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theflabmaster 119 points ago +119 / -0

BASED

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Flipbarryfromreddit 64 points ago +64 / -0

WINNING!!!!!!!!!! We need the winning flair back btw mods! Love y’all

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Nyy817 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yeah hello based department?

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +4 / -2

MILLION BILLION?! That’s like, a gillion bazillion!!!

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flipping_some_tables 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey Joe, how diverse would you say the black community is?

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +3 / -2

ITS MAM!!!!

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have just outed yourself as either Joe Biden himself, or his primary speech writer.

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WhitePowerRanger 0 points ago +3 / -3

You Biden impersonators need to start incorporating stutters now 😂 otherwise, fantastic job!👌

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Company ph is rising. Will it ever stop?

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Skinagrizz 41 points ago +41 / -0

Same here

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Parcus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Autistic IT nerds for Trump!

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Trumpdup4prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are loved Pede. Use your power for good.

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swimminginthoughts 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm right there with you!

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Red-Shackle [S] 54 points ago +54 / -0

A hahahahaha. And they also blocked reddit too.

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MyUsername 35 points ago +35 / -0

And just like that, nothing of value was lost.

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Peashout 46 points ago +46 / -0

So the company doesn't want you to visit websites owned by china. Nice.

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Geyck 37 points ago +37 / -0

What kind of company would do that?

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Ben45 31 points ago +32 / -1

I'd consider it a good thing to have facebook, youtube, twitter, etc blocked lol

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pmyourcovfefes 25 points ago +25 / -0

Based network/infrastructure guys 😂 ladypede here and love the ones I work with. They’re hilarious and dicks at the same time.

Skype one of them and say my shit isn’t working help desk isn’t responding can you help?

Them: Absolutely. Contact [email protected]****.com

Me: Thanks asshole

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MyTeenageBody 7 points ago +7 / -0

Isn’t it normal for companies to ban social media platforms on work computers?

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Trumpdup4prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some leave them open for “research”

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americanjerky -9 points ago +2 / -11

CCP

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TehAgent 15 points ago +15 / -0

This^

100% work on my work PC and devices.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Please come, sit down. We have reports that you've been spending hours of your day posting on a website called thedonald.win"

"Yes...yes I have. Look, I-"

"We're prepared to offer you a 15% raise and we want to move you to a permanent role as a TDW poster and commenter. You can work from home if you want. You'll get access to our pre-Obamacare benefits package. We need your expertise in this organisation."

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Trumpdup4prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. That’s why God invented smart phones. Don’t surf on the work stuff.

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nutspanther 2 points ago +2 / -0

This should be the top comment. Be very careful doing this on work computers. Likely, they will just see the traffic and add to ban list, but worst case they see that YOU are on TD.w and take action against you like termination. They have a legitimate scapegoat reason like time spent not working, browsing other sites.

Never use work devices for personal reasons. It is way too much risk and exposure.

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leakmouth 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kek #metoo

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1in1024th 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's awesome for you just don't neglect your job. 10% unemployment right now, be grateful for your work

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 12 points ago +12 / -0

BASED BOSS!!

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kaiforceone 12 points ago +12 / -0

I work for a future 10 company, same here

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SSJ3NAPPA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Amazing!!

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Scorpion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice but you should be using a VPN at all times

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Red-Shackle [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good advise.

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techied 0 points ago +2 / -2

No need really with DoHTTPS enabled on your browser and HTTPS there's no point to a VPN.

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techied 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's not that simple, with asymmetric key encryption like HTTPS (which uses TLS), traffic can only be decrypted by the receiving party who has the "private key".

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techied 0 points ago +1 / -1

That would be a massive security risk, most of the time devices are not configured to read PAC files automatically, if that's what you're talking about. Even if it were, in most browsers and OSes, it's a simple change from "automatic" to "off", for example in Firefox: https://support.securly.com/hc/en-us/articles/360041171654-How-to-disable-proxy-settings-in-Mozilla-Firefox-

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s DoHTTPS and HTTPS?

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techied 6 points ago +6 / -0

DoHTTPS: DNS over HTTPS.

DNS is the way your browser figures out what server to connect to when you type in "thedonald.win" or "google.com" - basically like if you told someone to visit "McDonalds" they'd have to look up the actual address first

HTTPS - Hypertext Transfer Protocol (secure)

HTTPS is one way (and the most common way) for your browser to communicate with a web server. Every web server uses HTTP (the insecure / old variant) or HTTPS.

Normally, DNS is unencrypted when it is sent over the internet, so theoretically the network owner at a company, or your ISP could read that DNS request, block it, and/or see what website you're trying to visit.

DNS over HTTPS is a new standard that encrypts DNS requests so nobody except for the DNS server (basically the address book) can see what website you're trying to visit.

With a combination of DNS over HTTPS and HTTPS to the actual web server itself, there is no way for the network owner or an ISP to determine what website you're visiting, or to try to block access to the websites you're visiting without blocking access to the internet completely.

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pedefromohio 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need more of this stuff here.

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techied 1 point ago +1 / -0

In what form? Should I make a thread maybe?

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npc_1234 6 points ago +6 / -0

A thread would probably be helpful, also including tips and recommendations for general online security. I also have a tech background, so I am aware of the amount of data is collected by websites and browsers, and how to mitigate a lot of it. Many people here most likely don't know the sheer amount of data collected and how it is done.

