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Dont F*** with me. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Lexxthedog ago by Lexxthedog +4927 / -0
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Mona1950 316 points ago +317 / -1

Love this. That little pussy thought he could take on our President.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 181 points ago +184 / -3

Look at the way he sits. Crossed legs.

His testicles never descended.

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Mona1950 45 points ago +45 / -0

Hehehe

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stratocaster_patriot 31 points ago +37 / -6

I used to sit like that back when I was a lefty bitch. But I have huge balls so eventually I grew out of leftism and no longer sit like a pussy. Although I have found ways to cross my legs and take up space in a different way. I'll stay spread but when I cross I have long lets and they extend toward other people and I can take up a lot of space that way.

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df0ster5 17 points ago +17 / -0

LMFAO

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themightykekfish 8 points ago +9 / -1

I used to do the same thing when I was a lefty fagasarus Rex.

I used to feel self conscious if I found myself doing it.

Now I’m ok with it, I just do it when I’m really paying attention. I lean into it elbow on my knee and doesn’t look as stupid.

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Pearls_Swine 1 point ago +2 / -1

I cross my legs even with my big balls lol. But I have more thigh gap than SpongeBob, so it works for me.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sometimes I have to because of work. Not fun. Then again, neither is having a 100+lb Mastiff or Cane Corso jump and land directly on your testicles. Embrace the suck, right?

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GunRat 19 points ago +19 / -0

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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Deeznutsmatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like you have a great security team ! Nothing like a loyal ,well trained dog to give would be trouble makers pause.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not convinced it's a man. Just looking at that cross legged friction makes my loins ache.

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CurvedHollowFangs 45 points ago +45 / -0

GEOTUS is based AF. Fake news BTFO

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melaniaforever 38 points ago +38 / -0

Exactly right!

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Techrev 2 points ago +5 / -3

I was worried when they were talking about Covid. Little Jonny seemed to get the upper hand, there. Mostly, I think Trump wasn't prepared for the line he took, but who knows? I mean, Covid is a sham, anyway. After that, I could see Trump changed up a bit, and Jonny just looked like the douche he is. I, legitimately, think Trump won that one.

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df0ster5 9 points ago +9 / -0

its hard to argue about a virus where death statistics go up every time someone gets in a motorcycle accident

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Techrev 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree. Not sure what got me downvoted on that one, or why I care that I was downvoted, but yeah. The truth is that I don't think that there's any good metric to talk about Covid. If they're counting motorcycle accidents, they're definitely counting flu deaths.

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Wixterhybrid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wasn't familiar with this but saw libtards sharing a compilation of 5 sec snippets on facebook. Orange man dumb!

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BasedCostanza91 5 points ago +6 / -1

The only people that watch Axios already hate Trump. The interview won't change a thing.

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bubadmt 224 points ago +224 / -0

Hey, don't make fun of Axios, okay? They're responsible for keeping our planet aligned and should be revered. They also did a fantastic job in WWII A to fight for real change. Look dumb, look, here's the deal. Three things, okay. Number one, no one is illegal. You need to let the undocumented residents in your home and give them all your valuables, they need them more than you do. Besides, they worked hard to do the, you know the thing. Come on man! What's with this guy? CHECK THE RECORD!

Number FOUR-- We've got a President who would rather send in Star Wars stormwookies, or whatever they call them, to spread their fear on our peaceful protests! They did nothing wrong man! GIVE ME A BREAK. George Kirby was a Saint, PERIOD.

Number TWO, you need to realize that when these undocumented immigrants cross the Indian ocean to build a better life for the cockroaches, they also rely on us to guide them. PERIOD. Just last week we had a sta-stag-st- a big, uh, well anyway. I'm gonna get in trouble if I say this so I'm gonna hold off.

Number FIVE- On my first day as U.S. Representative, I will enact the Corn Pop Act of 1921. I will make him my Secretary of Malarkey Relations, and he will build back gooder! We will finally defeat Ronald Trump and take back the Congress! PERIOD.

