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IncredibleMrE1 129 points ago +129 / -0

A major award!!!

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Dudemanfoo 61 points ago +61 / -0

Hot, Electric, Sex.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 49 points ago +49 / -0

FRAGILE!

Must be Italian

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Dudemanfoo 17 points ago +17 / -0

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!

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TheDespotofCartoons 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only I didn't say "fudge." I said the word, the big one, the Queen Mother of Dirty Words. The f dash dash dash word!

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Homopratensis2 3 points ago +4 / -1

And the sound of taps played quietly in the backyard.

Shep, we'll always miss you.

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hollow_fang 37 points ago +37 / -0

Gleaming in the windowsill!

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HolaPendejos 34 points ago +34 / -0

NOT A FINGER

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mickusa1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best line of that scene!!

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Dudemanfoo 34 points ago +34 / -0

YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOUS BECAUSE I WON!!!!

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ChadManspread 23 points ago +23 / -0

You used up all the glue...ON PURPOSE!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

THE DOGS ATE MY TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

My beautiful turkey! Gone!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

You’ll shoot your eye out kid!

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dhamm6500 7 points ago +7 / -0

No Turkey Salad! No Turkey Soup!

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4cdarth 4 points ago +4 / -0

fra fra fra fra fra, fra fra fra fra

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

No no no.

Fa la la la la

Try again.

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watchingindisbelief 1 point ago +4 / -3

Careful with the upvotes folks, Flipbarry here sure does sound like a troll.

Read his post history, just a hair too over the top.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 0 points ago +3 / -3

Nah dude fuck you I was one of the biggest posters on The_Donald w over 400k karma from there. Only put certain words in caps because if I don’t the story will be ignored, a bunch of reporters due this too pede so stop the hate

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independentbystander 1 point ago +2 / -1

#PoundMeToo!!!

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Data 89 points ago +89 / -0

~ F R A G I L E ~

Must be Italian.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 30 points ago +30 / -0

Must be a democrat

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cgiles98 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kek

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South_Florida_Guy 46 points ago +46 / -0

You were always jealous of it!

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hollow_fang 27 points ago +27 / -0

That, is the ugliest lamp, I have ever seen in my entire

L I F E

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Ohio1776 27 points ago +27 / -0

I could see the old man trying to contain his rage, he tried to muster up the words but all he could get out was... "zadafinger!"

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Stupidandgeeky 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have that lamp.....

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Pixel 38 points ago +39 / -1

Thighland

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CerebralPimp 31 points ago +31 / -0

I’d buy that for a dollar

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +14 / -2

... and that's all it'll cost.

The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free .. well, they're almost free.

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HongKongFluey 4 points ago +5 / -1

I mean it's still a gaffe but who gives a fuck

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HongKongFluey 4 points ago +5 / -1

I mean they're all gaffes but it's not like it matters. Trump has tons of gaffes. He even admits he misspeaks. Not like it's changing my vote in November.

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its rapid fire right now, and only getting faster. Burritos and bears, oh my!

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stratocaster_patriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

And then this is a lamp of a "thigh" as seen on a popular old Christmas movie called A Christmas Story which I highly recommend.

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HongKongFluey 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's near Yo-semite I think

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mostooge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he did it on purpose, Thighland could be talking about their sex trade. Hmmm....Human trafficking trade? Hmmm...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's life. Start the hunt for context!

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Deplorable_bastard 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fra jee lay!

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freedom_bigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Must be Italian.

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Seanp12 4 points ago +6 / -2

Sha dee lay!

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WonkoTheSane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must be Kekistani.

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strawberryismyjam 15 points ago +16 / -1

This meme is fragile.

Probably straight from Italy.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +12 / -2

Gonna have to see front view, with the fringe lifted ... gotta verify it's not a zher.

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RMD00 10 points ago +11 / -1

"Fra-gee-lay! Huh, must be Italian..."

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

🇹🇭Thighland: “Ladyboys??”

🇺🇸US: “Nahhhh, pham...we got Antifa.”

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Magafactured 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Pham” lol

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fluffykitten 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thailamp

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Redpillhope 8 points ago +8 / -0

Geezus the insane left are obsessed with a mispronounced word that he corrected himself on within 2 seconds. Where were they with Obama’s "corpse-man" huh? Fucking hypocrites.

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stjdalen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump corrects years of incorrect pronounciation. It's not spelled Tailand. It's spelled Thailand (pronounced Thighland)

Very stable genius

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ActualLiberal 5 points ago +5 / -0

For the actual thigh enthusiasts here, a brief reminder that we have still friends behind enemy lines waiting to be liberated

https://old.reddit.com/r/thighdeology/ https://old.reddit.com/r/ZettaiRyouiki/ https://old.reddit.com/r/skindentation/

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Staatssicherheit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thicc meme

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Nothinberder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wonder if they export fudge as well?

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

And where do you think he learned that word?

No it wasn't his father!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +6 / -1

I think it's Italian.

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Kaizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why I love this fucking place. I always wake up to something beautiful!

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Klcbva 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love my leg-o-lamp. Best Christmas present ever. FRAGILE!

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AZTrumpette1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I come visit my favorite place on the internet after work and have no idea why everyone is talking about thighs.

Things move fast here.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top Kek!!!!!! Hahahaha I love this move! A Christmas Story is legendary!!!!!!

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lixa 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s creeped me out to end as a child.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not ashamed to say I own one of these bad boys. Got it for my retirement gift. Fantastic gift for 50 years at the company. It’s in the window for all the neighbors to see!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is spectacular! Pls post pics or didn’t happen.

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't look under the shade, it's a trap! I'm on to you..

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the whole Q thing turns out to be a ploy to get me to drink Ovaltine, I'm gonna be pissed.

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry guys, can someone tell me whats with all the thighland stuff?

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you dont like it, lick a frozen pole

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MAGA_____bitches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blangclock ThighLand is my favorite place.

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TheSHazDroid 2 points ago +2 / -0

If its dark, and there is no bulb. I can see someone reaching up, "finger" the socket and get a nasty surprise.

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quigonkenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

FA RA RA RA RAA...RA RA RA RAAAA...

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ImperialxWarlord 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait? What? I feel like if I’m gone for more than a few hours I’m out of the loop.

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Moominz0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ragilé

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bobbybadass 1 point ago +2 / -1

We should probably move on to memes that are at least....well...funny. 20 lame 'thighland' threads. Don't we have important things to focus on???

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rabbitholed 1 point ago +1 / -0

its too late for christmas in july

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MrGone 1 point ago +1 / -0

I studied anatomy in college.

That's a male leg

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus you go to sleep and wake up to lamps and thighs! Can someone help me out? What’s cooking?

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EdmondDaunts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Capital city: Covefe

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Super_Duper_Wall 1 point ago +1 / -0

For what it’s worth... I was the 1776 updoot! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

REPORTING FOR DUTY!!

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Phonetically, that is correct pronunciation. We are the ones mispronouncing it with "Tie Land". Besides, it's more accurate to call it that, what with all the Hollywood producers and politicians taking vacations to Thighland for the Thai rent boys.

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NorseHighlander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, I managed to catch the burritos. What did I miss to incur all the Thailand puns?