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posted ago by Crypulous ago by Crypulous +3439 / -0
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RegularAmerican 43 points ago +43 / -0

GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE OF FEN-TAN-YL HIGH AS HE CAN BE!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT KNEE!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 24 points ago +25 / -1

& HE HAD A HEART CONDITION- cardiac problems!!!!!! Look it up it’s in his medical history. Dude was a ticking time bomb and swallowed his stash the medical examiner found a bunch of the pill residue not digested yet inside of him

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featherwinglove -11 points ago +9 / -20

Dying before the ambulance arrived. Also, it's *defuse, as in taking the fuse off the bomb. Diffusion is a different thing entirely.

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featherwinglove -8 points ago +4 / -12

Where is my Picard facepalm screencap, lol?

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Meddlesom 8 points ago +8 / -0

He followed procedure. Minneapolis police train in the knee restraint and use it. It is a legal hold in Minnesota.

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featherwinglove -12 points ago +4 / -16

What if it's a bad procedure? Can we even ask that? Is it also trained procedure to glare at the crowd like a ruthless tyrant while the suspect you're restraining loses consciousness?

Also, can we have a modicum of respect for George Floyd? It seems like everyone except me and maybe u/HCQaddict want to piss all over his memory with all these memes, most of which are so derogatory as to make me nauseous. It's like George Floyd was never even human to begin with. What would you think of a sub that did this to you or your close family member? Do you think it's going to help the election if normies come here and see this behaviour? Do you want to give the Damnocrats ammo that we're all a bunch of shameless racist bigots? We are less political than them, are we not?

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Meddlesom 13 points ago +13 / -0

No, I'm not going to give one scrap of respect for a garbage human being that would lead a home invasion, beat a pregnant woman in front of her 1 year old child, hold a gun to her belly, and rob her.

I'm not going to give one scrap of respect for a garbage human being that had so many felonies that, when caught committing another crime, he swallowed all his drugs and overdosed in police custody.

George Floyd was a career criminal, a thief, a drug dealer, a counterfeiter, a mugger, a woman beater.

George Floyd was a dead beat dad who abandoned his children long ago, and they didn't even recognize him when they saw him on TV.

George Floyd was a predator who brought nothing but pain and suffering and misery to people.

George Floyd had so many felony convictions that he should never been allowed back into society... and when he was released, he immediately went right back to a life of crime.

Even in death, George Floyd is causing strife by giving other criminals an excuse to burn down and attempt to overthrow our country.

I don't give a shit what color the man was. I AM GLAD HE IS DEAD.

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guitarmastershredder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey.... they shouldn’t have used a high as a kite heart attack having lying felon. I have no respect for this shit at all. Retired officer David Dorn was shot and murdered and dozens others due to the lies coming from the MNPLS District attorney. They intentionally lied to us in order to fan the flames of insurrection and their Marxist Racist hate group wants me in perpetual submission to their totalitarian demands. I will not bend the knee. George Floyd should be remembered for what he did. He took a shit ton of drugs and worked himself up into a heart attack. Fuck him and his lying family and the whole court system that withheld the facts from The public in order to start a race war. Just wish his heart attack would have happened before the cops had arrived. Now innocent men are sitting in jail while gangsta hoodrats and ANTIFA BURN LOOT AND MURDER

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ZeroDeltaTango 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also, can we have a modicum of respect for George Floyd?

Jesus Fucking Christ, they're ripping apart the country over fake systemic racism and about to put his fucking ugly mug on the money, for fuck's sake. He had funerals that were so critically important to our culture, the rules about masks and antisocial distancing were suspended! What the fuck more are we supposed to do, change the name of Minnesota to Fentanyl Floyd in his honor?

Fuck that fucking piece of shit. We're fucking sick of career criminals ruining this nation. Every second he's slowly turning into worm feces is fine by me.

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Anyone3427 4 points ago +4 / -0

Id piss on this worthless thugs grave, piece of shit filthy cdrug user, he died because he was a fucktard drug user. I cant wait till those heroes in blue get cleared of all charges and sue the fuck out of that city and their boot licking (D)communist government reps.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing about passing out, having a heart attack, or dying requires Police to restrain a perp past being handcuffed. People here have forgotten that which is wrong, just like thinking GF was somehow in the right was always wrong.

Whether GF wouldve died that day without Police contact or not is something I don't see how we can ever know. If that's enough to cast doubt on the burden of proof and result in a not guilty verdict remains to be seen.

The respect that is due here is for truth and justice. The full bodycam footage would show if the cops were trying to save GF's life, which is what Police all over the Country were talking about soon after the event. Wearing bodycams is one positive thing blm has accomplished, probably the only one. Why didn't blm ever ask for the footage?

Nothing about GF ever deserved the flag as presented, or the memorial services, or anything that happened. The whole narrative is fake, and deserves to be called out for what it is.

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featherwinglove -1 points ago +2 / -3

Really nice comment. The flip side of all the disrespectful Floyd memes is that he doesn't deserve the notoriety. We're all treating him like an ersatz messiah, with the left singing Hosanna and thedonald nailing him to a cross of bad memes. Does he deserve any of that? Or does he deserve to be simply forgotten so that the pain he's caused his family can fade away more quickly and easily?

My opinion of Derek Chauvin isn't much higher. Stash him in some kitchen away from the customers, flipping eggs and spindling orders. We don't need police like that, either.

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Houdini 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goerge George George of the drug world

High as he can be

Watch out for that knee

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Cerise224 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!!

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nuh-UHH!!

