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Trumpfan1 72 points ago +72 / -0

Answer: All of the above.

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SwampMonsterJesus 50 points ago +50 / -0

Listen, fat! He's gotta smell them to know if they're right to go up against Cornpop? They gotta know the thing!... you know the thing! Look at the leg hair!

This is a big fucking deal! He's got a big stick.

Why why why why why do you think he's taking so long?

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Trumpfan1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Haha 😆 Almost perfect 👌🏻 Just needs a “C’mon man” or two.

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deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
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ChasingTheCloudsAway 6 points ago +6 / -0

We already have a jogging Mayor. We don't need anymore jogger bigshots.

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FreeBased1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reason #2 had me LOL at the breakfast table.

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JBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

This person's mental fill... fillness is just like mine!

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DebunkTheLeft 16 points ago +16 / -0

That headline: "He's deliberative..."

How does that NYT propagandist manage to write a story while living so far up Biden's ass?

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Necrovoter 16 points ago +16 / -0

The NYT hack knows the DNC is making this call, just as they made the call that everyone else would drop out early, play nice and let Biden be the designated puppet.

Biden isn't making the decision at all. The DNC just doesn't know which of the black female VP candidates will be the least worst one. They know they are all bad, and all have significant baggage.

Hobama Harris is who they would like to choose. That she had to suck and sleep her way to the top, was brutal as an attorney general and abused prison labor works against choosing her. More importantly, her slave holding ancestors will be a problem for the rabid BLM supporting crowd. Lose them and the DNC might as well concede the election. That her ancestor was still bringing in slaves to work his Jamaican plantation after Britain banned slavery in 1834 is going to be an even bigger problem.

https://archive.is/B5OHi
https://archive.is/qQvXl

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OconusLurex 2 points ago +2 / -0

she had to suck and sleep her way to the top

Oh pede, it is so much worse than that.

Although it certainly helped to be sliming around with Willie "Juice Politics" Brown, her real first political action action, upon which she built her entire career, was covering up decades' worth of child sexual abuse. The SF DA that preceded her had built enormous amounts of investigative files and personnel records, spanning approx 70 years of abuse by the SF Archdiocese, as well as records of how the diocese had handled the complaints internally (eg silencing witnesses and moving perps on, including one who went on to abuse an estimated over 50 children, and another and was transferred to overseeing a orphanage in Mexico,) and he was working with the survivors to bring cases forward. The minute Harris took over, she refused to release the records that were needed for those cases, met with the diocese, but refused to ever meet with the victims.

The Catholic Church is very powerful in San Francisco, and it earned her the backing of a lot of very influential local Dem party powerbrokers.

Like the usual case of "those who shout loudest," after she went from SF DA to CA AG to Senator & pres candidate, she claimed to be a great defender of sexual assault victims. She now has the backing of the richest Clinton donors, and is being floated as VP to Biden. What more evidence do we need of her dedication to and hard work on behalf of underaged victims sexual abuse? She's the perfect fit.

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Choomguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah thats what we need, a guy who is wishy washy and cant make decisions. That combined with dementia just screams presidential material.

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AlohaChris 7 points ago +7 / -0

Build Back Better. WTF does that even mean? Sleepy Joe’s slogan is as confused as he is.

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OconusLurex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember ol' dumbass Joe having to drop out of a race years ago for plagiarizing from Neil Kinnock? He hasn't stopped ripping off British politicians, except that now he's so protected he knows he doesn't even have to choose one that's relatively obscure in the US.

"Build back better" is stolen directly from BoJo. "Build build build, build back better, build back bolder," while still being cringeworthy, actually sounds natural in Boris' mouth - which is more than I can say when The ChildSniffer tries it on like an ill fitting polyester suit.

How do we live in a world where the MSM carries water for this mindless, authoritarian husk to such an extent that no one reports that his slogan is directly, lazily stolen from the UK PM's campaign?

In the UK, if you quote those words, everyone just assumes you're quoting Boris. There's no way these political reporters don't know that.

Have some sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jul/29/bad-political-slogans-good-government-build-back-better

*Sorry for linking the Graun; the Torygraph was paywalled, and anyway all UK papers are terrible in one way or another.

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50blessings 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s literally Made-in-China knockoff MAGA 😂. As we all know, Joe Biden has a history of plagiarism; he dropped out of a previous presidential bid cause he got caught plagiarizing a speech. He is and always has been a Build-a-Bear candidate for the Democratic Party, and he has no original ideas in his empty empty head.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plagiarism

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DnDD2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Build Back Better with No Malarky would have been so much better.

