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DZP1 20 points ago +20 / -0

This laser shit needs to stop here and now. If they blind a cop, the response needs to be an answer with lethal force.as if they used a gun. And you know the lasers aren't going to stop. These criminals need to be dealt with from now on. I think the cops will need to wear red filter goggles.

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

HIS NAME WAS GARRETT FOSTER

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calvinb1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

and now he's pushing fucking daises .

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SpezisaRetard 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wolf said the feds have been given protective eye wear. He said it doesn’t solve the problem entirely though

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd have to imagine it's difficult to design protective gear that handles multiple wavelengths, unless it's something like sunglasses that darken very quickly when subjected to bright light.

Either way, losing your eye-sight is more costly than several thousand dollars.

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's also one of those things where cops wouldn't necessarily know if said laser is coming from someone using one of those pointers or from an AR-15 on the 8th floor of a building 50 feet away. To cops, shit like this needs to be treated like a "worst case scenario" to prevent them from being annihilated by insurgents.

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eddieblasphemy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Guilty of unauthirized use of female gender as well

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Kenrailae 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bet he did well in girl's track in high school, too

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killerbeblue 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Unlawful use of a laser”

Now that is a crime I expected to hear about in the year 2020

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MrMcGreenGenes 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't remember any Milli Vanilli songs but for some reason felt compelled to mention them.

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Agent_Orange 7 points ago +7 / -0

🎵 Girl you know it's true... 🎵

It's true you're a dude!

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DeusVultIntensifies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Waxing poetic today.

Can I get a REEEE for Saying Not a She?

The Emperor is nude, and that thing is a dude.

Maybe wearing braids, but still not getting laid.

Takes the mugshot with a pout, still not getting out.

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

BIG MIKE!!! WHOOGY WHOOGY WHOOGY!!!

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M3CJC 3 points ago +3 / -0

She? his Adam’s apple is bigger than his balls

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Pineline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Purposely blinding someone with a laser is a war crime

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Debutante 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will they try this individual in Portland? Because that is such a liberal cesspool they will let this person get away with it. Forgive my ignorance of the finer points of the law -- but can the prosecution ask for a change of venue to a hopefully red state so justice will be served?

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Silence_Memegood 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you guys are okay with the cops locking up half of the portland black population in one night like this?

How will antifa larp about black lives without their token black person?

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Psycochico 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want Sharia law so let em have it. It can get blinded, and then stoned to death for being an afront to any God knows to man.

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DontTreadOnThee 1 point ago +1 / -0

And by laser he meant her cock