For those interested in securing your browser better, I recommend using Firefox as a base and installing the following extensions:

  • uBlock Origin - Ad Blocker. Ads are not only annoying, they often include tracking scripts, and even if they don't, the ad agency (often Google) sees your IP address and the website you are on every time a page with an ad is loaded. An added benefit is not giving money to leftist sites. (you can whitelist sites you want to support) uBlock Origin is also capable of blocking all social media buttons, which open up opportunities for the social media companies to track you.

  • Decentraleyes - Many websites use common resources in order to make their developer's lives easier. Most of the time, these resources are hosted on a content delivery network (CDN) in order to offer fast load times. These CDNs can also log your IP address and referrer page whenever one of these resources are loaded. Decentraleyes stores the resources on your local disk, so the next time a webpage needs the resource, it can pull it from disk instead of loading it from the web.

  • Facebook Container - if you must use Facebook, use this with it. FB Container "quarantines" Facebook so other sites cannot see you are logged into Facebook.

  • Privacy Badger - smart tracker blocker

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techied 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great list, only thing I'd add is HTTPS Everywhere.

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SloOlePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about fingerprints by canvas? I was trying to figure out the best defense but didn't trust the Firefox addons. Seems to me the addons that add random noise to the canvas image are they way to go. Which ones are safe?

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techied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's some more info if you're interested: https://hacks.mozilla.org/2018/05/a-cartoon-intro-to-dns-over-https/

This may explain it better than I did.

Please note although they mention Cloudflare a lot in that article, DNS over HTTPS is not a proprietary technology and it's not exclusive to Cloudflare.

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300BLK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bookmarked.

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unicornpoop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why would you leave a history of visiting ANY non-work related sites? Especially political ones.

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Red-Shackle [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because this is America and not China.

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pedefromohio 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have zero shame about browsing at work (I don't use social media unless it's off network, on my personal phone). I perform so if they want to knock me for taking a fucking mental break, I get up and leave the company and go to another one. Fuck these places. Dave is 65 and it takes him an hour to do something it takes me 5 minutes to do.

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mikejones 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dave is 65 and it takes him an hour to do something it takes me 5 minutes to do.

I've complained about that to my boss but Dave does a good job and does it right. Dave just takes a really long time and I can do 2x-3x more work a day depending on how busy it is. But Dave will always make way more than me because he's been there for decades and maxed out how much he can make which will take me a long time to reach.

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JoinTheDiscussion 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't completely block sites at work but I do my best to add image hosting sources to the dns blacklist so "certain" sites don't work correctly "I dunno, their site must be having web server issues"

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SemperFree 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use your phone, no need to use company equipment.

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MsQleo 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have special pint that blocks cell network from coming in: you effectively go dark and at the mercy of IT once inside hehe

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americafirst1337 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shadilay

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EagleI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at me. I'm the captain now!!!

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Agent_Orange 5 points ago +5 / -0

You would be shocked to know where I am and can access thedonald.win.

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Red-Shackle [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m going to guess Steve Huffmans bedroom. How long have you working as a bull for his wife?

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Agent_Orange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good guess... But I'm not into guys.

(See what I did there?)

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Super_Dave 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big perk of being off Reddit. Make it through more work filters.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got some GOYA on the shelf there?

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tl3c0 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anyone in IT needs help getting that done ping me. If you don’t know how I will help.

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leon_06 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here

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YoLLamaIsSoFat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same

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Wood_Shampoo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome!

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CillBlinton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I work for your company? Mine fired me because...well...you know why.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

they hiring?

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Red-Shackle [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always, oil and gas always need new hands.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forward thinking.

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MentalyStable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my GOD! genius!!! Pure and simple.

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now be a good pede, and make that presidential Pepe your wallpaper.

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s like Free Real Estate.

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Littleirishmaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

This should be policy at all companies, IMO, to block social media sites. Employees shouldn’t be posting what they did over the weekend at work.

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TheRoyalRob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was lucky my last job before I went off on my own was a small conservative business where everyone was strapped... :P

Sadly I don't know if that place is going to survive COVID though :/

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July_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOUBLE JEOPARDY

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based network admin.

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MichellesDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same!

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Rxking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Winning bigly

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Icanbememe 1 point ago +1 / -0

They may if you go there. My employer now blocks DuckDuckGo after i switched all my browsers to it and used it for several months. I requested itbe unblocked and was denied due to "recent cyber incidents".

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CrotchRot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I white listed td on our DNS, don't tell the boss lol

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Damn-dirty-apes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine blocks The donald, youtube and random other sites.

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Chief_Niggums -1 points ago +1 / -2

Time to look for a new job

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Damn-dirty-apes 1 point ago +1 / -0

27+ years, I can look at thedonald when I get home.

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NYMAGA1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad part is you’d expect us to be banned but they’re the raycis onez

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LiberalTears4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn’t ban the chicoms who shall not be named?

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be productive brah

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Ampman69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here!!

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SkyEater2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I worked at an electronics factory in Sacramento in the 90's. The radio played over the whole shop floor, and at noon, Rush Limbaugh, who I'd never heard of, taught me about the Clintons and the whole leftist cabal. I've listened to him ever since.