It was the WEEEEEEEEED that killed him :p

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Gunsmonkey22 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck my brain, I love you Pede's.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's an older prediction but it checks out

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PhiladelphiaEagles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love this one. I did one where he was popping out of a Cadbury Egg and it got deleted... Feels Bad man

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veritasvincit 12 points ago +12 / -0

Antifa/BLM are still out there. Saw them trying to break into the SE Police Precinct with axes and concrete blocks earlier. The memeing is amazing, though.

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Jackhererer 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are just recovering from their ass beating. They got something in the wkrms

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Gunsmonkey22 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's a thug to fucked up to thug. Now I want to listen to BoneThugs In Harmony. shit.

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thuggishruggishtrump 4 points ago +5 / -1

There’s a thug in all of us.

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spezisapedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

also he robbed a pregnant woman by putting a gun to her stomach.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

ONCE A THUG, ALWAYS A THUG

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KAGAnoRINO 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was a 'nuisance'

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

....it wasnt just a guy "caught" having an overdose.

He was DRIVING and passing off COUNTERFIT MONEY, while high on multiple drugs at the OD level, and then resisted police.

He was a danger, and was clearly a THUG.

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Sykol 24 points ago +24 / -0

But all of those different drugs in his system should counter each other exactly, leaving him at a perfect base level for survival. He was very likely a future scientist and knew what he was doing with his experiments.

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

that drug combos name ????? HYDROCHLOROQUINE.

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BoilingEnema 23 points ago +23 / -0

Forgot covid+

He's the only dude in the us that died while having covid and it got listed as something else.

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HCQaddict 6 points ago +8 / -2

Spot on assessment

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ZuppaDiPipistrello 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the left has an agenda and an opportunity, they use it.

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 17 points ago +17 / -0

Question to wife: "Does it make me a bad person that I laughed out loud at this?"

Wife's answer: "No. You were already a bad person."

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USMC_Capt 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank god i'm "teleworking" because i'm laughing my ass off.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to fix the education system. Sad!

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303Cal 11 points ago +12 / -1

We seriously have the best memes!

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OneTypoComment 6 points ago +6 / -0

We really do. In fact, you might say we have meme privilege.

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T_WIN_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

If only he was wearing a mask he'd still be alive!

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snekplisken 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's not that kid of guy!!!

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hes Flaccid Floyd!!!!

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paperchase 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAOOOO. This one did it for me

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rahsputin 8 points ago +10 / -2

Quit right now. flush what you have. delete your dealers numbers. ruin your friendships with other addicts. the chemical addiction is nothing if you make the instantaneous irreversible decision to change...forever, my wife did it so can you.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try self hypnosis, it's basically free.

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you cant joke about it, it will take over your life.

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +3 / -1

I know enough about meth to not get addicted to it.

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HughGRection 9 points ago +11 / -2

It's the internet, friend. Don't get too riled up.

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HughGRection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, like I said it's the internet. Don't let it get to you.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +2 / -1

hey, i think your driveway needs vacuuming.

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OnlyAmerica 4 points ago +6 / -2

You are a mess dude. No one owes you anything. Get yourself together.

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Iranhasnukes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes guys all need to vacuum our driveways., it’s not personal.

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pedewithweed 8 points ago +9 / -1

Way to give weed a bad name, george

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +3 / -2

These memes are dead like George.

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Tookens 8 points ago +10 / -2

Not sure what weed has to do with anything. This meme needs work.

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thuggishruggishtrump 7 points ago +9 / -2

Boomers who still believe the refeer madness propaganda lol.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +6 / -2

Boomers couldn't make this meme. This is ... an inside job.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weaponized globalist weed designed to fuck you up.

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Yutrahkill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congratulations to George Floyd for being 2 months drug free!

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VoltronGreen1981 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you can say you can't breathe, you probably are still breathing.

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HCQaddict 0 points ago +2 / -2

I was waiting for someone to say this

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Ghost_Division 5 points ago +5 / -0

the artist formally known as fentanyl floyd

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's floating in the dimension of the interdimensional vampires now.

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weedwizard420 4 points ago +4 / -0

I should change my name to FentanylWizard420

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PhilFoden 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not that kinda guy!

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lanevorocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet the autopsy was long exactly so they don't plain and simply say that it were the drugs that killed him.

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Chilen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time I see this picture of G. Floyd this character played by Marlon Wayans on In Living Color comes to mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjMu4oKUaO4

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Cerise224 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good one! :D

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't breev

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WarGreymon77 3 points ago +4 / -1

Weed with the smallest brain, lol. I love it.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

SPECT scans of Dope brains show interesting things.

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HCQaddict 0 points ago +2 / -2

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1253627/ says here weed makes your brain 'bigger.'

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NPC1234567 3 points ago +3 / -0

And driving!!! I want to know how bad the driving was that initiated the stop.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not that kinda guy, but I can’t breathe

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Iosevus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a rap song?

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Savage2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should have expected this lol. By the time I scrolled all the way down I csckled

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Oda_nicullah 1 point ago +4 / -3

WEED HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

Sincerely,

An unapologetic weed smoking... freedom boner stroking...Trump loving and Texas sun soaking MAGA OG

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

What, no Colt 45 Malt Liquor or MD-20/20???

Really? This ______ was high as fuck but hadn't touched a DROP of alcohol?

Seems kinda far-fetched to me

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FOIA_Your_Local_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

impressive length

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choobster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey I love weed!

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SimplePede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Morphine. Not weed. Weed doesn't do that

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

No wonder. His heart was probably racing from the meth while the fentanyl was about to shit everything down.

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weed should be legal.

Cannabis didn't contribute to this at all, it was the meth + fentanyl.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

STILL funny.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Food is our medicine. By the way, weed offers molecules your body can use for health that only weed provides. Would starve those receptors otherwise.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also the masks

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL one of these things is not like the others