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Yeah I know its a chicken on 4chan. But dammit! (i.4cdn.org) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by Trumper007 ago by Trumper007 +408 / -0
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ComeysPrisonWallet 22 points ago +23 / -1

I used to have a pet chicken when I was very young and they are very affectionate and seem to enjoy the company of people.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pigs are too, as are cows. Why God, why did you make all the tasty critters nice? Was it too much to ask for a single good tasting, asshole beastie? Like Yellow Jackets that taste like strawberries or something.

Life is cruel sometimes.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

In Mother Russia, pussy eats you!

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing wrong with loving cows and beef.

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, you're the Human, here. You have authority to make the animal your lunch, or your pet. You can keep Chickens and still eat Chicken.

A Vegetarian once tried to call me a hypocrite because I have a pet dog, but the Chinese eat dogs. "Well, if you can make that call, why can't I decide it's alright to eat your dog?"

To which I answered "You can decide that. And if you attempt to act on it, I will shoot you until you die with my guns, because I ALSO have the power to decide that my life, and possessions, and pets, are more valuable than the life of a thief who is threatening my dog."

We're created to be sovereigns over our own little spheres, and also to understand that we're guests when we enter into another's sphere. In MY sphere, Chicken Salad, Chicken Cutlets, Fried Chicken, Chicken Sandwiches, etc. are food. The two Roosters who live a couple houses down and occasionally come visit my yard are pets. Because I am lord over my life, and I have deemed it to be so.

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stellamonkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

gots me in the feels...... ;-p amongst all the bleak shit generated, for absolutely no reason, against the GEOTUS and the rest of us good guys...thanks. 'pede!!

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BernillaryClanders 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some are, most aren't. I've raised many different breeds over the years and silkies seem to be the friendliest. Polish top hats are pretty friendly overall as well.

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BabyPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've always wanted pet chickens so badly, ever since i was a small kid. This really got me in the heart. Sweet birds and little kids are something that just pulls at my heart strings.

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CapnKek 18 points ago +18 / -0

No tendies flair?

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Trumper007 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

You Sir are a God among men. Done.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen kid, I've got information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clin...

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TrumpMagaNoBama 13 points ago +13 / -0

A Boy and His Chicken.

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Everybody_Lies 9 points ago +9 / -0

❤️

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AlphaOmega 5 points ago +5 / -0

White boy hugs white chicken ignores mixed color chicken.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RACISM!!!!

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BabyPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm actually glad he ignored the mixed colour one. I cant tell what breed they are but that one looks to be a rooster ant they are typical aggressive when touched.

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Okillmakeanaccount 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is adorable. The little boy remind me of my boys.

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wolfygirl2 2 points ago +2 / -0

😍

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WassermanSchultz 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is the nicest thing I've seen all day.

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TwoIfBySea 1 point ago +1 / -0

That roo is not happy with this situation.

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so beautiful <3 I love my Chickens

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also love chicken.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +3 / -2

Merica!! Maga2020

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Brandon1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanx man. I need some aww with my coffee!!