middle east unlike those two, so under your "logic", that would mean terrorist attacks would increase under Trump, right?

It's the travel ban and not pretending they're a religion of peace that led to the complete absence of Islamic terrorist attacks. Not the neocon wars that only help China and Russia.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many of them were committed on US soil by self-declared Islamists?

Who said anything about starting? As of this current moment, we are still involved in the Middle East, correct? We have soldiers in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia.

How would the wars not help? If you kill them while they're still over there, they can't come over here. Or are you adopting the Trudeau mentality?

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ComeysPrisonWallet 21 points ago +38 / -17

I know what happened.

President Trump tried to withdraw the troops twice and immediately after making the announcement each time, Israel immediately shot missiles into Syria in an attempt to entangle us in their war profiteering... and they lied about it.

With allies like Israel, who needs enemies?


Edit: I've never seen members of this community down-vote the truth so blatantly... I mean these things happened less than two years ago. I wonder what will happen if we find out it was an Israeli jet that bombed Beirut. Will you down-vote that too?

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GlockGoldman 11 points ago +14 / -3

Pretty sure the American Military Industrial Complex is almost entirely WASPs. James Mattis certainly ainโ€™t Jewish. The Israelis donโ€™t need the US to stay in Syria to sort their own shit out. They have been doing it since way before the US sent the first M-16.

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OnlyAmerica 18 points ago +19 / -1

I still cant believe Jim Mattis came out and ruined his own myth. He could have just stayed quiet and he would have kept his urban legends about himself. But no, he just couldn't keep his TDS hidden.

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GlockGoldman 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know what the saddest part of that whole situation was? Barely a few months before that OP-ED he did a proper sit down interview with David Rubenstein for a Bloomberg series on leadership. Itโ€™s actually a great listen and super informative if you view it as a stand-alone piece.

I still want to believe in the myth of Mattis but after that OP-ED I donโ€™t think I can view his opinion subjectively. Dude should have taken his own advice and waited till POTUS finishes his presidency before saying anything.

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OnlyAmerica 4 points ago +5 / -1

I hear ya. I guess it's true that some of these men have ideas so great that they can't live up to them. Take Marcus Aurelius for example, he is the go-to example of stoicism but reading his book you realize it was his way to cope with the tremendous pressures of his role. It's not simply some philosophy that he intended to be passed down -- it was reassurance he wrote for himself.

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GlockGoldman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right I mean history is full of that. Havenโ€™t read a ton into Marcus Aurelius outside of HS history classes. I wouldnโ€™t disregard everything Mattis has ever said or done, I think he is incredibly accomplished. But itโ€™s certainly hard to trust his future statements on such matters.

Likewise the left defers to the fact that the Dec of Independence says โ€œAll men are created equalโ€ yet slavery was still a thing. They use that to justify their current BS. Obviously not a good reason to destroy the country, but it would be interesting to see if any of the framers, founding fathers, acknowledged the contradiction in that given the time period.

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SpaceCadet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wall builders has several videos on that very topic. https://www.facebook.com/WallBuilders1776/videos/300138994511575/?

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Congress. Hollyweird. Corporate News Media.

Shoo away now.

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GlockGoldman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Popeyes. Pizza Hut. Wendyโ€™s. Taco Bell. Donโ€™t forget to bring a towel!

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RuleoVicus 0 points ago +4 / -4

MIC = Israel.

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clarkisland 10 points ago +18 / -8

How dare you!

The following people with dual US/Israeli citizenship are fine people and want only the best for Americans!

Chuck Schumer.
Dianne Feinstein.
Jerry Nadler.
Adam Schiff.
Anthony Weiner.
Rahm Emanuel.
David Axelrod.

All are truly Americaโ€™s greatest allies! /s

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Yawnz13 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Why should we trust you random internet guy?

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OnlyAmerica 5 points ago +8 / -3

Saying 'all (insert random group of people) something' is commie speech.

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svartchimpans 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yeah the hypocritical irony of a person offended by "all whites are bad" happily spewing "all jews are bad". Both statements are sick... MAGA is about all lives.

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JFellows72 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about all commies are bad?

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OnlyAmerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll allow that an exception.