Listen, you don't agree, I hear you man, but you know, you're a lying dog-faced po-- Polish soldier, you're full of shit. Why does Poland even have to exist? I don't even like Polish sausages. AND CHECK THE RECORD JACK, I'M THE ONE WHO ANNEXED POLAND BACK IN THE 80s. The Krauts-- Sure they taste good, but I don't-- anyway. End of quote. PERIOD. My times up. Yes sir.

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SpitAndGlory 51 points ago +51 / -0

This fucking comment is glorious.

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Yadrlpow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not enough uh's and mum's

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Terrysilver35 29 points ago +29 / -0

He's like a broken drawstring doll.

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omegapede 15 points ago +15 / -0

He has a couple phrases that he confidently says over and over again. If he diverges from these phrases he gets hopelessly lost and cringey af

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stjdalen 15 points ago +15 / -0

C'mon man!

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stratocaster_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

He has been having it drilled into his head too. More and more he is saying, "Ahh I better not say what I am thinking."

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omegapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

very true

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bill_in_texas 13 points ago +13 / -0

Or a radio tv record player trying to play a heavily scratched record!

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IwantmyCountryback 16 points ago +16 / -0

You know, the thing!

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but at least a doll isn't going to molest kids.

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Ganath 2 points ago +2 / -0

They just haven’t made one yet. They just now got to the model with the taint button.

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MAGAMoose 22 points ago +22 / -0

I thought this place was Trump supporters only but clearly Joe Biden is here and posting.

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JoeandHunterBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

~blank stare~

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Elephant_Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

I copy and pasted this to my wife in a text message. She dosent follow politics as much as we Do, but she stays informed and knows the broad score and basic tier of Biden's ineptitude.

She instantly knew this was a Biden speech.

She then had to ask if it was real.

That's where we are at. This sounds like a plausible and realistic Biden to an average voter, with a passing interest in the state of the election.

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uberswank99 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hereby award you 1 upvote and sole custody of td.win.

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MustBeTrump 124 points ago +124 / -0

This meme is a million times funnier than the piss poor memes the cucks on reddit have been making from this interview.

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squanchingonpao 26 points ago +26 / -0

I think it gives people empathy for Trump that are moderate. You can't sway the liberal crazies.

Trump was attacked by some foreign pompous ass who tried to correct him or cut him off every 25 seconds.

Trump had some bad gaffs though and should have been better prepared for this absolute hit piece. Lastly Trump actually tried to answer these questions genuinely instead of going into politican autopilot similar to sportsball guys "we gave it 110% etc etc"

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TheWackyIraqi 3 points ago +5 / -2

This is optimistic. I think it did the opposite for the moderates.

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hit_backspace 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can't help but feel like Trump was deceived into participating in it. They wanted to have a debate where Trump would be completely unprepared for, but invited Trump under the guise of an "interview".

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zabbers 7 points ago +7 / -0

The charts were fine, maybe over the top. The only part I didn't like was his response to the smug reporter "you can't do that". Never give the left an opportunity to soundbyte you. He should have just smiled and said "nope - stay on topic".

Otherwise it went great. They should invite that journalist again so Trump can stomp him some more.

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

at the end of the day the other choice is biden. and it raises the question of where's the biden 1 hour interview. and the answer is there never will be one since he can't make it through a 3 minute softball session video conference with a teleprompter and offscreen help without embarrassing himself.

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MAGAMoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reddit would declare a sack of rice the winner of a debate with Trump. That entire site is only talking to itself at this point.

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Martinini 2 points ago +2 / -0

Left can't meme fren

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pmurTJdlanoD 70 points ago +70 / -0

This is fucking hilarious, well done 😆

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Miztivin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. High quality meme. It's simple yet elegant. Lol

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LtPatterson 58 points ago +58 / -0

I've literally never heard of this faggot before this interview, and hope to never see his ugly mug again.

