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HumbleMemeFarmer 109 points ago +109 / -0

In other news, Garbage Pail Kids still exist!

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nachosamplerREBORN 63 points ago +63 / -0

Seriously, that’s a big bar, but he real story is the time machine. I can’t imagine a single GPK card not infuriating an SJW.

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Tx50bmg 31 points ago +33 / -2

That’s the first thing I noticed as well! Sweaty Betty and Fat Matt would have disclaimers about being “healthy at any size!” 🙄

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labajada 10 points ago +10 / -0

"first thing"?

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MAGA_Skull 5 points ago +6 / -1

cracked sheldon!

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salvecitizen 16 points ago +16 / -0

They exist in the physical world so the SJWs don't know about them.

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Losers_Arent_Winners 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol I thought awhile back about making Garbage Pail Kids like trading cards but of all the famous SJW's like AIDS Skrillex, the flappy arm fat girl, etc

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Nalgahyde 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget about MoldyLocks.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a bad idea - I’d sit on that until after the election. Depending on the outcome, you may have a solid business idea or end up in a labor camp or jail.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 20 points ago +20 / -0

FUCK YES!!!!! Beavis and Butthead is coming back, garbage pail kids sighted in the wild, and Donald Trump is still yo' mufuggin president!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a time to be alive!

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Thep1mp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow. Have not thought of those in 30+ years

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Deplorable_Meme 6 points ago +6 / -0

This site has a gallery of all the sets. I'm an 80s kid so these were huge to me.

http://geepeekay.com/

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BeTransformed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can almost smell them!

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yeahbuddyFspez 2 points ago +2 / -0

This the real story, OP.

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crimsonfancy 30 points ago +30 / -0

We certainly do. It's such a contrast. I think the ones that don't take care of themselves, alter their figures and body in any way possible is a symptom of leftism rather than an indication. Everyone can look good and for some it may take more work but we know that leftists avoid any work whatsoever.

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Easter_Bunny 49 points ago +50 / -1

Take off that mask, I'll bet you're a beautiful young lady.

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BlinkinSun [S] 45 points ago +46 / -1

Unfortunately, some stores require them. We both have loose-fitting bandanas for going out and I wear a gutted out 3M mask at work (by force). We never wear them anywhere if it isn’t mandatory. It’s all fake.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 14 points ago +14 / -0

My Governor recently decreed a mask mandate. The last D Governor to do so. I can't believe how many fall for this crap, and actually think it does something. Blissfully ignorant of the fact plannedemic was put on pause for plannedriots, and that most rioters wore masks but created the current spike.

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Isolated_Patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

I've stopped doing business anywhere that requires masks as long as there are other places that do not. Makes life more difficult, and even more expensive, but worth it to support businesses that are not run by cucks.

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BlinkinSun [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

We wore masks very early on (real 3M N95 masks) when it first showed up in the US as I had followed all of the posts about the Wuhan viral lab and everything since November on 4chan and knew it was either propaganda or something serious. Not knowing which it was, we we cautious. We got laughed at in public but didn’t care... There is little left unknown so we absolutely do not wear them unless we have to. Unfortunately, almost every place we could possibly want to go to mandates masks in my city. The first few places to do it were boycotted... then my work mandated it... then every store we went to and all of the alternatives.

It’s pretty crap.

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Horkers4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, I wear masks in businesses I like because our idiot governor decided that the business gets in trouble if I'm not wearing it.

Most places I go to have signs that say something to the effect of "Just wear the mask so we can stay open". Everyone knows it's bullshit, but stupid governor is stupid governor and it'll be over soon enough.

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those 3M N95 masks work a lot better if you remove the little flapper inside the exhaust valve. Don't tell anyone.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Masks are required everywhere in Oregon and I just walk in without a mask and the worst I’ve had is some constipated looks from liberals, who say nothing, but probably go home and post on Twitter some made up story how they confronted me and everyone clapped.