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Rockonanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon, man! Don't rush me! I'm debliverative! I mean deliberous! I mean I'm debilitated! You know, you know THE THING!

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dictated, not typed.

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Drew 39 points ago +39 / -0

It’s getting surreal and I’m wondering what this fall is going to look like.

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SevenDirtyWords 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yeah, this is all so bizarre. I honestly never thought that they would ACTUALLY pick the demented old white guy. They even had the option of an old white guy who doesn't appear to be demented, and they still picked the demented one.

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Rockonanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's almost as if the term "shit-show" was conceived in anticipation of this upcoming 2020 election. It just fits right in there.

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NoahGav 2 points ago +2 / -0

I coined the term "shit-show" and I can confirm I am a time-traveler.

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SirSeizureSalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

All I know is if he steps down as the nominee and then Kamala or Hillary replaces him... I'm buying fucking cookies for everyone.

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Choomguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its goinf to look a lot like a civil war and a revolution all in one.

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50blessings 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point, I’m almost of the mind that we’ve lived in peace for too long. Despite the endless Middle East wars, the vast majority of our population has never known war, and rich fuckhead celebs and athletes think they’re qualified to decide social policy, gun restrictions, and who gets to say what without appreciating the people who died to preserve our rights. Maybe we need some hard times so people understand the price of the liberty they so want to monopolize for themselves.

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Choomguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im with you brother.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 18 points ago +18 / -0

See, that's what a cud-chewing candy-headed postage-stamp eater might say. Kids got no attention span today, everybody's walking around staring at those little video game things I see everybody talking to. That's not how we beat the Germans at Pearl Harbor, man! lying dog faced pony soilder where was I ? Before that, we had to use those big cannons. Took 4 or 5 guys to shoot the damn thing, somebody had to jam that big ram-rod in there every time, it was just a nightmare. That's why you need a guy like me in charge ya see, I understand modern warfare. That's why they're choosing a strong sassy woman of color as my President, we would never have won the War Between The States without their stunning and brave contributions. Like my grandpa told me one time while grandma was in the kitchen, boy sometimes she would make so much racket with those big 'ol cast iron skillets, remember those things? Man, I'll never forget those biscuits. She used to put real butter on 'em, not that crap you get in the store, real butter, Jack! She used to milk that funny old cow now and then, she had one of those old butter-churns, I remember she'd just be yankin' and yankin' on that broom handle and eventually, open 'er up and there's butter in there! Now that's how you make biscuits. Makes the hairs stand up on my legs too I like when my granddaughter rubs my calves where was I? Me and Barack both were senators too - She'd get done, and grandpa would say "See Little Joe, that's why I married her." I don't blame the old codger, I'd have married her too if she wasn't so old but I'm not kidding you, those were some damn good biscuits. Grandma almost won a prize for 'em at the county fair, but it got cancelled for the measles. She was mad as hornets, that big pile of biscuits just sitting there with no county fair to go to. Me and grandpa lying dog faced pony soilder kept trying to sneak one, she just kept slapping our hands away, grandpa's yelling at her "Eugenia! Those biscuits ain't going nowhere, the fair's cancelled!!!" Then the cat jumped off the window-sill and knocked that plate off the table, it was just a mess, you never saw such hysteria. I miss that cat, he was a pretty good cat except for that time with the biscuits. See folks, that's why you need to vote for me, especially if you're a person of color or one of our fine upstanding undocumented citizens, I think that's what we're saying now. I survived a pandemic, hell I survived 4 or 5 of 'em. Seems like every time we have a big election one of them rolls around. I know how to fight a pandemic, you go after it like Joe Louis did and just pow, you knock it right out. Trump doesn't know how to do that, he's a bureaucrat. Not like me you know, I'm Average Joe! I'm ready for a scuffle! If you can't handle that, then vote for Trump in 2020! See if I care! I think you whippersnappers can figure it out. If you can't, go to joebiden dot info, they'll set you straight!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 5 points ago +5 / -0

Copy Pasta from another Pede!

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PrecisionStrike 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is "biscuits hit the floor" the bluebill version of tendies hitting the floor?

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Watermaker67 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow! That took some work! I can see the old kid sniffer saying every line of it though. Well done, pede!

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Rockonanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

"like a jimjam in a corn pop"

holyshit i'm lucky i was in between sips of coffee when i read that. cracked me all up!

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JBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please call Joe 3 0 3 3 0 - we need good speach writers just like you!

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SweetBeef 29 points ago +29 / -0

LOL... last line in the article:

“This is one of those moments where you have to let Joe be Joe, and you have to trust that he knows what he’s looking for and what he needs.”

