2148 Going To Lunch In Portland (media.patriots.win) posted 201 days ago by CommuNewsom1917 +2148 / -0 96 comments share 96 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (96) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 129 ▼ – TwoCurvedHollowFangs 129 points 201 days ago +130 / -1 Lol, careful. It’s a member of the tank division of PANTIFA permalink save report block reply ▲ 33 ▼ – Highball 33 points 200 days ago +33 / -0 I'm sure he can just casually walk away in a serpentine pattern. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – Mr_Clit_Beastwood 18 points 200 days ago +18 / -0 Navigate nimbly 'pede! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – TheLivingExample 18 points 200 days ago +18 / -0 A Pantzer. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 78 ▼ – deleted 78 points 201 days ago +78 / -0 ▲ 31 ▼ – deleted 31 points 200 days ago +31 / -0 ▲ 18 ▼ – CovefefeREEEE 18 points 200 days ago +18 / -0 "Look, fat." permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 198 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – HockeyMom4Trump 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 OMG. Took me a second too. I thought his ice cream looked especially creamy...KEK permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 60 ▼ – PartandParcel 60 points 201 days ago +60 / -0 Now that is funny. permalink save report block reply ▲ 47 ▼ – lord_nougat 47 points 201 days ago +47 / -0 TWO SCOOPS of PINK BLORP permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – deleted 16 points 200 days ago +16 / -0 ▲ 14 ▼ – YellowCrazyAnt 14 points 200 days ago +14 / -0 0 licks, that I can tell you. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – lord_nougat 5 points 200 days ago +5 / -0 Zero to barf in instant seconds! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – trumpORbust 6 points 200 days ago +6 / -0 Slurm permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Elseebee 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 Its highly addictive! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 40 ▼ – Kamala_Harris 40 points 201 days ago +40 / -0 That might be the funniest thing I’ve seen this year. permalink save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – CommuNewsom1917 [S] 18 points 201 days ago +18 / -0 Are you Rolling? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – Kamala_Harris 14 points 201 days ago +14 / -0 Well, I don’t roll quite as easily as the tanker would. But yes. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – deleted 10 points 201 days ago +10 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – CovefefeREEEE 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 Cantcha see I'm White n Nerdy. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 28 ▼ – deleted 28 points 200 days ago +28 / -0 ▲ 6 ▼ – CovefefeREEEE 6 points 200 days ago +6 / -0 LOL. I love this site! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 27 ▼ – deleted 27 points 201 days ago +28 / -1 ▲ 12 ▼ – crimsonfancy 12 points 200 days ago +12 / -0 I came to say "two scoops" but one giant one is still too much for me to handle. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 26 ▼ – deleted 26 points 201 days ago +26 / -0 ▲ 14 ▼ – deleted 14 points 200 days ago +14 / -0 ▲ 9 ▼ – Southern_Belle 9 points 200 days ago +9 / -0 Sometimes it says "Black D only!" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – YouKnwNthgJonSnow 8 points 200 days ago +8 / -0 And posts, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” of facebook permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 22 ▼ – jiujiujiu 22 points 200 days ago +23 / -1 Omg I thought that was real ice cream permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – malarky 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 Me too. I thought it was just using the "lady's" head as a cherry or something. Then I figured out her whole body was the ice cream. This is brilliant! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – Psycochico 20 points 201 days ago +20 / -0 It took me a minute to find the problem. I'm on mobile so I had to zoom in to find the tiny head popping out of the rolls. permalink save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – OneBigMaga 20 points 200 days ago +20 / -0 Who saw ice cream before they realized it was a person? permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Jack_NC 6 points 200 days ago +6 / -0 everyone. that was the joke. :( permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – AtariArtist 19 points 200 days ago +19 / -0 Holy shit that’s subtle on mobile. permalink save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – TrumpetkaTrumpolska 17 points 201 days ago +17 / -0 😂😂😂!New Ben&Jerry flavor:Beached Whale Strawberry ! permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points 200 days ago +9 / -0 Pink ham planet Blueberry blubber butt Back titty sprinkles permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – redgreenyellowblu 5 points 200 days ago +5 / -0 Goody Goody Gunt Drops permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Spudster 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 Underrated, needs more upvotes permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 Fudge fupa permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – Meatbank84 15 points 200 days ago +15 / -0 I’m fat and I could fit in her spare tire. That’s a huge bitch permalink save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – Dudemanfoo 15 points 201 days ago +15 / -0 DON'T EAT THAT BRO!!! You don't know where it's been... permalink save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – DrinkLikeAGilmore 14 points 200 days ago +14 / -0 Do you always carry an ice cream cone with you for moments like this? lol permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – CommuNewsom1917 [S] 10 points 200 days ago +10 / -0 Nordic Gamer: YES permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Spudster 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 That was my first thought, too. Does he just have a backpack full of props for impromptu meme photos? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – CommuNewsom1917 [S] 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 Since the launch of Clown Pride Worldwide, You Have To Always Be Ready permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – GWNorthman 13 points 201 days ago +13 / -0 Two Scoops! permalink save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – South_Florida_Guy 21 points 201 days ago +21 / -0 800 scoops permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Tyscribz 9 points 201 days ago +9 / -0 LMAO! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – CommuNewsom1917 [S] 13 points 201 days ago +13 / -0 2 Genders permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – RohdKill_2020 12 points 200 days ago +12 / -0 It took me and my girl a minute to understand this picture! That is one chunky monkey! permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – oorahcreamedcorn 11 points 200 days ago +11 / -0 oh what the fuck i thought this was an icecream okay permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – deleted 9 points 201 days ago +9 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – Magafactured 5 points 200 days ago +5 / -0 It's true - Because of the colder weather, women can keep their body under wraps, unlike those further south. Shirts tied around the waist, etc., which inevitably leads to advanced OBD (Oregon Butt Disease). permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – fuckdemswithcactus 9 points 200 days ago +9 / -0 not gonna lie. He got me permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – The_New_Pope 5 points 200 days ago +5 / -0 metoo permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – KeepTheFaith 8 points 200 days ago +9 / -1 MAKE FAT POS SHAMING GREAT AGAIN!!!!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Flahusky 7 points 200 days ago +7 / -0 It's a Karen cone permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 200 days ago +6 / -0 ▲ 6 ▼ – KaptinKeezey 6 points 200 days ago +6 / -0 Not sure how related this is to T_D, but I love it lol. And that sure counts as at least 2 scoops lol :P permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – remember1776 5 points 200 days ago +5 / -0 My 666 lb. Life permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Kaizen 5 points 200 days ago +5 / -0 Pede, how many scoops is that??!?!?! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – DangleBarry 3 points 200 days ago +3 / -0 All of them lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – MudDog 4 points 200 days ago +4 / -0 Too bad she didn't leave any ice cream for you! permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – HiddenDekuScrub 4 points 200 days ago +4 / -0 Oh that's just gross.... permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Gwoz8881 3 points 200 days ago +3 / -0 RIP brother permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Drew 3 points 200 days ago +3 / -0 2 scoops! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – xBigCoffinHunter 3 points 200 days ago +3 / -0 Lo fucking l permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – HeretostayUSA 3 points 200 days ago +3 / -0 Savage! 😂 permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – HEXEN 3 points 200 days ago +3 / -0 This is fucking hilarious. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – h4b1t 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 I thought this was a 2 scoops joke until i looked closer, LOL! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – Analophigus 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 I laughed and laughed until I looked down and realized aww I am that fat 😂😂😂 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ManInAVanWithAPlan 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 :D permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DArtist51 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 So happy to see a pede with a sense of humor in P-town. That place is so damned depressing. Source: lives in Vancouver, Wa permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – CommuNewsom1917 [S] 2 points 200 days ago +2 / -0 It really is but you have to dance in the rain when the storm comes! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DArtist51 1 point 199 days ago +1 / -0 I completely agree! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Phillysmackdown 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 Lmfao. I'll skio that scooo though..enjoy oede🤣😂 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Nodnarb 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 I thout that was pink ice cream for a sec, legit. Im dumb. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Wharf_Rat 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 topkek lad permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Spezcuck 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 White Star wants its ocean liner back permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Betterdeadthanreddit 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 Don’t eat that if your allergic to cat hair! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – 3BagFullFarm 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 That's funny. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – MythArcana 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 ¡K3K! 🐸👍 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – CelesteD 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 I legit couldn't tell the funny for three whole seconds, I need to sleep. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – WillyP702 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 HAHA In a sane world she would see this picture as a wake up call. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – allpraisekek 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0 No pre-existing conditions... permalink save report block reply
Lol, careful. It’s a member of the tank division of PANTIFA
I'm sure he can just casually walk away in a serpentine pattern.
