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Kweebecker 27 points ago +27 / -0

Remember when Obama said to the Russian diplomat, caught on a hot mic, "this is my last election, once it is done, I will have more room to give you deals"?

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leakmouth 23 points ago +23 / -0

I think he said “I’ll have more flexibility after Big Mike’s erection”

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think his butthole had more flexibility after Big Mike gave it a good stretching.

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putin 10 points ago +10 / -0

It was not a mere Russian diplomat. It was Medvedev who was Russian president at the time. Which makes it much spicier.

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Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Actually, no, but go on...