🤪🤣🤪😜

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Jenfarmer2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

"just trust grandpa, he knows what he wants by running naked onto a highway"

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fickelbra 9 points ago +9 / -0

We already know what he’s looking for. Black female. It’s honestly stunning and brave and stunning.

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namechangearoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep that’s literally his only criteria. VP must have a black vagina. That’s it.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

He just said female.

In his clown world that doesn’t require a vagina. Big Mike still in play.

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the-new-style 24 points ago +25 / -1
  1. Because time is racist
  2. Because being punctual is white supremacist
  3. Because being reliable is white supremacist
  4. Because being reputable is white supremacist
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plaaaa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Making choices is fascism.

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Trumppp0492 22 points ago +22 / -0

He can’t even keep promises to his supporters BEFORE getting elected. He set his own deadlines then breaks them immediately. It’s not like he has to work with Congress or other countries to meet these deadlines.

Also why does he always say he has to “go” when doing an interview or a conference? Where is he going? He is unemployed right now. He has no other commitments other than run for office.

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has to go because he feels his Depends are leaking.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 21 points ago +21 / -0

Because he's NOT the nominee. Watch.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Was Potemkin too obscure?

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

I never heard that one and it does fit the agenda, to help whomever seize power. Will probably be Susan Rice

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah, could I get a TL:DR? I read the wiki, but Im still not quite sure of the usage. I do know that Catherine II was a hoe though.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

Archived NY Times

archive.is/sMj30

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Afripede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never seen such a soulless piece of propaganda.

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stonepony 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same reason the Durham report got pushed back. We were originally told to expect it at the beginning of summer. They're waiting for that because they risk getting completely nuked if they pick someone like Rice who is up to her neck in corruption.

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Mammoth_Actuary 10 points ago +11 / -1

Potemkin candidate? Nice array of vocabulary you got there OP

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Terrysilver35 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have a feeling he is going to drop out at the witching hour and Big Mike is going to take his place without explanation. Probably on Halloween night.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big Mike - The Tranchurian Candidate

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohh! Nice.

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plaaaa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeti nite.

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SavingPrivateGrace 9 points ago +9 / -0

1) Because he's deeply demented.

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DaoDeDickinson 8 points ago +8 / -0

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT... it didn't surprise me that this shitpost was real because the left has embraced coprophilia and pedophilia and almost necrophilia by nominating Joe Biden but...

...how am I the first to point out that the photographer's name is literally: MICHELLE V.AGINS!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I dunno whether there's a pede mole under Mark Thompson's feet or if some man or woman with a terminal case of feminism that ghosted its parents just decided to name themselves that... 😅😂🤣

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Quartersawnwhiteoak2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Obama gifted him the special faggot sauce. Cum on man!

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cum on Man? Wasn’t that the name of the gay club that Obama frequented in Chicago?

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namechangearoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bathhouse Barry strikes again!

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

(subliminal messaging)

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Tazhawkeye 7 points ago +7 / -0

No one wants to run with him.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Out of habit they mostly run from him.

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StillplayenSometimes 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's trying to see who gives the best head

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Notablitheringidiot 5 points ago +6 / -1

who gives the best head

Buttigieg

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Christ thats vomit inducing

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Seahawks2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

If pastor Pete Buttigieg now identifies himself as a black female, can he be the VP pick?

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namechangearoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

No joe will give all the short list candidates a thorough examination.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

sniff test

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BoughtByBloomberg2 7 points ago +7 / -0

No guys can't you see the article? He's just really really careful. Which is exactly what you want in a leader. A dude who can't make up his mind until the very last minute where he is forced to make a choice.

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spezisacuckold 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well we do know Biden set out from the very beginning 2 mandatory things that his VP pick must have — a vagina that is black. He must be going through hundreds of black vaginas because this is taking forever.

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SweetBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0
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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, Denis.

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ANCsemi 7 points ago +7 / -0

This comment section is comedy gold

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stjdalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

The most annoying thing about the Failing N.Y Times besides its constant Fake News is the way they insist on using the full name, "Joseph R. Biden Jr., Charles Schumer" etc

They do it to appear intellectual and having gravitas but it comes off as absolutely ridiculous

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usuck911 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe Biden will not be rushed? So if Biden is President and a foreign power invades, Joe will not be rushed to a response until the army of the foreign power is at the gates of capitol hill in Washington?

What have Democrats turned into?

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realPierreDelecto 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit. Is this a real article? They aren’t even hiding the bias anymore. Could you imagine how much more popular Trump would be if he got this type of treatment

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GAGASays 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is like a press release. WTF.

