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SwampMonsterJesus 50 points ago +50 / -0

Listen, fat! He's gotta smell them to know if they're right to go up against Cornpop? They gotta know the thing!... you know the thing! Look at the leg hair!

This is a big fucking deal! He's got a big stick.

Why why why why why do you think he's taking so long?

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Trumpfan1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Haha πŸ˜† Almost perfect πŸ‘ŒπŸ» Just needs a β€œC’mon man” or two.

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ChasingTheCloudsAway 6 points ago +6 / -0

We already have a jogging Mayor. We don't need anymore jogger bigshots.

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FreeBased1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reason #2 had me LOL at the breakfast table.

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JBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

This person's mental fill... fillness is just like mine!