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mr_meatball_disaster 191 points ago +191 / -0

Those are rookie numbers!

We’ve got to pump those numbers up

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kalokagathia 72 points ago +72 / -0

LOL that was my immediate mental response.

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Pepedom 49 points ago +50 / -1

This is the only valid response

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TwoStar 37 points ago +37 / -0

Came here to see that. Was not disappointed.

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NorthAfricanViolet 36 points ago +36 / -0

Damn... Looks like I need to buy more guns.

My exact thoughts when I read this post.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 26 points ago +26 / -0

May the libs (and especially the Dems) see these numbers and remember who they are dealing with.

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some_random_dude 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I have too many guns" - no one ever

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Pepedom 28 points ago +30 / -2

Did you also have an unfortunate boat accident like I did?

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TwoStar 28 points ago +28 / -0

I will check, but I think the style guide says to refer to it as a "tragic boating accident".

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tragic AND frequent

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swimjim 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm a slow learner.

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Pepedom 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ahhh....Must be an east coast/west coast thing.

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BalorGafdan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is, see NY SAFE act. All of us lost our guns in a tragic boating accident. 5 more years till I get outta here and can dredge them up ;)

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CaptainYuck 58 points ago +58 / -0

If gun ownership was anywhere near as dangerous as the left pretended it was then this country would already be a destroyed hellscape lmao

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wiombims 16 points ago +16 / -0

They're doing their best, give the left some credit! Look at the success they've had in smouldering their own cities. You can't buy dedication like that ... oh wait ...

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ANCsemi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Widespread gun ownership makes everything safer. January's Virginia rally was a perfect example- "An armed society is a polite society."

The ONLY reason that any government has ever feared an armed civilian population, is for fear of a coup against their own tyranny. Ironically, the left's gun-grabbing and fear-mongering tactics have only pushed the country to arm ourselves better. Including those of us who had never in our lives intended to purchase a firearm. And now we have a nationwide ammo shortage 😄🇺🇸

SPEZ: Extra thoughts.

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Live_Free_1776 14 points ago +14 / -0

At minimum three. Handgun, rifle, and shotgun.

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GuerillaYourDreams 8 points ago +8 / -0

One rifle, one shotgun, and a handgun for every member in the house that’s over 18!

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BalorGafdan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lemme fix that FAQ for ya friend:

Q: How many guns should I have? A: Yes.

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Siteless_Vagrant 29 points ago +29 / -0

INFRINGED.

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rma92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Modern grenade launchers can be purchased - only machine guns made after 1986 are unobtanium.

The launcher is an NFA Destructive Device, so requires a $200 NFA tax stamp (like a suppressor). However, each grenade is also a destructive device, and requires it's own $200 NFA tax stamp.

So this is impractical.

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ScepticalPanjandrum1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it possible to learn this power... lol

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Chronx 2 points ago +2 / -0

tell that to Afghanistan and Iraq, I don't think they got the memo. All throughout history superior forces have been beaten my tiny militias! It is not the weapon in your hand, but how you use it and your tactics

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Lincoln_Ford 26 points ago +27 / -1

Stop. I can only get so erect.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

One of my favorite Krieger lines!

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Lincoln_Ford 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mine too. I try to find places in my life that I can use the quote.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

“I like coffee how I like my women...black, bitter, and preferably fair trade”

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like my coffee how I like my women.... black, ground up and in the freezer

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Lol_Garrus 20 points ago +20 / -0

"excited patriotic noises"

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some_random_dude 6 points ago +6 / -0

* "tragic" boating accidents

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Psycochico 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't think that fruit could go door to door to sell girl scout cookies. Maybe he'll send the social workers to try to pry these out of people's homes. If they did some sort of buy back program, it would require doubling the national debt. I'm praying for a Trump win so prices can calm the fuck down and I can re-supply at a normal price in the not too distant future.

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Polkadotard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Buyback? I didn't purchase my former arsenal (sadly lost at sea) from the government.

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FlyingHounds 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't buy back what they never owned.

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80960KA 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they did a buyback I'm making like 20 hardware store pipe nipple specials to "sell" them.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

The $7 12ga. zip gun for the win!

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you think they’ll tip off CNN so they can be there?

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ElGuapo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Behind every blade of grass...

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swimjim 10 points ago +10 / -0

And every tree, and every rock, and every shrubbery...

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Anus_Blenders_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

NI!

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swimjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

A nice two level one with a path through the middle.

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PartandParcel 16 points ago +16 / -0

You love to see it. But more guns ppl. The democrats hate to see armed civilians!