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Filo76 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s so painful watching them prop up this senile old man.

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letrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because he's not picking. The DNC is fighting internally. And with covid they can't focus group it enough.

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NativeNorCal 4 points ago +4 / -0

All of them.

Biden needs an aide to hold it and aim so he hits the toilet. The VP pick will be whoever gets the least piss on the floor.

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Freddie_Threepwood 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a tactic. His handlers are delaying the selection of a VP. They are probably going to announce their real candidate late so the GOP can’t formulate a response.

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namechangearoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary is putting on her pant suit now!

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dingdongbob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why the fuck is no one mentioning that he said he would have a female black vp without even having a pick?! How can liberal voters be oblivious to the very obvious pandering?

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. The DNC is scrambling to figure out who is eligible given the self imposed race limitation and shit storm brewing in DC from events going on.
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HazelHen 4 points ago +4 / -0

The guy has elevators in his shoes to add a good inch or two.

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ftwtidder 4 points ago +4 / -0

"they're" filming his announcement and you won't see it until "they" can seamlessly splice it together to look like it's live and in one take.

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LadyOfLorien 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought it was because they're still desperately trying to fix Harris' face and can't announce her until she looks less like the Cryptkeeper.

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omegapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

BUILD BACK GOODER

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pursuitoftruth1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden will not be rushed.

I don't know aboyt that...he rushed to say Trump closing off travel from China was xenophobic. He also rushed the ex-president to Ukraune to fire his son's prosecutor otherwise Congressionally approved foreign aid would have been denied.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that a real article? He's deliberative and doesn't mind extending his timetable? Even for fake news that's pushing it.

And I looked it up, and it's actually real. Someone actually wrote that... Fuck, I hate the fake news media more than I could possibly convey through words. If things go to hell, they should be first on the list.

Edit: Here's some more samples of this article

This kind of approach — being openly meditative about the issue at hand, with a penchant for missing his own deadlines as he mulls his options — is in line with how Mr. Biden has made other big political choices throughout his career. Those who have worked with him over the years describe nonlinear decision-making processes with input from allies and family members, a barrage of questions from Mr. Biden, and a habit of extending deadlines in a way that leaves some Democrats anxious and annoyed, while others say it brings him to a well-considered decision, eventually.

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MarcusOrbelious 3 points ago +3 / -0

Considering that the V.P. is nothing but a bullet proof jacket but at the same time has to add value to the ticket, it will be next to impossible to find someone who makes Biden look good in comparison, and that can carry a swing state on their own.

Mike Pence is already taken....

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PositiveEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greg Gutfield floated the idea that the reason they have not picked a VP is because they are not going to run Biden for president. Biden will pull out of the race.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look up Potemkin.

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PositiveEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, most politicians are cover for the deep state. I thought that George W. didn’t make any of his own decisions. The thing is with Biden, his mental decline cannot be covered for much longer. I do wonder if the DNC is going to pick someone else to run for President.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Potempkin Village: we've seen the comic of the figure sitting at the table as the room burns - 'this is fine.'

The fabled Potempkin Village was a facade moved about to create the impression of organized, productive towns to fool the enemy, named after the doomed general under Catherine the Great.

The irony is thick.

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Spark-001 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's because Kamala is the obvious choice but if they give a shamless narcissist like her the VP nod, they will never be rid of her again and they know it.

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stjdalen 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's because he promised a black woman and the talent pool is very limited, remember if Dems win this woman will be Leader of the Free World

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

His brain is a cocaine addled, poached egg. Prove me wrong.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boiled potato

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Gunmolester 3 points ago +3 / -0

BULLSHIT...A running mate should be picked BEFORE the primaries otherwise you dont know the whole pkg you are voting for and it will reduce all the people running just for a VP pick..NOBODY wanted Camel toe Harris but thats who they will get if he picks her...ITS BULLSHIT

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TrumpyOldMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

His handlers are doing it to minimize the amount of opposition research on their VP pick.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Pence even gets a single debate.

It could be the coup de grâce.

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RockyMin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he's taking a Pelosi approach and will say "You have to elect me if you want to know who my VP is".

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RadioAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has limited himself to a very small subset of politicians, black females, that all have flawed reputations. It’s basically pick your poison for Biden.

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DX5_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden barely does anything and he's behind schedule. He's not busy campaigning or doing anything else, so what's the excuse? That he doesn't like to be rushed with critical choices? Guess what, Jack. The Presidency is all about making critical choices. You can't take two months every time you have to make a decision.