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Necrovoter 55 points ago +55 / -0

Dark Matter will become Systemically Marginalized Matter
Black Holes will be renamed Gravitationally Oppressed Autonomous Zones.

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Trumpfan1 21 points ago +21 / -0

How ‘bout Kamala Harris?

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Regionalphilbin 25 points ago +25 / -0

I believe the discussion was about black holes, not black hoes.

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SFgayDude4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either one works

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala the spitting hole?

KamalaTheSpitter

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JediDwag 8 points ago +11 / -3

Duno man. NASA is one of the few government agencies worth keeping around. Like we actually get a decent return on our investment in NASA in terms of technology and scientific advancement that keep us ahead of the curve and profitable. At least that's mu understanding.

They just need to raise the standards for their management.

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BunnyPicnic 0 points ago +2 / -2

But they still haven't went to the moon. Or launched vehicles that reached interstellar space. When it comes to space, there's no beating nasa. We can get rid of retards at nasa though.

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BunnyPicnic -1 points ago +2 / -3

Not much has happened since 1972? Let's see. Voyager 1. Hubble. The James Webb telescope will put Hubble to shame, if it ever gets completed.

The pale blue dot and Hubble deep field are two of the most important pictures in history. Yet, nasa doesn't do anything. Only because we haven't gone back to the barren moon.

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HoLeeFuk 8 points ago +8 / -0

NASA has been doing jack shit for years now.

A private citizen literally started a competitor to NASA and is making them look like lazy dumb bastards. He just launched two people into space and brought them back.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read a comment here awhile back that nasa had been destroyed by diversity hiring. Sad to see institutions destroyed one by one.

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TychoDurandal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black holes aren’t black because of their color, it’s because they rudely steal everything in sight.

-Hawking

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Sparkle_whore 12 points ago +12 / -0

Can we just start going after all companies then to show them how retarded this is? Let's start with companies that make Whiteout. I personally feel that the name promotes genocide against White people, which is incredibly sensitive and actively harmful.

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MrMcGreenGenes 12 points ago +12 / -0

Space holes.

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Neonlightdistrict 8 points ago +9 / -1

We should just rename black people. Fixes everything.

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linereddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Colored folks?

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Shadow1223 7 points ago +7 / -0

Black holes matter 🖖🏻

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OutcastSeal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holes of Excess Melanin

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All_lives_matter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Outer Space will now be known as “I can’t breathe”

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Choosetheform 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rename them press holes. Information about an event is disappeared leaving only an afterglow and toxic radiation to mark its demise.

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SirJiub 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about... stop being PC and do your fucking jobs. Gee, what should we call that blackish, hole-ish thing over there.

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GnuYow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little known fact, the name Black Holes is actually a reference to "Black Whores".

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_Sully_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

How can smart people not see that this bullshit is meant to force you to do stupid shit for control and has nothing to do with fixing a god damn thing? If a person is actually offended by simple use of the work black then they are mentally deranged. I suppose if an insane person starts claiming to be Napoleon we should force France to make him Emperor too. Why must we pretend that America isn't allowed to be White? It has come down to trying to remove White from everything in a America for supposed inclusion. We all know this is really about destruction and the catharsis of stilted evil racist faggots who laugh at the death of White people because of their own bitter hatred. YOU CANNOT APPEASE SOMEONE'S HATRED EVER!! Their hatred never goes away even if you are six feet under, they will continue to hate.

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Bianceziwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

People lack common sense

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Daddy_Donald 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ok, there's also white holes. Science is not racist.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bingo. It isn't NASA who gets to impose these things on the rest of the world.

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Bucky1951 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t that Ty-Rone?

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Edial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy fuck this is one of the most cringe-inducing things I have ever seen. I wonder if it drives them crazy that space has a black appearance? Or maybe that snow is white? God, what a cancerous time we live in.

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raananh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone, PLEASE, find me the video from few years ago where few black politicians were offended when someone said "black hole" or "black humor", because it's "racist".

Then, someone had to explain them why it's called "black hole" or "black humor".

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phil_d_snutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

So now the word “black” is offensive? Kinda like saying “fuck” or “cunt”?

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IvankasTaint 1 point ago +1 / -0

000000 Lives Matter

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dissin_nips 1 point ago +1 / -0

“It’s African-American holes, you ignorant bigot!” - NASA, probably

Can Jesus come back already? I want off of mr. bones wild ride

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Ramasun 1 point ago +1 / -0

"OK, OK, we're going to start calling them WHITE holes"

Libs: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....."

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully they rename dark matter and energy to "some stuff we made up to make our equations work."

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ruskiebot00100011 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should rename URANUS

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jaymay2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why we havent colonized mars yet.

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dahnald 1 point ago +1 / -0

My vote is for front space holes.

Also, dark matter will become matter of color.

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PositiveEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought this was a joke! It turns out some of the terms they are changing are: Eskimo and Siamese”.

“... as the “Eskimo Nebula.” “Eskimo” is widely viewed as a colonial term with a racist history, imposed on the indigenous people of Arctic regions. Most official documents have moved away from its use. NASA will also no longer use the term “Siamese Twins Galaxy” to refer to NGC 4567 and NGC 4568, a pair of spiral galaxies found in the Virgo Galaxy Cluster. Moving forward, NASA will use only the official, International Astronomical Union designations in cases where nicknames are inappropriate.”

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Inappropriate" is one of those cringe neologisms that just grate on my ears. It means "neo-puritains don't like it," and nothing else.

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SemperFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totes

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Kyro5411 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have always loved space and science. I have never once thought about race while learning about black holes.

Woke tards want to ruin everything.

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Afripede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black holes are awesome. Why wouldn't you want them named after you?

And, also, they're black.

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Humongus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is NASA f*cking kidding me?! WTF, science has gone woke and it means nothing now.

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NYMAGA1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re clearly speaking of white dwarf stars

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holes of color

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LostViking1985 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bet they're leaving "White Dwarf" though

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LikeAWombatScorned 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the fuck can NASA possibly be "actively harmful"? What do they even mean by that? Are they going around punching black people or something?

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EndOfTyranny 1 point ago +1 / -0

African-American holes?

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Spark-001 1 point ago +1 / -0

This gon b gud since the whole world uses this term.

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, time to re-de-fund nasa some more

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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

The offense is real. https://youtu.be/oc1zGRUPztc

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should rename them after fat white women though. Like Karen or Susan

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Rhayne -5 points ago +1 / -6

Ya, I already posted this .