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posted ago by KevO4444 ago by KevO4444 +1563 / -0
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Ih8leftists 70 points ago +71 / -1

I'm a nationalist and I'm white.

Am I on some list?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 50 points ago +50 / -0

Probably on the list of gainfully employed people.

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Ih8leftists 24 points ago +25 / -1

ACTUALLY.

I just quit my job to move out of Illinois.

It was now or never, so up until last week I was, now we are heading to Texas!

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awkwardmoments 10 points ago +10 / -0

Welcome.

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe you can find a Hawaiian style shirt with Blue Bonnets and other Texas wild flowers n grasses. Best of both worlds.

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mangoatshark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah brother

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +3 / -1

¡Bienvenidos!

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Ih8leftists 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't mind, just need to learn Spanish!

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Ih8leftists 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you mean level 6?

Where is level one?

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CastleBravo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Viva la Texas!

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Scrub your pictures of all exif and metadata before posting on the net, people!

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +7 / -1

A nationalist who happens to be white is NOT the same as a "white nationalist".

The former is a patriot who feels a connection to and pride for his or her (the only two choices) nation. Every American with even half a brain and half a gram of gratitude should be one.

The latter (white nationalist) is a soul brother of skinhead pinheads who think the US once was a "white nation" in the past (nope) and wants it to be a "white nation" going forward, a nation by whites and for whites, everybody else can fuck off.

In reality, American patriots of all colors have fought, bled and died for this nation, to secure liberty for all of us, and it's theirs too. Disagreement with that sentiment, spoken or unspoken, is both legal and IMHO tantamount to proof of a white-supremacist mindset. Again, legal.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

You use thedonald.win, the deepstate is already tracking you, reminder to stay arm and NEVER give up your guns

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triggernometry 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're active on TD, and regularly voice extremist (read: conservative) views on other social media, you should just assume that you're on some Deep State shitlist. Whether or not that's something to worry about is dependent on who wins in 2020. If Deep State wins back the Executive branch, it becomes only a matter of when and how they'll use it.

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1777 42 points ago +43 / -1

Hawaiian shirts were birthed from the Japanese people dwelling in Hawaii.

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jnic815 7 points ago +7 / -0

Boojahideen

Got me in tears

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CoyoteTan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great, most of my shirts are Hawaiian shirts.

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Madman2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lefties hate the Japanese too.

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triggernometry 6 points ago +6 / -0

The white people of Asia.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 28 points ago +28 / -0

So does this make Jimmy Buffet concerts white nationalist rallies?

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Itateeverybody 1 point ago +2 / -1

"I like mine with lettuce and tomatah, Heinz 57 french fried potatah, absolutely no kosher pickles and lynch all the queers, good god all mighty strike minorities hearts with fear"

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Apersonofinterest 25 points ago +25 / -0

Uh oh. They’re going after the Tommy Bahama Margaritaville crowd and targeting them for random mob violence.

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NOTWOKE 11 points ago +11 / -0

This could be a boon for the Hawaiin shirt industry.

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GnuYow 22 points ago +22 / -0

"White Nationalism" - apparently it's racist to prefer the most advanced, wealthiest, peaceful nations on the planet.

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DeusVultIntensifies 16 points ago +16 / -0

You get double White Nationalism points if the shirt is made of cotton. Wear one while drinking a glass of milk and you might find yourself on the same list that James O'Keefe is on. Then you won't be able to pass a background check to purchase a firearm.

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FlimboFlongins 8 points ago +8 / -0

How many points if you're wearing a white linen suite, and a wide brimmed white hat, with the Hawaiian Shirt underneath, and enjoying white cake with your white milk, while looking out on the cotton field you planted in Spring and plan to harvest by yourself? All while your white kids play in the yard, and your white wife enjoys a White Russian, while writing social dinner invitations to friends on white stationary paper? She'll be serving whitefish pate with white sourdough toast points, white meat chicken with white mushroom gravy, with white rice with white butter beans, white corn on the cob, and a white peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream for desert.

Is that Terrorist Watch List Level?

Just another day on the farm...

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

(Upvoted)

Stationary: Paper that holds still while you write on it? :)

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Endlessmanager 15 points ago +15 / -0

Imagine being offended by flower patterns. Fucking clowns.

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donald_d_donaldson 12 points ago +12 / -0

White nationalism is redpilled

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Cheesecakecrush 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Hello? I'm woke and bored, can I get a spin on the 'random thing that is white nationalist' wheel? Thanks." *tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... tik..... tok. "Hawaiian shirts? I mean, it doesn't make sense, but I don't have anything better to do." goes to laptop

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Chickenbaconpoutine 13 points ago +13 / -0

https://archive.is/P9v0W

Archive to go around paywall.

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ronburgandy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wear hawaiian shirts all the time, they're comfy as fuck and operator as fuck. They're loose enough that they make concealed carry of even the largest handguns a breeze.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also go with everything because they match nothing.

My two everyday shirts are Hawaiin. :)

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now i understand why in all those post-apocalyptic movies everyone's wearing rags. It's not because there's no stores with clothing, it's because the libtards created and run those worlds.

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FreeAndHostile 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you seen modern "streetwear" as high-fashion? It's terrible. And exactly as you describe.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I have. That's why i'm still wearing my Bugle Boy shirts from the early 1990's. All I see in the men's department are skater-punk clothes wirh gibberish printed all over them. Good thing I take care of my clothing or else I'd be naked right now.

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FreeAndHostile 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. I just wear casual dress shirts. Even in summer. Just roll the sleeves up with khaki shorts and sandals. Modern fashion is garbage.

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a pet bear from Thighland

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ArcticPharaoh 5 points ago +5 / -0

RIP Hawaii

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imnotarobott 5 points ago +5 / -0

One more excuse for the faggots to accost people in public! The more you roll the dice, the more you lose, little commies!

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SolidSnakeOil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just when I'm getting to the age where I really like Hawaiian shirts. I really want that Magnum PI look.

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Bhoelscher 3 points ago +4 / -1

Styx is going to get arrested! Justice for Styx!!!!

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please make breathing a symbol of White Nationalism thank you

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Dilligaf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such hate for Tom Selleck

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Mob, being woefully ignorant on most topics, is unable to grasp that Hawaiians are none too fond of whites and definitely don't consider Hawaiian shirts indicative of "white nationalism".

Boom. Claim utterly debunked.

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Phafi11 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIP Gabriel Iglesias's career.

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awkwardmoments 2 points ago +2 / -0

The title is better than the sarcasm itself.

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ruskiebot00100011 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawaiian tourism businesses on suicide watch

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, weekendgunnit is more influential than I thought.

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wanderingUlysses 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if Mark Rockwell knows?

What the heck am I supposed to wear in the Summer now, if not cargo shorts and a Hawaiian shirt?

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

100 bucks says the author is white, and an American national.

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Kendoextendo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is the real racist here? Me for wearing a shirt with flowers on it, or them calling a shirt with flowers on it a “Hawaiian shirt”? These idiots do it to themselves. It’s the same with the way they treat black people. They’re like “oh here black person, let me take care of you because I know you aren’t capable of taking care of yourself. Meanwhile we gotta get rid of these mean old republicans because they want you to have voter IDs and we know you just can’t afford an ID.”

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DrAugustBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this 4chan's next prank? It's really getting hard to tell anymore.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to buy me some Hawaiian shirts.

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The glow bois are back

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