I'm standing at the pharmacy, reading the sign:

By order of the governor, all persons over the age of 2 must be wearing a mask while in this store, unless they are deaf, hard of hearing or....

I tell the pharmacist "You realize, it's all of us wearing masks that hurt the deaf, not themselves wearing masks...."

He stares at me blankly for a few seconds before saying "Oh yeah... well that doesn't make much sense..."