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dykstra89 4 points ago +4 / -0

same, haven't worn one yet. worst i got was some male feminist at the bank asked if i had one and i said no and he told me they were required and i said 'okie doke' . while he was processing my transaction i told him i was gonna go through the drive through the but american flag on the back of my truck is too tall, i had to back out

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gabagoo 38 points ago +38 / -0

thats not a mask. maybe she is trying to avoid being doxxed

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well her mask makes me very uncomfortable. She needs to be in "Hotties for Trump"

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CapnKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s not a mask. She just held up a dollar store.

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Kilroy777 11 points ago +11 / -0

TY, could use one

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Horkers4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

"100% Belgian chocolate"

"Made in the USA"

🤔

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LadyLuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

While lulzy, it could be a legit reference to Belgian-style chocolate (ie made by hand, base chocolate never stored in solid form so never remelted so better taste, etc) - sorta like you can have a 100% Mexican restaurant with food still "Made in the USA."

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cybertoke 6 points ago +6 / -0

In their defence. Most american chocolate sucks. Like, compare pretty much any european chocolate brand to hersheys and they'll always win out.

(not all chocolate is as bad as hersheys tho. so, fair enough)

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silflay 24 points ago +24 / -0

Sad, they mis-spelled "yuge".

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Nadlers_Belt 20 points ago +20 / -0

I want to see what’s in the Victoria’s Secret bag.

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BlinkinSun [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

You’d probably personally benefit from looking at my post on the 4th of July.

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Nadlers_Belt 8 points ago +8 / -0

I remember that one!

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BlinkinSun [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

We had to postpone for a ridiculous Reason... both of our families are buying the fear mongering hook, line and sinker. They were all unwilling to travel to Florida to come to our wedding due to the fake case spikes here. So now we have to wait until the election is over so that the fake pandemic can go away.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get a courthouse wedding now and have a ceremony wedding later on!

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Phins360_FL 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sorry to hear that, hopefully a good lesson for you at your age of how effective propaganda can be.

Call the JOP. See if they can make it official. Hen have the "ceremony" part later.

My wife and I did that way back when, I was deploying over for Desert Shield/Storm didn't know when I would get back and we wanted to make it official before I left.

Congratulations.

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MAGA_100X 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, I just benefited.

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Whenagain 7 points ago +7 / -0

This should be the top comment. We have the best women don't we folks?

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oorahcreamedcorn 14 points ago +14 / -0

idk if the dude on the bar or the girl is more attractive. PEDES ARE BEAUTIFUL IN N OUT

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Yucky 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wait... Garbage Pail Kids?!?!?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm torn how to handle the new mask mandate here. I have a medical exemption and could go around flaunting it everywhere, or I could get a horse thief bandana like this, a John Wayne mask, cowboy hat, six guns, and spurs.

Whichever would cause the bigger ruckus

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rma92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pepe mask!

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last years Halloween mask

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Huginn 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best chocolate. No one else anywhere in the world is doing anything like it. No one at all.

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BlinkinSun [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best ladies, folks. She was a hit on the 4th of July. Check my old posts if you want to confirm your suspicions.

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Porkchop-express 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’s in the Victoria secret bag

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MixedBlacknWhite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where in time are you???

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EyeOfMars 5 points ago +5 / -0

What time looping store did you step into? An entire endcap dedicated to Garbage Pail Kids, and what looks to be a salvaged carpet from a 90s arcade.

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sneak 5 points ago +5 / -0

cute

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cybertoke 4 points ago +5 / -1

Literal Trad Wife Dress. You picked a good one. ^^ MAGA

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FUCK_TYLER 3 points ago +3 / -0

What store is this?

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sick, Garbage Pail Kids!!!

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Anus_Blenders_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want one

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TaggartCiscontinenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet she’s happy she brought a change of panties after finding that bad boy

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

What store is this?! Looks awesome!

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I noticed the receipt. So, a HUGE bar of chocolate and a little something else . . . nice.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

They misspelled Yuge

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3BagFullFarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take off the mask... unless your enslaved to Islam.

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Archon69 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was spelled "YUUUGE".

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AetherSurreal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take off your cuck muzzle.

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