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Mona1950 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, you probably don't watch Joe and Low IQ Mika in the morning. He's a favorite.

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Meatbank84 43 points ago +43 / -0

You can tell how fed up Trump is with these press fags

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Mattacus 42 points ago +43 / -1

That dude looks like a beta faggot whoever he is

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's why they really sat so far apart, so Trump couldn't get any soy on him.

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DairyBoy 30 points ago +30 / -0

KEK OP owes me a new keyboard

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ENVYNITAZ 12 points ago +12 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

There you are my friend, haven't seen you around lately.

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ENVYNITAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello!

Lost my job and home in CA due to covid crap, been up here in The Rockies with an old pal at his place for 11 of the past 15 weeks . . . lots of work to do on his cabin and property and then been fishing . . . back to San Diego next week . . . this was life-changing up here . . .

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Mona1950 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad to hear you are OK, sorry about the job and home - these are some strange times. YUCK - you have to come back here? I am dying to get out of CA, but my Grandkids are here.

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ENVYNITAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm coming back to take care of some business and then planning on leaving again.

I've been applying to horse ranches throughout the US.

Gotta get back to the country.

My adult Sons don't have kids yet, so I'm pretty flexible . . .

Godspeed Fellow Pede!

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

You too sir, be sure to check in when you get back to God's country.

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes Ma'am!

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 30 points ago +30 / -0

This Thatcher interview set the standard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3fFCucvf40

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Canapeder 18 points ago +18 / -0

I like how in the description of the video the uploaded portrays her as 'not knowing how to react'. Lefties are dumb as pig shit.

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Keln 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's because the typical leftist is a self-centered narcissist who lives in a fantasy world of their own making. When they think up the questions and the gotchas and their "witty" quips, they've already fantasized the entire conversation in their mind, already congratulating themselves on how smart they are.

Then when they have the actual conversation or interview and it doesn't go as planned, they assume the other person did something wrong. The other person is stupid. How could the other people not see things so clearly as them? How dare the other person challenge them?

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womp_squared 6 points ago +6 / -0

I noticed that too. Of course comments are turned off so they can't get called out on it.

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zabbers 2 points ago +2 / -0

"the racist & arrogant Margaret Thatcher 1981"

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Mona1950 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks, I never saw that before. Now THAT's a strong woman.

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SellTheSun 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the full transcript of the interview, it's well worth the read. Thatcher was quite literally the female Trump of Britain.

https://cb786b42ab2de72f5694-c7a3803ab0f7212d059698df03ade453.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/810923%20MT-Negus%20%28682-166%29.pdf

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Negus, well, he's pond scum basically.

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 27 points ago +27 / -0

Notice they always put on a stupid face even though the point he is making is pretty clear? It's like German UN delegates forcing themselves to laugh when Trump brings up how their country has fucked up, it's so they can dismiss everything he says as "crazy" or a "laughing stock"

Redditors do the same thing, "Tell me how tax cuts aren't selfish white privilege"

"Well you see I would rather not pay taxes at all to the govt then pay taxes and get a handout for less, and I believe that impoverished families would benefit from having the govt off their backs."

"...um...wow...yikes....did you just have a stroke?...so lets unpack that absolutely insane incoherent rambling...i dont even know where to begin since you cant even form a basic human sentence. go read a book."

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jokes on you, bootlicker, I am one of them.

Nah I just spend too much time on Reddit and pick up on their mannerisms. Circlejerk is my favorite subreddit.

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, if anything has taught me that Reddit is just a website full of sex deprived teenagers and their teachers, its the throwing around of words like fascist, incel, toxic, bootlicker, boomer/karen by fascists, incels, toxic people, bootlicking commies and normies, and boomers and karens.

They all think they are the first to come up with the word "bootlicker" and they think "ok boomer" is actually directed towards boomers and not millenials lacking self awareness who think "boomers are to blame for all of my problems because they just complained about the generations before them instead of solving anything."