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LurkNoMore 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel it disingenuous to label it as โ€œIsraelโ€ in the same way it would be wrong to blame America as a whole for Fast & Furious. It was a shitty deep state DOJ at the time, not Americans. Thereโ€™s a leftist cabal in Israel, too. Theyโ€™ve been trying to unseat Netanyahu with similar tricks. I think peopleโ€™s hate for Israel is just as misplaced as foreigners hate of โ€œAmericans.โ€

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +2 / -1

Are Weinstein and Epstein Jewish though? A lot of those "strange coincidences" rely entirely on you trusting not only the words of said rapists, but also their detractors who pretty much suck off anyone who confirms their biases.

"Jewish" is the perfect cover for any WASP leftist because it gives them cover against both sides. The low-IQs on the left will see them as just another oppressed minority, and the low-IQs on the right will lap it up "Every. Single. Time".

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ComeysPrisonWallet 3 points ago +11 / -8

You can dispute what happened is you like, but you're wrong.

Israel shot missiles into Syria twice, both times within 24 hours of President Trump announcing his plans to withdraw our troops from Syria.

I'm sorry if you don't like what happened, but that's what happened.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +3 / -2

Source: Trust me

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Pure_Coincidence 1 point ago +2 / -1

"politicians", "deep staters making billions", "global bankers", "politicians in their pockets", "same as they ever were"

Well, yeah.

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RagnarD 4 points ago +8 / -4

With allies like Israel, who needs enemies?

The crew of the USS Liberty would agree with you.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 1 point ago +7 / -6

The same down-vote brigade have now started trying to cover-up what you said. It worries me how "certain people" in our community will throw President Trump and America under the bus, without hesitation, EVERY TIME to cover up the truth about Israel.

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RagnarD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Israel was up to some shady shit in this country around the time of 9/11. The Israelis dancing on that rooftop as the buildings fell. The Israeli "art students" living close to the area where the terrorists lived in Florida. The moving vans (at least one of which tested positive for traces of explosives) driven by Israelis and found near critical infrastructure such as a power substation.

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Comntrinchief [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

LOL

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Trump2020inAZ 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pretty sure the same thing that happened to the war that killing Soleimani started, or the mass raping that Kavanaughโ€™s confirmation brought about, or the death of all Americans when Net Neutrality was repealed

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Evei 12 points ago +12 / -0

I seem to remember something about all the LGBT people being rounded up and put into concentration camps in mid-2016 as well.

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IntergalacticWalrus 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need to make a list of all these things. It would be quite the red pill about media manipulation.

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TruthyBrat 4 points ago +4 / -0

u/heyyoudvd posted this:

https://imgur.com/a/5kKRKqS

Itโ€™s a pretty good list.

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iโ€™m going to expand it with his permission.

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ping me with the result, if you donโ€™t mind. Iโ€™d like to see it.

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stonepony 18 points ago +19 / -1

Sorry, can't hear you, I was killed by his tax cuts and global warming after he got us out of the Paris accords.

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cccpneveragain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Death by a thousand tax cuts, right?

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

More than that actually. And the spice, too! All those upper middle class that got a meh cut that blogged lies about it saying they paid more (without specifics of course).

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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Net Neutrality killed my puppy. No lie.

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Syxx573 16 points ago +16 / -0

MUH KURDS! THINK OF THE KURDS!

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lord_nougat 8 points ago +8 / -0

AND WHEY!

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Miss Muffet was genocided!

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

SHE OPPRESSED THAT POOR TUFFET!

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Little Miss Muffet is racist! Where's the statue?

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lord_nougat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antifa pulverized it.

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Dallasguy 14 points ago +14 / -0

There was a fireworks show and they were slaughtered.

Source: ABC news.

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/Pf8PvDMPgI8

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Peashout 12 points ago +12 / -0

That was in the news for all of 3 days?

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SSJ3NAPPA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ill tell ya what i remember!

MSM: Trump pulling out of Syria is a huge .win for isis

one week later

MSM: Trump kills the top two leaders of isis

Me the entire time: ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +9 / -1

BOOM!!!! Headshot! Great point!!!!!!

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pray_for_kekistan 5 points ago +6 / -1

I lasted through so much, but finally the Fish tank cleaner and injecting bleach did me in.

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cccpneveragain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once their leaders in the DNC were able to leverage the power of Saint Floyd and bring the fighting to US soil, they were no longer necessary. Legend has it they are all hanging out on the border sitting inside social distancing circles. Of course with a mask on. How could they miss the opportunity to show how much they care about their fellow xir and let everyone else know they are taking this virus seriously?