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kagnificent 13 points ago +13 / -0

Freedom sticks.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 13 points ago +13 / -0

They need to remember this before they go assassinating Trump

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residue69 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's it?!

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bitchlasagna 11 points ago +11 / -0

America, Fuck Yea!

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Mr_Man 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuckin A we do bitch.

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HoneyBadger32 11 points ago +11 / -0

By liberal logic how are we not all dead from mass shootings and gun violence? I mean, due to the direct correlation to firearm ownership and gun violence.

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DonutDog 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any pedes out there have a recommendation for a good, inexpensive pump action shotgun? I keep hearing Remington 870, Savage 320, and Mossberg 500. Anything else?

Unfortunately gun shops around me are pretty wiped out, but I'll be picking one up after the hysteria dies down.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 9 points ago +9 / -0

You'll never go wrong with the 870.

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DonutDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, that's the one I'm leaning towards since it has such a huge following. Also cause I used to own a Remington .270 that never skipped a beat. Sold it for a Bodyguard cause I wanted something more practical for home defense, but I miss range days with that gun.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sentiments exactly! I just pulled mine out yesterday to have a project for the day. The guy I got it from made a wood pistol grip that fit his gorilla hands and is uncomfortable for mine. I just finished oiling up the gun and moving towards getting the grip off when I got sidetracked. I'm going to leave her on the couch so I have to look at her every day until I get-er-done. Wingmaster for the .win!

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Fuck_commies_2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want a Mossberg Persuader so badly. And not just because Jack Reacher used one.

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DonutDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Persuader is badass, but looks tough to shoot skeet with since there's no stock. What do you think?

Edit: Nevermind, I'm a dumbass. Just saw that there is a version with the full stock.

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Polkadotard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get both. A good shotgun is indispensable for home security. Get several of each then buy ammo. Then buy more ammo.

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Psycochico 7 points ago +7 / -0

The lakes are nothing but guns! No room for any fish! We need to buy more! If you aren't in the double digits, what are you doing with your time? Unfortunately for any future ATF/FBI, all of mine were lost in my local lake recently.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Step 1: Fuck around Step 2: Find out

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Hereforagoodtime 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know who needs to hear this... Yeah! I do know, just kidding! Hi, Antifa and BLM thugs. Don't come to my neighborhood, we will politely ask you to leave, once!

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Polkadotard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, Minus the 14 I lost in that boating accident.

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RonPaul1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guys, guys! The best part about this is that these posts are from at least a year or two ago! They don't account for the recording breaking month after month of gun sales we have had so far in 2020! You guys are joking, but we really DID make those look like rookie numbers!! I fucking love this country! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💪💪💪

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +6 / -1

But how many Americans can effectively shoot? That's the REAL number.

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Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

hopefully everybody buying a firearm at least takes a few lessons in basic shooting. better than nothing.

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Live_Free_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Half a billion small arms, trillions of rounds of ammo. Feels good man.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

When was this tweet? I think this is old. I heard somewhere that the panic buying at the beginning of covid 19 took us over the 600 million mark. My buddy works at a gun store. Day one they sold five guns. Was their best day in a year. Day two they sold fifty. Day three they sold out and backordered another 75. I love America.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have 5 handguns, one AR and a trap shotgun. I'm doing my part!

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I_BLEED_FREEDOM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well... I still have room in my safe... So... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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ScepticalPanjandrum1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crying tears of joy. Dont ever Change America. You are the last bastion of the world, flawed and imperfect nonetheless, she is all we`ve got.

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jps135 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just bought my first AR with my saved stimulus check money!! I guess you could say it is government issued ..thanks uncle sam!! Springfield SAINT

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only tighland a kekistam island is better than us in this aspect. They have yuge, massive amounts of guns in thighland, thighwaii judge cannot ban them like ever

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GingerMinky 2 points ago +2 / -0

STILL NOT ENOUGH

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KRosen333 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is so fucking awesome.

I still need to buy some new guns though.

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Honkey_McCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Behind every blade of grass...

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thereal____ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I might have one, or maybe two, of those. Wait, actually I lost those a couple weeks ago when my house was flooded. Guess I better buy more.

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Anus_Blenders_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

We the fucking People

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ThickCheney 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not happy until I can buy one of those automatic grenade launchers.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come try and get them Robert Francis...

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DicksOutForHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are the militia!

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Naughtalus 1 point ago +1 / -0

American civilians literally drive the global small arms market. American Civilian small arms is market is larger than all government small arms combined by 2.5x