They are not well tuned in weaponized autism and meme warfare, and are especially bad at remembering shit that happened 2 weeks ago or more, but are good at being hypocrites for being okay with something their guy did that two weeks ago was NEVER ALLOWED because some anonymous source claimed Trump did something.

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's my attempt at a leftist wall of text. You like?

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hit_backspace 8 points ago +9 / -1

They think they are better than us. They think we are actual subhuman trash.

But when manufacturing and agriculture industries stop working for them, their bubble will burst and realize their entire lives are supported by conservatives.

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 5 points ago +5 / -0

They literally support putting us in camps because "I believe they are nazis who want to put people in camps. omg why are you calling me a nazi? Conservatives aren't a race, idiot. Imagine thinking its not okay to seek mandatory therapy for those who literally want to burn every non country club member alive." But so far, aside from Palmer Report, thats just teenagers and shills on Reddit trying to out-communist each other.

Literally knew a guy irl who was rich white and tubby and said, no joke, "Yeah but you guys are in the flyover states so your opinion doesnt matter/you dont contribute to running the country like California does. I told him to have fun when the civil war starts and interstate embargos begin and surprise surprise the states with all the food and oil and guns and now well equipped police dont want to share with the pretentious bigger state that shits on every smaller state for being smaller and then makes fun of it or gets angry at it for being covered in shit.

Love my Cali pedes though, if shit ever hits the fans I wish the best for you guys.

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truhmptrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats why they like China so they dont have to buy American made.

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BeBest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big "oof" from me, sweaty!

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BeBest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, uh, I didn't think I'd have to tell you this, but check <clap> your <clap> privilege <clap>, okay?

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skumario 27 points ago +27 / -0

This interview should never have happened. Giving that blowhard his two minutes of fame.

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Notablitheringidiot 20 points ago +23 / -3

Only just noticed this guy is doing the soyboy leg-cross sitting.

What a faggot.

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booshdag 13 points ago +19 / -6

I'm 6' 5" and Maga as fuck and I cross my legs like that :(. It's comfortable for me.

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booshdag 4 points ago +6 / -2

Respect.

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LtColVindmansVagina 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you like really skinny or something? I crush my balls any time I try to sit like that and I'm a pretty thin / fit guy

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Techrev 2 points ago +6 / -4

You could be Maga af, and still be gay. There are a lot of gay Trump supporters.

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MAGnAnimous45 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Exact same here. Don't know why it's more comfortable, don't care, and haven't had anyone try to claim I'm a soyboy for it. At least not to my face. And if they've said it behind my back, I'd ask them to consider the irony of it.

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trump212121 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just another fake news asshole!

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fluffykitten 15 points ago +15 / -0

lmaoooooo

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thehacker4channel 14 points ago +14 / -0

I tried watching this interview but it was really hard to watch a guy in his late 40s speaking in that “I’m smart” way that 20 year old girls do when they’re clearly wrong on an issue. This manlet wanted to skirt around reality by acting like he’s got an ace up his sleeve, but he had nothing.

This interview did not deliver content from what I saw and nothing made me think it would deliver anything useful.

Wasteful.

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ScionOfMaga 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was clearly doing it for the gotcha moments, cutting off Trump with comedically timed quips, instead of interviewing in good faith

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jiujiujiu 12 points ago +12 / -0

That interviewer is an actor. I wonder how much time he spent in the mirror practicing facial expressions.

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endthefed11 11 points ago +12 / -1

Crossing your legs is an unconscious signal that you are afraid a rival is going to damage your genitals. Chimpanzees literally rip their rivals’ testicles and faces off.

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behemoth887 8 points ago +8 / -0

i like how libs tried to shill this as "the worst interview ever" then biden was allowed near a microphone again and they remembered why it's a bad idea to talk about interviews.

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Okieshartpostdoke 8 points ago +8 / -0

lmao perfect

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dingdongbob 8 points ago +8 / -0

God, that interview was a waste of time. The interviewer had zero respect towards Trump and was hostile the entire time.