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philandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I died daily the last several months from not wearing a mask when told to.

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interestingly enough... I have started to crave Brain...

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NO_RINOs 6 points ago +6 / -0

End all endless wars!

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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

remember that time the fake news tried claiming a gun show exhibition was footage of Kurds being slaughtered lmao

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Dominick 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sure that our YPG "allies" are hard at work butchering innocent people, as terrorists are wont to do.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

What about those Koi fish Blonald Grumpf overfed?! ARE THEY OKAY?

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aintgotnotimefothis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Japan swore revenge for that and they are now murdering whales at twice their previous rate.

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CrystalPlatypus 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're not dead? I'm dead.

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never_forget_seth 4 points ago +4 / -0

My family is from Syria. The real genocide was when we decided to arm the Islamists in the first place. Were it not for us encouraging the civil war, the government would have crushed the jihadists and life would have gone on. Assad isn't a good guy by any means, but there is currently no viable political party to replace him unless you want a caliphate. My whole family blames Obama for authorizing this slaughter and thanks Trump for saying what the fuck are we doing here.

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GodsHonestTruth 4 points ago +5 / -1

INFOWARS.COM

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST.

DNA FORCE PLUS IS AN AWESOME PRODUCT

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BoilingEnema 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the lat few years I just laugh and forget about whatever they screech about.

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Jaffa5 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone needs to make a meme with a list of every time Trump did something and some liberal politician said the sky was falling. We can call them the party of chicken littles.

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Comntrinchief [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

In these comments is a link to meme with many of them.

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RedPilledRaven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember WW3? Neither do I.

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DearCow 4 points ago +4 / -0

According to WikiLeaks documents, which I very much believe Hillary Clinton was contacted by Saudi Arabia and Qatar, via Sid Blumenthal. They wanted to build an oil pipeline from Qatar to Bulgaria in Europe by going through the Bosporus Strait. The pipeline would have to pass through Syria, but Syria already had an oil deal with Russia. Hillary Clinton was told that she could not use the United States military, but instead would have to use a private military. The email says, "we suggest the Muslim brotherhood," (part of which became Isis). When Trump got elected, Hillary's son-in-law's venture capitalist company in Greece went bankrupt. The deal was officially off

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popcycle 4 points ago +4 / -0

i somehow survived the 1970s return of the ice age only to die of radiation poisoning in the nuclear war sparked by reagan's hardline with the soviet union.

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Comntrinchief [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like we are around the same age. I got the same memories.

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Sumsuch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear there was a pretty intense battle at a gun range in Kentucky.

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heyyoudvd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I posted this a while back:

https://imgur.com/a/5kKRKqS

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Comntrinchief [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent post. Well done!

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sagebrushfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

That came so close to finishing us off but I was already dead from the Paris Climate Accords and being killed by gun violence which claims 3.1 billion people/day. If Covid moves from its .0004% death rate up to .0003 then it looks like that will get me as well.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know what happened because I died from Y2K

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negiasu 3 points ago +3 / -0

They died from coronavirus

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Comntrinchief [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck off with the Jew hatred. I suppose you would rather support Iran and all their terrorist proxies rather than standing up for our ally that happens to be the only liberal democracy in that entire shithole called the Middle East.

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itsdangerous 3 points ago +3 / -0

dont worry the deep state is working on it. they just thought they could make it happen during trumps term.

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Westonian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or when we killed Soleimani? Or when we bombed Syria? I was told those were acts of war.

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Kronder12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Over 9 billion have already died. Reee!!

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DonHonky 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the UK this was used as an excuse to bring a shit load of Syrians over and put them up in nice hotels.

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just think of the Kurds!!!!!

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Democrats followed up with that.

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Smdlegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

nothing at all.

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Pirate_Lafitte 1 point ago +2 / -1

We never should have been there in the first place as there was never any proof Assad gassed his own people. That was reason given for instigating a civil war that killed half a million people and it was a lie.

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PAfem4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump got US out of Syria's civil war, now on to bigger and better things in Libya, right NWO? Keep the chaos going, spend Our fortunes and lives??

Get US out of the ME, UN, NATO, and get all of them out of the US; the Islamic "peaceful" demonstrators need to go back and make the ME their utopia instead of spreading the "peace" around the world for the NWO.

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zx9john 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think its somehow hidden among the millions of dead Germans that Russia decided to murder instead of selling natural gas to.