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Dont F*** with me. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Lexxthedog ago by Lexxthedog +4927 / -0
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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 181 points ago +184 / -3

Look at the way he sits. Crossed legs.

His testicles never descended.

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Mona1950 45 points ago +45 / -0

Hehehe

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stratocaster_patriot 31 points ago +37 / -6

I used to sit like that back when I was a lefty bitch. But I have huge balls so eventually I grew out of leftism and no longer sit like a pussy. Although I have found ways to cross my legs and take up space in a different way. I'll stay spread but when I cross I have long lets and they extend toward other people and I can take up a lot of space that way.

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df0ster5 17 points ago +17 / -0

LMFAO

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themightykekfish 8 points ago +9 / -1

I used to do the same thing when I was a lefty fagasarus Rex.

I used to feel self conscious if I found myself doing it.

Now I’m ok with it, I just do it when I’m really paying attention. I lean into it elbow on my knee and doesn’t look as stupid.

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Pearls_Swine 1 point ago +2 / -1

I cross my legs even with my big balls lol. But I have more thigh gap than SpongeBob, so it works for me.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sometimes I have to because of work. Not fun. Then again, neither is having a 100+lb Mastiff or Cane Corso jump and land directly on your testicles. Embrace the suck, right?

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GunRat 19 points ago +19 / -0

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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Deeznutsmatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like you have a great security team ! Nothing like a loyal ,well trained dog to give would be trouble makers pause.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not convinced it's a man. Just looking at that cross legged friction makes my loins ache.

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