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PatriotsandBacon 97 points ago +98 / -1

I, PatriotsandBacon, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

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Octavio 46 points ago +47 / -1

I, Octavio, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

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Raindrops1984 30 points ago +32 / -2

WWG1WGA

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Tomato 16 points ago +16 / -0

I, Tomato, like pickles.

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Octavio 3 points ago +3 / -0

All you get is lettuce. Useless iceberg lettuce.

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Cuck_Slayer24 14 points ago +14 / -0

I, Cuck_Slayer24, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

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NavyGuy 11 points ago +11 / -0

I, NavyGuy, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

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MidwestNorsk 9 points ago +10 / -1

Skol!

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nothingberg 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm stealing that

I, nothingberg, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

This oath has no expiration date.

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

No need for me to repeat the oath here. But count me in.

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ParkingLotRanger 37 points ago +37 / -0

I already took that oath 30 years ago.

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WinstonSmith1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

same here. Never renounced it

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saltfarmer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Took it in '81 and still holding true to my oath.

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WinstonSmith1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are legion. The Democrats forget that

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

I, MaxineWaters4Prez, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

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Mitschu 5 points ago +5 / -0

I, Joe Biden, now listen here, look, do you not even are you for real with this Constitution of the States United against all, you know, the the the thing and besides I am, so uh false witness and there's no evidence, and I take everything freely, because you know that mentally, uh, uh, you know, cut the crap, so I well will well will will well Faith Hill, the singer, great guy, you gotta meet him, now I need to make a doodie in the office I am didn't I enter it? God help me, please.