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Neonlightdistrict 2 points ago +3 / -1

He disrespects the country when he disrespects the president in that fashion. Trump has more patience than anyone I've seen.

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Coslin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Perfect!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 7 points ago +7 / -0

That face you make when truth bombed...

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Transgirl_4_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahah~. I wish that that was really what was on those papers. Then Trump could just be like "Facts. You're welcome."

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahahaha!!!

Trump … Best President ever

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brainphreeze 6 points ago +6 / -0

This stupid Aussie fuck brings shame on proper Aussies. You can see the blatant over-acting on his dumb face

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DaLaohu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Okay. What did I miss?

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stjdalen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tim Pool said it very well: Insufferable snooty journalist interviews Trump and democrats cheer but they're LYING

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glasses2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Basically Trump would answer a question using his normal way of speaking and then the interviewer would drill into everything specific about what he said without understanding that he was being broad.

Example:

Trump says that he's told by his specialists that too much testing can be bad and lead to mass hysteria.

Interviewer asks who told him that, where he read it, then drills into him even more asking him for specific names and texts and sources which he obviously doesn't know off the top of his head.

The tone of voice of the interviewer is that of someone who doesn't believe what he's being told at all and is demanding every last shred of evidence Trump has in his brain in order to be convinced he's not making up bullshit.

This goes on for every single question Trump answers.

It was very painful to watch.

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truhmptrump 0 points ago +1 / -1

No need for facts if GEOTUS speaks.

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YaBoiJacob 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump destroyed him

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ScionOfMaga 0 points ago +3 / -3

I mean, he didn't answer some very direct questions. I found it a bit frustrating.

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Pirate_Lafitte 5 points ago +5 / -0

Axios guy was unprepared and if he is that shiftless with an interview with the president, how careless is he in other aspects of his job?

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just copy/paste each others' articles anyway. No original thought on the left. Why GEOTUS bothers talking to any of them is beyond explanation.

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Mtnlion667 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's F'n awesome. I just laughed so hard I spit my beer out. I'm still chuckling as I type. Good one

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Selph 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think this interview went particularly well

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 4 points ago +4 / -0

That look is the embodiment of “Eat It, Shit Head!”

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rockaustin 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is peak memery. How can it be possible to meme even greater? Can it be done?

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Dirkstruan313 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're only 4 years in, fren. The peaks of our memes haven't even been imagined yet.

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FitOfficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

This makes me laugh every time I look at it. Great job!

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good god those over the top facial expressions made me want to pimp slap him right out from under that stupid hairstyle.

Rude, obnoxious and cringey. Almost as bad as every other news channel and radio station I hear rubbing themselves over what an "amazing" job he did holding drumpf to account 😒🤦‍♂️

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LosPepesContra 3 points ago +3 / -0

That wasn't an interview. That was some foreign stooge performing a show for his Lefy friends and wife's boyfriend.

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Corse46 3 points ago +3 / -0

I couldn’t stop laughing at this and I’m really not even sure why

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't know how Trump didn't jump up and smack that smirky ass grin off his face

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes this place gets meta or there was some meme I missed and I'm just confused, it's quite pleasant really.

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JimmyBean 2 points ago +2 / -0

All about that base Bout that base No fake news

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

POTUS needs a Kayleigh notebook. Every time he gets hassled by these jerks he can flip out the facts.

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROFL i actually shed a tear laughing at this one. nice job :D

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Stirwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually LOL’d, it doesn’t happen often. Thank you Pede.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife didn't laugh like you and me...

some things go WHOOSH right over some people. This is crude and classic, it's beauty

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itsokaytobereggie 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is magnificent.

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OkieRedPiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol that was great

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Duderufuckinkidding 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is probably the meme that caused me to laugh the most. Thank you, OP.

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Butthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I get a link to this..I’m loat