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Ingersoll_Causality 32 points ago +32 / -0

And I'm completely fentaly mit for the office.

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MagaHippie88 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maga2020

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mainrift 5 points ago +5 / -0

At first read I thought this was a fentanyl joke. Which was fine. But it’s a dementia joke, also fine.

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Ingersoll_Causality 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch the interview clip, he actually says fentaly mit.

Edit: it's hard to tell, he can't get the words out.

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Slartibartfast1 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think it’s both.

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Mynamesprivate 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon, man, you have to get the job and get it to me as well and I'll be sure you have it on the calendar and will get you to do that and get it back on the website and then go ahead with the order process for a few more weeks to make it work for the future of your business plan for your future success with your company in order for the business and to provide your customers and your customers with a good reputation and will provide your business to the highest cocaine.

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sorry man, that made too much sense. Try again!

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

He may love kids jumping in his lap, but, he HATES Malarkey! Remember that come election day!

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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AIDS1255 12 points ago +12 / -0

Loves this guy during that forever long press conference where verbally he bitch slapped every reeeing press tard

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Evan_Evan_Evan 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have a source for all that winning?

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IntrepidBurger 12 points ago +12 / -0

Every Republican out of Texas except one has been absolutely amazing.

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Varangian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas? Or a XIT cowboy from Dalhart?