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blackkit27 73 points ago +76 / -3

I want Savannah Hernandez to be the mother of my children.

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Independenceforever 19 points ago +20 / -1

She is beautiful, smart, great sense of humor, a patriot.

What's not to love?

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notcalledbilloflefts 7 points ago +9 / -2

Sorry man I called dibs. Can I interest you in maybe Amy Schumer, or Rachel Maddow perhaps?

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Alpinix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I shudder to think about how haunted those baby death camps are.

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