Navigate nimbly 'pede!
A Pantzer.
"Look, fat."
OMG. Took me a second too. I thought his ice cream looked especially creamy...KEK
Now that is funny.
TWO SCOOPS of PINK BLORP
0 licks, that I can tell you.
Zero to barf in instant seconds!
Slurm
Its highly addictive!
That might be the funniest thing I’ve seen this year.
Are you Rolling?
Well, I don’t roll quite as easily as the tanker would. But yes.
Cantcha see I'm White n Nerdy.
LOL. I love this site!
I came to say "two scoops" but one giant one is still too much for me to handle.
Sometimes it says "Black D only!"
And posts, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” of facebook
Omg I thought that was real ice cream
Me too. I thought it was just using the "lady's" head as a cherry or something. Then I figured out her whole body was the ice cream.
This is brilliant!
It took me a minute to find the problem. I'm on mobile so I had to zoom in to find the tiny head popping out of the rolls.
Who saw ice cream before they realized it was a person?
everyone. that was the joke. :(
Holy shit that’s subtle on mobile.
😂😂😂!New Ben&Jerry flavor:Beached Whale Strawberry !
Pink ham planet
Blueberry blubber butt
Back titty sprinkles
Goody Goody Gunt Drops
Underrated, needs more upvotes
Fudge fupa
I’m fat and I could fit in her spare tire. That’s a huge bitch
DON'T EAT THAT BRO!!!
You don't know where it's been...
Do you always carry an ice cream cone with you for moments like this? lol
Nordic Gamer: YES
That was my first thought, too. Does he just have a backpack full of props for impromptu meme photos?
Since the launch of Clown Pride Worldwide, You Have To Always Be Ready
Two Scoops!
800 scoops
LMAO!
2 Genders
It took me and my girl a minute to understand this picture! That is one chunky monkey!
oh what the fuck i thought this was an icecream okay
It's true - Because of the colder weather, women can keep their body under wraps, unlike those further south. Shirts tied around the waist, etc., which inevitably leads to advanced OBD (Oregon Butt Disease).
not gonna lie. He got me
metoo
MAKE FAT POS SHAMING GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!
It's a Karen cone
Not sure how related this is to T_D, but I love it lol.
And that sure counts as at least 2 scoops lol :P
My 666 lb. Life
Pede, how many scoops is that??!?!?!
All of them lol
Too bad she didn't leave any ice cream for you!
Oh that's just gross....
RIP brother
2 scoops!
Lo fucking l
Savage! 😂
This is fucking hilarious.
I thought this was a 2 scoops joke until i looked closer, LOL!
I laughed and laughed until I looked down and realized aww I am that fat 😂😂😂
:D
So happy to see a pede with a sense of humor in P-town. That place is so damned depressing.
Source: lives in Vancouver, Wa
It really is but you have to dance in the rain when the storm comes!
I completely agree!
Lmfao. I'll skio that scooo though..enjoy oede🤣😂
I thout that was pink ice cream for a sec, legit. Im dumb.
topkek lad
White Star wants its ocean liner back
Don’t eat that if your allergic to cat hair!
That's funny.
¡K3K! 🐸👍
I legit couldn't tell the funny for three whole seconds, I need to sleep.
HAHA In a sane world she would see this picture as a wake up call.
No pre-existing conditions...