319-219, man, c'mon, are you kiddin' me? Are you a junkie? You're not black, so cut the malarkey.
450-21.
20 of those will be faithless electors, and 1 will be from a judge in Hawaii.
California will see two fucking a white men running, neither of whom are promising socialism, and a fuse will short circuit. By the time the state recovers they'll realize that they accidentally abstained entirely by not counting their votes in time.
The rest of the blue states, looking to Cali for guidance, will think that abstaining was a political statement in the face of clear defeat, and not NPC segfaults in the face of a non-Bernie candidate to cheer for, and follow suit.
Meanwhile, there will be a scandal in the media that distracts people from several Democrat strongholds accidentallying their vote, when it is revealed live on air during his concession that Joe Biden voted for Donald Trump because "I've listened to the other guy give speeches, Jesus Christ. They'll let anybody run for president as long as he kowtows and powwows with the right cockroaches. And speaking of the black vote, who's this Brock Yomama guy pretending he was a president, can you believe it?"
319-219, man, c'mon, are you kiddin' me? Are you a junkie? You're not black, so cut the malarkey.
450-21.
20 of those will be faithless electors, and 1 will be from a judge in Hawaii.
California will see two fucking a white men running, neither of whom are promising socialism, and a fuse will short circuit. By the time the state recovers they'll realize that they accidentally abstained entirely by not counting their votes in time.
The rest of the blue states, looking to Cali for guidance, will think that abstaining was a political statement in the face of clear defeat, and not NPC segfaults in the face of a non-Bernie candidate to cheer for, and follow suit.
Meanwhile, there will be a scandal in the media that distracts people from several Democrat strongholds accidentallying their vote, when it is revealed live on air during his concession that Joe Biden voted for Donald Trump because "I've listened to the other guy give speeches, Jesus Christ. They'll let anybody run for president as long as he kowtows and powwows with the right cockroaches. And speaking of the black vote, who's this Brock Yomama guy pretending he was a president, can you believe it?"