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Ameronaut 131 points ago +131 / -0

With real meth pieces!

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Oback_Barama 86 points ago +86 / -0

Dit’nt dew Nuttin’

I can Berry breave

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MegoThor 47 points ago +47 / -0

Chocolate Overdose

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Tullipso 22 points ago +22 / -0

slow clap Bravo.

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workinating 25 points ago +25 / -0

Fully baked

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Droford 21 points ago +21 / -0

Overbaked

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cjcivicx 2 points ago +2 / -0

WINNER!

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

Charred

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lovetrumpshat 22 points ago +22 / -0

Defudge the police

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deleted 13 points ago +14 / -1
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tommybrochill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit Lol damn dude

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AlphaNathan 28 points ago +28 / -0

High-fructose fentanyl

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 10 points ago +10 / -0

SURGEON GENITAL WARNING: may cause tooth loss and heart palpitation.

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Spicy_maymay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whothe gonna clean up thith meth?

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Creepy_Ginger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not that Kinda Guy.

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ChasingRed 61 points ago +61 / -0

(you have been banned from reddit)

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

I did get shadowbanned for ask Reddit whatever happened to the Free Tibet movement, I just loved that Richard Gere guy so much and he was so passionate about it. (and gerbils)

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Voluntaryism 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're still fighting. China are cucks, Chinese resistance movements are Chads. Taiwan, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Mongolia, Nepal, and just this year, India, have successfully fought of chinese attacks on their territories where their soldiers were, in cases, outnumbered more than 10:1.

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donjongun 9 points ago +9 / -0

I got banned from r/MakeMeSmile on a post of some black chick that was too dumb to get into a decent college because of her low test scores and 2.0 GPA and how because she was able to go to a HBCU, she was able to get three degrees and pursue her masters so I commented and said:

"Didn't Trump just sign a bill providing funding of 250 million dollars annually to HBCU? That's so awesome of him, he's done more for the black community than BLM has ever done."

Banned within 5 minutes of commenting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/i4t5fh/i_dont_know_if_this_has_been_posted_here_but_it/g0lkgy6/

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samsng2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really wonder how can one never be banned from reddit

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Smubbs 44 points ago +44 / -0

George was all the way baked

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lostremote- 17 points ago +17 / -0

Extra crispy

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Kekintosh2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wanon da grau

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Pickles 30 points ago +30 / -0

Mmmm with bits of fake $20 bills in it?

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Shitposter69 18 points ago +18 / -0

The streaks of fentanyl are my favorite part

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Pickles 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ooooo num num num num.. Is it true it comes in a gold plated container?

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Shitposter69 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but it does come with a free month of pornhub premium.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like Rum Raisin, except you die of cardiac failure.

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sustainable_saltmine 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ben and Jerry's is disgusting. I'd eat store brand first

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yea... I take store brand over BJ’s 9 times out of 10

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MrJugsMcBulge 5 points ago +5 / -0

I prefer BJs.

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ImWithHearse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Steve’s, if they have it. If they don’t, seek it out.

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LucidDreamer 18 points ago +18 / -0

How dare you make fun of Saint Floyd!

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Genericwhitemale 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s fentanyl floyd now

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South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fentanyl Flavored!

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BasementBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

The secret ingredient is fentanyl.

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bill_in_texas 8 points ago +8 / -0

I want to apologize to all. The upvote count was exactly 420 when I upvoted before realizing this was already at the most appropriate count. Sorry to blow it for y'all, pedes.

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TheB3ast 7 points ago +7 / -0

Top kek!

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's my favorite flavor!"

~Andrew Gillum

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Suffocatingly delicious

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOUR comment is my fav....

Epic!

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SLICKNICKV69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mmmmm delicious

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Droford 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got to tour the B&J factory a few years ago. Made being in the middle of nowhere Vermont a little less..boring. Vermont is actually very nice place just too bad the people who live there are wacko

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Whipple2946 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nah thats overbaked

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Support BLM's looting, murdering, and terrorist activities demonstrations with the new Black Licorice Milkshake flavor! We stand with our peaceful cop killers!

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Popsalock 4 points ago +4 / -0

He wasn't 1/2 baked. that dude was 5/2 baked. covid, meth, fentanyl, caffeine, weed, passing fake money, and resisting police; his heart didn't stand a chance.

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johnbillaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was overly baked.

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20MagnusKonrad20 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw a limited batch recently - Boots on the Mooooooooon, then the words "Space Force" stuck out to me. In that moment, I thought to myself, "Wow, Ben and Jerry's celebrating the Space Force? I'm surprised because B&J is normally pretty lef--oh it's for that dumb Netflix show and not the military branch of course."

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No_Malarkey_Joe 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you pay with a counterfeit $20 bill you get an extra pint for free.

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Dictator_Bob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ben and Jerry's is owned and operated by Unilever, a transnational chemical supply chain and manufacturing corporation. Unilever uses their products to illegally launder their anti-American political activity. Under the guise of peace loving tree hugging free loving hippies, a heartless FASCIST organization works to revert trade policies that favor their interests against ours.

This is the sad state of the US corporate system in many facets of our industries. A massive polluter and employer of substandard wages is allowed to operate with impunity as a friendly, bearded hippie activist.

May they burn in hell.

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spaceghost17 4 points ago +4 / -0

No wonder their ice cream was on sale, their going out of business!

LMAO

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TaggartCiscontinenta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ben Cohen & Jerry Greenfield.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Thrice Baked"

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

In a van down by the liquor store

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Chick-fill-eh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Half? Dude was triple baked, if not more.

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snekplisken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this the new and improved CHOKE recipe?

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Elloelle5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reeeeeeeeee!!!!! How dare you make fun if Saint George!!! He dindu nothing

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Trythisagain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Free needles inside!

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quality matieral, from The Donald, as always.

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rich77 3 points ago +3 / -0

is the fent included or do I have to overdose myself?

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a liquid drizzle.

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

So good, it'll take your breath away!

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guitarmastershredder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spicy!!!

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NineteenEightyFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine a pair of fat fucks who make sugary treats being so self involved that they think the world gives a shit about their idiotic politics.

Both of these assholes need to fuck off and have a heart attack already.

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I liked how Billy Crystal Parodied them in City Slickers

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

With real chocolate flavored crack rocks!

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RandomUzer 2 points ago +2 / -0

hehe ok you got me....

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makemyday007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve banned this crap ice cream from my house. Plenty of other non commie ice cream out there.

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Dude_abides 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not that kinda guy, says that kinda guy.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kneed'ed Cookie Dough.

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

With chocolate and raspberry swirls to represent the anal bleeding you get after you shove a bag of fenty up your squeak-hole.

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HuskeyG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get me some milk, this is too spicy!

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That made me laugh!!! Hahahahaha. Love it.

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ThickCheney 2 points ago +2 / -0

That guy was triple baked.

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ice cream connoisseurs proclaim..."It's a methterpiece"..."fentanyltastic to your senses"...

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

All joking aside, I’ve never had Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. It seems so overpriced for a company founded by a couple of rich kids who protest da man.

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've had a few of them. The Cherry Garcia is pretty good, but I don't get the hype over they're ice cream.

Now, Farr's ice cream in Utah? I've drive across the state (and through states) to get some. Grape Lime Ricky Sorbet