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Scroon 39 points ago +39 / -0

In other words, don't stick you dick in crazy.

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Visolatte 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think she made a big mistake:

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s the big mistake?

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scottfree 73 points ago +73 / -0

Anytime anybody breaks up with you for any reason at all...they're doing you a favor. Say thank-you and keep it moving.

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crimsonfancy 31 points ago +31 / -0

This exactly. Trust in yourself and never let it get you down. We'll have to deal with countless relationships and they don't always jibe.
If she's that shallow, she's not good enough.

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AngelMark 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its God weeding out the bad ones!

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jiujiujiu 8 points ago +13 / -5

Well... sometimes you have things you need to change about yourself lol

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jiujiujiu 3 points ago +8 / -5

So if you keep punching your gf in the face and she breaks up with you it’s not your fault and you don’t need to change?

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 2 points ago +3 / -1

KEK

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Ballind 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's still a favor that she's leaving you rather than sending you to jail

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

No she needs to change and shoot the dude in the face

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol you are advocating the opposite.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're a fucking clown. LOLZ

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labajada 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never look back.

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Deplorable_Yankee 41 points ago +41 / -0

Sounds like she did you a favor pede.

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catbertz 27 points ago +27 / -0

Send her a chocolate cake with "Thank you" written on top. 😁

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HighEmergy 19 points ago +19 / -0

A HETEROSEXUAL CAKE

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catsfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't tell which gender you are from reading this (it might be me)

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brsmith77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well I agree on 50% of the message. I would chose a different first word though lol

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Visolatte 9 points ago +11 / -2

I believe that worthless fentanyl Floyd was sent sent for a reason.

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lifeisahologram 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lacks source pictures, D-

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SemperFree 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lucky man

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JoeBob 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope it’s all true.

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MAGASquatch 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rember all those celebrities that promised to "leave the USA... if Drumpf got elected?"... we're still waiting.

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turdinthepunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

op's life moves fast

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Anus_Blenders_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

GLL, Book of Pook, Blueprint Decoded, Blackdragon

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Winning!!!!! Holy shit! Yeah fuck that bitch!

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A_Feral_Duck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes the best revenge is success and happiness.

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Cminc 3 points ago +3 / -0

You guys cant keep assigning your value and self worth to who youre fucking.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like it all worked out my dude

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't even be in the same room with a liberal. Same planet either. They gotta be purged

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G_regulator 2 points ago +3 / -1

FLEX L E X

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